Dental plan!

Seosaimh77

aaaahhhh - foiled by my own shoddy merchandise

AssaultedPeanut

Marge: Thank you, doctor. Whenever the wind whistles through the leaves, I'll think "Lowenstein", "Lowenstein".

Doctor: My name is Zweig.

Marge:.......Lowenstein...

Brendog

AssaultedPeanut wrote: »

Marge: Thank you, doctor. Whenever the wind whistles through the leaves, I'll think "Lowenstein", "Lowenstein".

Doctor: My name is Zweig.

Marge:.......Lowenstein...

Its ok Marge, we'll just let the killer bees come to us....

Zemuppet

Lisa and Bart at Springfield Cemetery.

Lisa: Bart you know what this means?

Bart:That the dead have risen and are voting Republican

Zemuppet

Homer Stop that. Your a helper monkey. This isn't helping!

Monkey throws a doughnut at Homer's feet.

Homer I don't need your pity (Homer picks doughnut up and munchs it.

IvySlayer

Smithers: Sir we found the problem, some idiot threw this (doughnut) in the reactor core.

Homer: Success!

Mr Burns: You did this? How could you be so irresponsible?

Homer: It's my first day...

Mr Burns: Since I've never seen you before maybe it is your first day, very well, carry on.

Smithers: Err..Sir that's Homer Simpson, he's been working here for 10 years!

Mr Burns: Ohhhh really? Why did you think you could lie to me?

Homer: It's my first day...

Mr Burns: Well why didn't you say so.....WHOAH...you're fired!

Agent Smith

Papa_Bear wrote: »

Bart: What do ya mean the bank is out o' money. Insolvent, ye only have enough cash for the next 3 customers.

Panic breaks out

Bank manager: Hey people ,wait a minute, I don't have your money. It's in Bill's house and Fred's house.

Moe: Hey what the hell are you doin' with my money in your house Fred?

Riot breaks out.

How Very fitting



HOMER : I'm Mike Wallace, I'm Morley Safer and I'm Ed Bradley. All this and Andy Rooney tonight on 60 minutes...

Glenster

I know I shouldn't eat thee but.......

Mmmmmmm Sacreligious......

Truley

Next up on 'Eye on Springfield' - the man who's been hiccuping for 40 years!

*hic*

Kill me

*hic*

Kill me

*hic*

Kill me

xoxyx

Latex con...do. Boy, I'd like to live in one of those!!

cianl1

Simpsons did it!

This thread is full of win by the way.

Now onto the quote:

Marge: Well, I think we should spend the money on something the whole town can be proud of.

Homer: Like a giant billboard that says no fat chicks.

tl;dr. Apologies if this was already posted.

ederkeh

Milhouse: Look out, Itchy! He’s Irish!

Burns: I don't remember writing a cheque for bowling!
Smithers: Uh, sir, that's a cheque for your boweling.
Burns: Oh yes, that's very important.
Smithers: Yes sir, remember that month you didn't do it?
Burns: Yes; that was unpleasant for all concerned.

cleremy jarkson

Gangster: "I'm seeing double here...four Krusty's!"

flyton5

Marge, can I get a duck?

You already have a monkey!

Can he get a duck?

evercloserunion

Duffman is thrusting in the direction of the problem.

IvySlayer

Lisa: Oh my god someone's going to have to go back for Maggir!

Homer: Forget Maggie, she's gone!

Marge: I've got Maggie!

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Bodyguard Trainer: Well your dive wasn't bad but I just didn't believe your NOOO! You gotta sell it! Remember your NOOO is what gets your you next job. Now drop and give me 20.

Homer: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!

Bodyguard trainer: Better!

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Homer: Hold it, what's your clearence?

Bart: We just wanna get a snack!

Homer: Access denied.

Bart: But Dad....

*Homer does the Vulcan pinch thing on Bart and Lisa*

Marge: Homer! I don't want you using your new sleep hold(sp?) on the children!

Homer: They'll be fine in half an hour.

Marge: That's not the point! And another thing, I asked you to the garbage out 3 days ago and you still haven't...*Homer pinches her*

Homer: Hmmm, still half an hour til dinner...Oh well, *pinches self and bangs head of table*

jebuz

Homer: My dad's a disgrace just like Bart's dad... me.

mfdc

*General runs into the White House waving piece of paper*

General: Mr Vice President, somebody finally bought a copy of your book sir!

Al Gore: Well. This calls for a celebration.

*starts record playing*

♫ Celebrate good times, come on! ♫

Gore, totally deadpan: I will.

Absolutely classic, just got reminded of it last night.

Patri

Homer: Son, a woman is like a beer. They smell good, they look good, you’d step over your own mother just to get one! But you can’t stop at one. You wanna drink another woman!

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Troy McClure: Don’t kid yourself, Jimmy. If a cow ever got the chance, he’d eat you and everyone you care about!

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Just saw this on RTE
Flanders: Homer you've met my parents.
Homer: Not naked I havent!

Duffy the Vampire Slayer

Kodos: I am Clin-Ton. As overlord, all will kneel trembling before me and obey my brutal commands.

Marge:Well thats slick Willie for you, always with the smooth talk.

Krusader

Marge: It must be great to roll in the New Year everyday

Waiter: Please kill me

the purple tin

I got nothing against you squiddy, I just heard there was
gold in your belly.

krudler

Whatd' you get this fruit basket for?
For pushing Mr Burns out of a 3rd storey window.
Did he die?
What am I, a doctor?

jd007

You can't put me on hold, I'll put you on hold!

reap-a-rat

Homer's impression of Marge - "I'm Marge, don't eat off the floor, hmmmmmmmmm"

or, from the same argument,

"what about MY womanly needs???"

or

"I seem to recall you ASKED me to get this fat!"

Ridley

"What is your fascination with my forbidden closet of mystery?"

(I remember it as "daddy" but Google is unhelpful)

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EUTqW32gx9k

raymond1342

Knifey Spoony wrote: »

If it was up to me I'd let you go, but the boys have a temper and they've been drinking all day.











*cue some one quoting the origins of my user name

*Bart playing with switch-blade*

"You call that a knife?
*Pulls out spoon*
"Now this is a knife!"

"No it's not, thats a spoon"

"Oh, well I see you've played knifey spoony before.."

raymond1342

Dr. Nick: Hi everybody!
Mr. Burns: [to the tune of "Hi Dr. Nick"] Ho-mer Simp-son!
Dr. Nick: Okay, that was weird

Saila

noob :rolleyes:

I call President!..
Vice president! :pac:.....
doh!