Dental plan!

Hyperbullet

talla10 wrote: »

Superintendent Chalmers; Oh my god man what is happening in your kitchen??

Skinner; The Aurora Borealis?

Superintendent Chalmers; The Aurora Borealis??At this time of day, this time of year in this part of the country localised entirely in your kitchen???

Skinner; Yes

Superintendent Chalmers; May i see it?

Skinner; No.

-Seymour! The house is on fire!!

-No mother, its just the northern lights....

take everything

Hyperbullet wrote: »

-Seymour! The house is on fire!!

-No mother, its just the northern lights....

Steamed hams.

^ know it's been posted but it's just such a ridiculous term for hamburgers.

Hyperbullet

take everything wrote: »

Steamed hams.

^ know it's been posted but it's just such a ridiculous term for hamburgers.

You call them steamed hams when quite obviously these are grilled?

krudler

If you dont stop squirmin' theres gonna be a little bald girl with no lollipop!

mgsrocks

Two of my favorite scenes:

Mr Snrub:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JoJWSqP2Y_E

Eastern Europe's favorite cat and mouse team:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PyxYdj9dGcI

Daftendirekt

When I first heard that Marge was joining the police academy, I thought it would be fun and zany, like that movie... "Spaceballs." But instead it was dark and disturbing like that movie "Police Academy."

Saila

the wholoe episode which is on now Sky1 - its a classic, the "self help" one sooooo much to choose from.

the purple tin

Saila wrote: »

the wholoe episode which is on now Sky1 - its a classic, the "self help" one sooooo much to choose from.

theres no trick to it, its just a simple trick.

talla10

Marge; Homer your being paranoid!

Homer; Am i? Am i really?(drags a guy drinking tea from sugar pile) Alright buddy 'fess up Where did ya get that sugar for that tea??

English Guy; I nicked it when you let your guard down for that split second. And i'd do it again. Goodbye

dr gonzo

Good work Homer, when you get home there will be another story on your house.

KeithM89_old

I want to set the record straight: I thought the cop was a prostitute.

dr gonzo

Homer: Wait, I'm confused about the movie ... so the cops knew Internal Affairs was setting them up?
Man: What are you talking about? There's nothing like that in there.

take everything

dr gonzo wrote: »

Good work Homer, when you get home there will be another story on your house.

More brilliance from that episode:

Hank: Hey, look at my feet. You like those moccasins?
Look in your closet; there's a pair for you. Don't like them?
Then neither do I! I]throws them out[/I
Get the hell outta here! Ever see a guy say good-bye to a shoe?
Homer: I]chuckles[/I Yes, once.


Hank: Uh, hi, Homer. What can I do for you?
Homer: Sir, I need to know where I can get some business
hammocks.
Hank: Hammocks? My goodness, what an idea. Why didn't I think
of that?
Hammocks! Homer, there's four places. There's the Hammock
Hut, that's on third.
Homer: Uh-huh.
Hank: There's Hammocks-R-Us, that's on third too. You got
Put-Your-Butt-There?
Homer: Mm-Hmm.
Hank: That's on third. Swing Low, Sweet Chariot... Matter of
fact, they're all in the same complex; it's the hammock
complex on third.
Homer: Oh, the hammock district.
Hank: That's right.

silvervixen84

The Catholic Church: We've made a few....changes

Galway K9

as posted above, the vid of the european itchy and scratchy mimic on krusty show, The best part wasnt included,

Krusty: "What the hell was that!!!":D

pappyodaniel

DENTAL PLAN

klose

pappyodaniel wrote: »

DENTAL PLAN

Lisa needs braces.

the purple tin

Martin- Heres a tip, put a pinch of sage in your shoes and all day long a spicy scent is your reward.

Martin- Ah my plan has come to fruition. Soon I'll be queen of summertime...uh I mean king,king!

Mr Burns- Smithers! Check out the luscious pair on that redhead. Thats it baby, work those ankles.
Smithers- Ring a ding ding sir.

Tom Slick

"I never apologise. I'm sorry, but that's just the way I am!"

Benny_Cake

Lionel Hutz: Mrs. Simpson, you're in luck. Your sexual harassment suit is exactly what I need to help rebuild my shattered practice. Care to join me in a belt of scotch?
Marge: It's 9:30 in the morning.
Lionel Hutz: Yeah, but I haven't slept in days.

Standman

Superintendant Chalmers : Why is there smoke coming out of your oven, Seymour?

Seymour Skinner: Oh, that isn't smoke. It's steam. Steam from the steamed clams we're having... Mmmmm, steamed clams.

Lizard Queen

Mr. Simpson, this is the most blatant case of false advertising since my case against "The Never-Ending Story"!

blubloblu

take everything wrote: »

More brilliance from that episode:

Hank: Hey, look at my feet. You like those moccasins?
Look in your closet; there's a pair for you. Don't like them?
Then neither do I! I]throws them out[/I
Get the hell outta here! Ever see a guy say good-bye to a shoe?
Homer: I]chuckles[/I Yes, once.


Hank: Uh, hi, Homer. What can I do for you?
Homer: Sir, I need to know where I can get some business
hammocks.
Hank: Hammocks? My goodness, what an idea. Why didn't I think
of that?
Hammocks! Homer, there's four places. There's the Hammock
Hut, that's on third.
Homer: Uh-huh.
Hank: There's Hammocks-R-Us, that's on third too. You got
Put-Your-Butt-There?
Homer: Mm-Hmm.
Hank: That's on third. Swing Low, Sweet Chariot... Matter of
fact, they're all in the same complex; it's the hammock
complex on third.
Homer: Oh, the hammock district.
Hank: That's right.

then there's Mary jane's hammocks, the great thing about that place is that Mary gets in the hammock with you.


Fun fact:that whole exchange was improvised.

Galway K9

mgsrocks wrote: »

Two of my favorite scenes:

Eastern Europe's favorite cat and mouse team:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PyxYdj9dGcI

haha my fav part

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Tom Slick

"A dog like that, you gotta feed every day!"

take everything

Brodka: Oh, sure, _now_ he's just a little boy stealing little
toys. But some day, he'll be a grown man stealing stadiums and --
and quarries.

KeithM89_old

Mr. Burns: I’ll keep it short and sweet — Family. Religion. Friendship. These are the three demons you must slay if you wish to succeed in business.

Busi_Girl08

"Do you come with the car?"
"Oh you! Heeheehee!!"

"Do you come with the car?"
"Oh you! Heeheehee!!"

KnifeWRENCH

Moon Pie! What a time to be alive.

Busi_Girl08

"'SHOW ME YOUR TI-' Hey!!!"
"TIE! It says tie!! It's cute! Now let's go!!!"