Dental plan!

Galway K9

At the home film competition.....

barneys movie: "I will never touch a beer again!"

Mayor Quimby: "And the winner is.......Barney Gumble!...........congratulations mr.gumble, youve won a lifetime supply of Duff beer!"

Barney: "Just hook it to my veins!"

allym

Homer: Books are useless! I only ever read one book, “To Kill A Mockingbird,” and it gave me absolutely no insight on how to kill mockingbirds! Sure it taught me not to judge a man by the color of his skin…but what good does *that* do me?

Hayzooz

so I notice your house smells of faeces

Pudsy33

no one ever says italy

IvySlayer

Kent Brockman: Yeah, I know I'm on...but I don't care! I don't read the news until I get my danish. Go ahead, try to find a replacement.

Bumblebee Guy: A powerful tidal wave in Kuala Lumpur has killed 120 people. Aye Chihuahua!

mojesius

"Don't you just hate it, when you go to the bathroom, and there's no toilet paper".

Homer: "Funny cos it's true".

Newsite

Marge: (Devastated when the family album falls apart into ashes) Nooooooo! It's gone! That family album was a record of my accomplishments! It's like what a resume is for a man.

banquo

This is like the time my goldfish died and you tried to convince me I never had a goldfish. Why did I have the bowl, Bart? Why did I have the bowl?

Soby

Carl :Hey Lenny sending some outgoing mail?
Lenny: You know it
Carl : Ill prob send some tomorrow
Lenny: I hear that!
*High five*

Brendog

If you get this I salute you! Its brilliant!!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U-PgpbcLsiU

Brendog

The end of this made me cry....

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Aukb3TBc2lo

blindpilot

This has probably been done but I aint trawling through 70 odd pages.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ywWKlccGkqo

the purple tin

Homer: This is going to be sweet. Two hundred bottle
rockets and George Bush doing toe touches by an open window!
Bart: You get one up his butt, it's a million points.

Funglegunk

"How was jerk practice, boy? Did they teach you how to sing to trees and build crappy furniture out of useless wooden logs?"

*Chair breaks underneath Homer.*

"D'oh! Stupid poetic justice."

dvet

Does anyone remember this one? Where homer's horoscope said "You will die today", and he kept narrowly missing getting killed:

"Hehehe, stupid horoscope"...


"Hehe stupid horoscope"...


[several brain injuries later]

"Hehe, clupid bloropope"...

Cookie_Monster

"It Curns stupid, Curns!"
"No it isn't, it Burns"
"Disregard"

smk89

Release the stone of shame!

Woo hoo

Attach the stone of triumph!

Gunsfortoys

Kent Brockman : Every day thousands of men and women are trained to kill! The government call it the Army, but a more alarmist name would be... THE KILLBOT FACTORY!!

Galway K9

Newsite wrote: »

Marge: (Devastated when the family album falls apart into ashes) Nooooooo! It's gone! That family album was a record of my accomplishments! It's like what a resume is for a man.

This reminds me of when Marge and Homer come home to find the family blanket airloom destroyed by the dog.

Marge:(Breaks down in tears) ...ruined.....this airloom has been in the family for generations...

Homer: "There, There honey....its ok....its only a blanket!......(homer spots the assasin runners torn apart......and falls to knees crying!"

bonerm

Gunsfortoys wrote: »

Kent Brockman : Every day thousands of men and women are trained to kill! The government call it the Army, but a more alarmist name would be... THE KILLBOT FACTORY!!

Kent Brockman: You've seen the movie, now meet a real-life Noah! Only this Noah has been accused of killing two of every animal!

Soby

Marge: "But I fell in love with Homer Simpson! I don't want to
snuggle with 'Max Power.'"
Homer: "Nobody snuggles with Max Power. You strap yourself in and
feel the Cheese!"
Marge: "Oh, Lord."
Homer: "And it doesn't stop in the bedroom. Oh, no. I'm taking
charge! Kids, there's three ways to do things. The right
way, the wrong way, and the Max Power way!"
Bart: "Isn't that the wrong way?"
Homer: "Yeah, but faster!"

Ralph: "Mrs. Krabappel and Principal Skinner were in the closet making babies and I saw one of the babies and then the baby looked at me

W.Shakes-Beer

"Hello, I'm Mr Burns."

"And the first name sir?"

"......I don't know."

Soby

W.Shakes-Beer wrote: »

"Hello, I'm Mr Burns."

"And the first name sir?"

"......I don't know."

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ogaJ0CygjnI

Love it

Sam Vimes

Soby wrote: »

Marge: "But I fell in love with Homer Simpson! I don't want to
snuggle with 'Max Power.'"
Homer: "Nobody snuggles with Max Power. You strap yourself in and
feel the Cheese!"

It's feel the g's, not the cheese

Lockstep

Me fail English? That's unpossible!

ch750536

prinstipal skinner, I got carsick in your office.

ederkeh

I tell you, I won't live in a town that robs men of the right to marry their cousins!

evercloserunion

Ralph: Hello supernintendo Chalmers

Funglegunk

Kent: Senator Dole, why should people vote for you instead of President Clinton?
Kang: (as Dole) It makes no difference which one of us you vote for. Either way, your planet is doomed. DOOMED!
Kent: Well, a refreshingly frank response there from senator Bob Dole.

AnonoBoy

You don't win friends with salad.