Dental plan!

Xinkai

In Russia, friends win you salad

spitfireIRL

Oh no it's the Krustyburglar!

*Homer batters him*

STOP! STOP! HE'S ALREADY DEAD!!!!!

davetherave

Cookie_Monster wrote: »

"It Curns stupid, Curns!"
"No it isn't, it Burns"
"Disregard"

He card read good.

billymitchell

Funglegunk wrote: »

Kent: Senator Dole, why should people vote for you instead of President Clinton?
Kang: (as Dole) It makes no difference which one of us you vote for. Either way, your planet is doomed. DOOMED!
Kent: Well, a refreshingly frank response there from senator Bob Dole.

Kind of sums up the situation with our government at the moment :rolleyes:

KnifeWRENCH

I AM EVIL HOMER! I AM EVIL HOMER!
I AM EVIL HOMER! I AM EVIL HOMER!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f0aOBaQJ-KA

HalloweenJack

"Six simple words: 'I'm not gay but I'll learn'."

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"The only thing I'm high on is love, love for my sons and daughters. Yes, a little LSD is all I need."

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"Hah! Attempted murder? Now honestly, what is that? Do they give a Nobel prize for attempted chemistry?"

nxbyveromdwjpg

"Honey, you should have seen me with my last customer, I ... no, but I came so close. This guy was as ... Whose voice is that? Is that Fred? ... Aw, you said it was over ... No, don't put him on -- Hello, Fred, h-hi."

blubloblu

Galway K9 wrote: »

This reminds me of when Marge and Homer come home to find the family blanket airloom destroyed by the dog.

Marge:(Breaks down in tears) ...ruined.....this airloom has been in the family for generations...

Homer: "There, There honey....its ok....its only a blanket!......(homer spots the assasin runners torn apart......and falls to knees crying!"

heirloom

Rowley Birkin QC

Grandpa Simpson: The last time the meteors came, we thought the sky was on fire. Naturally, we blamed the Irish. We hanged more ‘n a few.

TanG411

'Come, to Homercles'
'I can't! The beans will burn'
'Homercles cares not for beans'.

witty username

From "Lisa's Pony"

Homer: Excuse me, do you sell ponies?
Owner: Uh, sure, pal. Right here. [points at a cage]
Homer: [slowly reads the sign] Scottish deer hound. [$259] Hey! This is a dog!
Owner: Oh, my friend, you're smarter than I gave you credit for!

Handsome Bob

Dear Marge, maybe it's the beer talking but you've got a butt that won't quit... they've got these little pretzels and... (random babbling)... aifje qwasuihdfu sfhguk FIVE DOLLARS?!? Get outta here...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UpVQwslHdSo

jonnygiles

I just made Bart in my pants!

dRNk SAnTA

Kirk: You're letting me go?

Cracker Factory Executive: Kirk, crackers are a family food, happy families. Maybe single people eat crackers, we don't know. Frankly, we don't want to know. It's a market we can do without.

Kirk: So, that's it after 20 years? "So long. Good luck?"

Cracker Factory Executive: I don't recall saying "good luck."

IvySlayer

Bart: It's hard for us to leave when you're standing there Mom!

Homer: Push her down son.

friendface

Mr Jinx wrote: »

Let the bears pay the bear tax,
I pay the Homer tax....

Lisa: "That's the home-OWNERS tax dad"

Papa_Bear

"Cops in Springfield"


snake: Close but no donut, COPS!

chief wiggim:

This is papabear. Put out an APB on a male suspect driving a; car of some sort; heading in the direction of that place that sells chillie. Suspect is hatless. I repeat; suspect is hatless.


Theme music

Bad cops bad cops
Bad cops bad cops

Springfield cops are on the take
But what do you expect for the money we make
Whether on the street or on a bust
We don't mind using excessive force

Bad cops bad cops
Bad cops bad cops

Julesie

When the weight of the world has got you down
And you want to end your life.
Bills to pay, a dead-end job,
And problems with the wife.
But don't throw in the tow'l,
''cause there's a place right down the block...
Where you can drink your misery away...
At Flaming Moe's....
When liquor in a mug
Can warm you like a hug.
And happiness is just a Flaming Moe away...
Happiness is just a Flaming Moe away

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=46mypklKEu0

God, I miss the golden years.

El Weirdo

Larry Flynt is right!

Brendog

They say he carved it himself....from a bigger spoon

the purple tin

Ohhh Puppygoogoo fetch me a dream.

iamstop

Old grey mule
Ain't what she used to be
Ain't what she used to be...

Galway K9

dRNk SAnTA wrote: »

Kirk: You're letting me go?

Cracker Factory Executive: Kirk, crackers are a family food, happy families. Maybe single people eat crackers, we don't know. Frankly, we don't want to know. It's a market we can do without.

Kirk: So, that's it after 20 years? "So long. Good luck?"

Cracker Factory Executive: I don't recall saying "good luck."

Weldone!!! The best quote!!!!! ha ha. brill!

smokie2008

I don't get this thread, someone explain?? the Lisa needs Braces part?





sorry:(

Galway K9

smokie2008 wrote: »

I don't get this thread, someone explain?? the Lisa needs Braces part?





sorry:(

Just thread for simpson lovers and favourite quotes and was initiated by a brill quote....Dental Plan.....lisa needs braces. look at videos on first page,

Holmer

SEYMOUR...?! are you looking at pictures of naked ladies?!

NO, Mother!

You Sissy!!

Brendog

We'll take the "Sproose Moose", hop in!

But sir!!

*cocks gun* I said "HOP IN"

Pussy

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Pussy

Julesie wrote: »

God, I miss the golden years.

I do too. They got really really reeeeeeeally bad after the first few series, focusing on the wacky jokes too much. But I'll admit they have gotten better with the brand new ones.

Mr. Manager

Homer: Marge, you being a cop makes you the man! Which makes me the woman — and I have no interest in that, besides occasionally wearing the underwear, which as we discussed, is strictly a comfort thing