Dental plan!

take everything

James Woods filling in for Apu was inspired:

Woods: 75, 85, 90, and a dollar. Thank you, and come again. Hey, wait a minute! Hey! Uh...could I just ask you a question? Did you...did you _believe_ that, the way I gave you the change? Did I sound like a _real_ Kwik-E-Mart, you know, kind of guy?
Jimbo: Actually, I thought it was a little labored.
Woods: Oh.
Jimbo: You've got to lose yourself in the moment, man!
Woods: Yeah, like, yeah, OK, great! OK, let's, let's just try that
again, OK? Come on. Hey, come on -- hey! Get over here. OK,
now you're you, I'm me.
Jimbo: [with trepidation] I'm me?
Woods: [grabs his collar] Hey -- don't..._jerk_ me around, fella.




Woods: But as for me, I'm off to battle aliens on a faraway planet.
Marge: That sounds like a good movie.
Woods: Yes...yes, a...a movie, yes.

Bugg

Security Guard: Woah, woah, can I help ya?
Homer: Potato Man
Secutity Guard: Where the hell have you been?

take everything

Damn you, Rock-em Sock-em Robots! Can't we all just get along?


Got any of that beer that has candy floating in it? You know, Skittlebrau?

Truley

My cat's breath smells like catfood...

KeithM89_old

"This so called new religion is nothing but a pack of weird rituals and chants designed to take away the money of fools. Let us say the Lord's prayer 40 times, but first let's pass the collection plate."

Gunsfortoys

Lisa, if the bible has taught us nothing else(and it hasnt) its that girls should stick to girls sports, like hot oil wrestling, foxy boxing and such and such

Mr Jinx

Let the bears pay the bear tax,
I pay the Homer tax....

Seosaimh77

blubloblu wrote: »

Fun fact:that whole exchange was improvised.

I had no idea that cartoons could improvise:

I bet "it's a terrible strain on the animators' wrists".:D

davrho

Marge where do we keep the socks that dont smell like feet

Rowley Birkin QC

So, the caterpillar has emerged from its cocoon... as a shark, with a gun for a mouth.

Busi_Girl08

"Hey Mum. I want some cookies."
"No dice"
"This. Ain't. Ovah"

Galway K9

pappyodaniel wrote: »

DENTAL PLAN

off topic, is your name anything to do with the O Brother where art thou movie?:)

talla10

Director; Now thats real acid so i wnat to see goggles people!

Wolfcastle; Real Acid?

Director; Now roll the camera's , tip the acid and ACTION!

Wolfcastle; Only Fall Out Boy can save me now!!

.....nothing happens....

Wolfcastle; Only Fall Out Boy can save me now!!

Director; Where the hell is Fall Out Boy?

Huge wave of acid flows towards Ranier Wolfcastle who puts on goggles and faces wave of acid twice his height

Wolfcastle (getting swept away in sea of acid); MY EYES!!!The goggles do nothing!!!

coolabula

Some Marge greats

Playing basketball with Bart
Marge "watch out for the Shaq attack"
Hits Bart with ball
"I said watch out"

and "shut up Becky"

love those

talla10

Hey Duffman see if you like a sticker on your face!

Oh no Duffman can't breathe!

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People will use statictics to prove anything.48% of people know that

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Not many people know this but we were the first family in springfield to own a wireless. People would come for miles around just to listen. Wasen't much on back then just a guy saying the alphabet over and over. A he would say, then B, C would usually follow...

flyton5

Homer: I've always wondered if there was a god. And now I know. There is, and it's me.
Marge: You're not a god, Homer.
Lisa: Remember, Dad, all glory is fleeting.
Homer: So?
Lisa: Beware the Ides of March.
Homer: No.
Lisa: Dad, I know you think you're happy now, but it's not gonna last forever.
Homer: Everything lasts forever.
Lisa: Don't you see? Getting what you want all time will ultimately leave you unfulfilled and joyless.
Homer: Remove the girl.
Lisa: Dad, you're not with your Stonecutters now, there are no lackeys to carry out your-
[Bart takes away Lisa, then salutes Homer.]

Crasp

talla10 wrote: »

People will use statictics to prove anything.48% of people know that

it might amuse you more that the quote is actually "Fourfty percent of people know that"






[/pedanticism]

the purple tin

Kent Brockman- and the little kitten played with that ball of string all day. On a lighter note a kwik-e mart clerk was brutally slain last night...

Nervous Wreck

Carl:Hey Homer, way to play the boss's head like a bongo!
Lenny:He's gettin' a pretty good sound outta that guy!

talla10

Crasp wrote: »

it might amuse you more that the quote is actually "Fourfty percent of people know that"






[/pedanticism]

Nah it amuses me just the same

Lizard Queen

I am the lizard queen!!

Herb Powell

Hey, wait a minute, there WAS no cane in Citizen Kane

Shoelaces

Marge: Homer, tell your daughter what you did with her college fund...

Homer: DAMN YOU MAGIC BEEEEAAAANNNSSS!

Galway K9

Shoelaces wrote: »

Marge: Homer, tell your daughter what you did with her college fund...

Homer: DAMN YOU MAGIC BEEEEAAAANNNSSS!

Marge: "Oh stop blaming the beans!"

Can't sleep. Clown will eat me.

Rowley Birkin QC

Frink: I thought I heard the sound of a woman measuring.

Papa_Bear

Bart: What do ya mean the bank is out o' money. Insolvent, ye only have enough cash for the next 3 customers.

Panic breaks out

Bank manager: Hey people ,wait a minute, I don't have your money. It's in Bill's house and Fred's house.

Moe: Hey what the hell are you doin' with my money in your house Fred?

Riot breaks out.

Gi joe!

Stupid sexy flanders!

Benny_Cake

Kent Brockman: Though it was unusual to spend 28 minutes reporting on a doll, this reporter found it impossible to stop talking. It's just really fascinating news, folks. Good night! [Music starts playing and credits roll] Oh, and the President was arrested for murder. More on that tomorrow night, or you can turn to another channel... Oh! Do not turn to another channel.

KeithM89_old

Grandpa Simpson: I always get the blame around here! Who threw a cane at the TV? Who fell into the china hutch? Who got their dentures stuck on the toilet?