Dental plan!

shane1992

Homer How is education supposed to make me feel smarter? Besides, every time I learn something new, it pushes some old stuff out of my brain. Remember when I took that home winemaking course, and I forgot how to drive?

bonerm

Tomorrow, on "Rock Bottom": he's a foreigner who takes perverted videos of you when you least expect it. He's "Rowdy Roddy Peeper"...

Galway K9

bonerm wrote: »

Tomorrow, on "Rock Bottom": he's a foreigner who takes perverted videos of you when you least expect it. He's "Rowdy Roddy Peeper"...

"I brought her home, I saw the ***edit** sweeet asss!

KnifeWRENCH

mfdc wrote: »

*General runs into the White House waving piece of paper*

General: Mr Vice President, somebody finally bought a copy of your book sir!

Al Gore: Well. This calls for a celebration.

*starts record playing*

♫ Celebrate good times, come on! ♫

Gore, totally deadpan: I will.

Absolutely classic, just got reminded of it last night.

Heh, reminds me of Martin's Al Gore doll:
"You are hearing me talk".

Zemuppet

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FBoL_UgK-N8

Cranky Mc Funhouse

Unky moe my sodie is too cold it makes my teef hurt

talla10

Cranky Mc Funhouse wrote: »

Unky moe my sodie is too cold it makes my teef hurt

Oh your teeth hurt??Well thats just TOO FRIGGIN BAD!!!

dr gonzo

My Freakin ears!

bonerm

The road to the Super Bowl is long and pointless.

iamstop

It's gonna take ALOT of fireworks to clean this mess up!

Krusader

TOMACCO !!!

JeanLucPicard

Saxamaphone

My name is URL

JeanLucPicard wrote: »

Saxamaphone

Tramapoline! Trambopoline!

RosyLily

Who needs the Kwik-E-Mart? I DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOoooooooo

mfdc

Ranier Wolfcastle: This film is called "McBain: Lets Get Silly". It's just me standing in front of a brick wall telling jokes for 3 hours. It cost 80 million dollars.
Critic: How do you sleep at night...
Ranier Wolfcastle: On top of a big pile of money with many beautiful women.
Critic: Just asking!

*** later ***

Ranier Wolfcastle: Sherman... I just realised you insulted me on your show. NOW YOU WILL DIE!
Critic: Uh leadneck... your shoe's untied!
Ranier Wolfcastle: From here they appear to be tied but I will go in for a closer inspection.
Critic: Taxi!! *drives off*
*** hours pass ***
Ranier Wolfcastle: On closer inspection these are loafers.

talla10

Hans Moleman; The eating of an orange is a lot like a successful marraige

Grampa; Just eat the damn oranges!!

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Bart; Do you you remember that hypnosis class we all took to ignore grampa?

Homer; Do i ever!!It's four years later and i still think i'm a chicken. I'm a chicken Marge!!

Marge (wearily) ; I know, i know

Riddle101

Lol Flanders rant was the best in the episode Hurricane Neddy

Marge Simpson: Ned! We meant well, and everyone here tried their best... Ned Flanders: Well my family and I can't live in good intentions, Marge! Oh, your family's out of control, but we can't blame you, because you have 'GOOD INTENTIONS!'
Bart Simpson: Hey, back off, man!
Ned Flanders: Oooh, okay DUDE. Don't want you to have a cow, MAN. Here's a catchphrase you'd better learn for your adult years: "Hey buddy, got a QUARTER?"
Bart Simpson: I am both shocked and appauled.
Lisa: Mr. Flanders, with all due respect, Bart didn't do anything.
Ned Flanders: Is that the sound of butting in? It's gotta be little Lisa Simpson: Springfield's answer to the question no one asked!
Chief Wiggum: Ha, haha.
Ned Flanders: Oh, what do we have here? The long, flabby arm of the law? The last case you got to the bottom of, was a case of mallomars!
Krusty: Ha, mallomars, oh that's going in the act.
Ned Flanders: Oh yeah, the clown. The only one of you buffoons who doesn't make me laugh. And as for you, I don't know you, but I'm sure you're a jerk!
Lenny: Hey, I've only been here for a few minutes, what's going on?
Ned Flanders: You ugly, hate-filled man!
Moe: Hey, hey! I may ugly and hate-filled, but I... uh... what was the third thing you said?
Ned Flanders: Homer, you are the worst human being I have ever met.
Homer: Hey, I got off pretty easy!

Also
Facts are meaningless, you can use fact the prove anything that is even remortely true- Homer Simpsons

Everyone is saying Gabbo this, and Gabbo that. But nobody is saying worship this and Jericho that- Rev Lovejoy

Well it seems Science has faltered once again against overwelming religous evidence- Rev Lovejoy

As for the Science Vs Religon debate, I am hereby issuing a restraining order. Religon must stay 500 yards away from Science at all times- Judge Snyder

Seosaimh77

I'm not normally a praying man, but if you're up there, please save me, Superman

Keogg

*Groundskeeper Willie bursts in* Lunch Lady Doris, have you got any grease?
-Yes, yes we do.
*rips off clothes* Then grease me up woman!
-Okey Dokey.

(cue Alien air-vent scene with Santas Little Helper)

Bookworm85

You'll have to speak up, I'm wearing a towel

KeithM89_old

Marge: Look at this place. The house number is spelled out with letters.
Homer: Get used to it, honey. From now on we'll be spelling everything with letters.

the purple tin

Mr. Burns- Bah, their "flower power" is no match for my glower power.

Kimia

*Homer ranting to Marge*

Homer: Look Marge, you don't know what it's like. I'm the one out there every day putting his ass on the line. And I'm not out of order! You're out of order. The whole freaking system is out of order. You want the truth? You want the truth?! You can't handle the truth! 'Cause when you reach over and put your hand into a pile of goo that was your best friend's face, you'll know what to do! Forget it, Marge, it's Chinatown.

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*When Marge tells Homer to get rid of the sugar*

Homer: I can’t live the buttoned down life like you. I want it all! The terrifying lows, the dizzying highs, the creamy middles! Sure, I might offend a few of the blue-noses with my cocky stride and musky odors - oh, I’ll never be the darling of the so-called ‘City Fathers’ who cluck their tongues, stroke their beards, and talk about what’s to be done with this Homer Simpson?

bonerm

hey Vinny how about a pizza? i gotta no job!

Cranky Mc Funhouse

Keogg wrote: »

*Groundskeeper Willie bursts in* Lunch Lady Doris, have you got any grease?
-Yes, yes we do.
*rips off clothes* Then grease me up woman!
-Okey Dokey.

(cue Alien air-vent scene with Santas Little Helper)

Theres nary a dog alive that can outrun a greased scotsman

Glenster

Gil: Well, that's what I'm here for, I mean you're young, successful, you're naked........you want a car with a radio right? You kids love music. Da, da, da, da, da, da, cha, cha, cha.... wait, wait, wait, dont go...... oh, ah, no, no, not today, not to Old Gil, I could taste that sale, I was in the zone.

KnifeWRENCH

"So the next time you're walking on the beach, enjoying an hourglass, or making cheap, low-grade windshields, think where we'd be without sand.

*voices start singing*
SAND!
SAND!!
SAND!!!!!"

Riddle101

Mr Burns: So you say Batista is gone, did you know that
Homer: I had no idea

Also
"If it's a crime to love ones country, then i'm guilty, and if it's a crime to steal a trillion dollars for your government and give it to communists then i'm guilty of that too, and if it's a crime to bribe a jury then so help me, i'll soon be guilty of that too"

Crasp

Man.... fall down. Fun-ny....



:pac:

Crasp

Riddle101 wrote: »

Also
Facts are meaningless, you can use fact the prove anything that is even remortely true- Homer Simpsons

Four-fty percent of people know that :pac: