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    #1232
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 0 ✭ [Deleted User]


    Found this:

    McBain: The Movie


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    #1233
    ColeTrain
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,681 ✭✭✭ColeTrain


    Albuquerque Mayor: See how much Dallas wants for the Cowboys..

    Assistant: That's a football team, sir.

    Albuquerque Mayor: They'll play what I tell them to play...


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    #1234
    Aldebaran
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,053 ✭✭✭Aldebaran


    ColeTrain wrote: »
    Albuquerque Mayor: See how much Dallas wants for the Cowboys..

    Assistant: That's a football team, sir.

    Albuquerque Mayor: They'll play what I tell them to play...

    For I am the Mayor of Albuquerque!


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    #1235
    ColeTrain
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,681 ✭✭✭ColeTrain


    Aldebaran wrote: »
    For I am the Mayor of Albuquerque!

    I thought it was funnier without it :)


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    #1236
    drock747
    Registered Users Posts: 23 ✭drock747


    ha ha ha oh im sorry i cannot divulge iformation about that customer's secret illegal account...

    OOh crap! ..I shouldn't have said it was a customer

    OH Crap! ..I shouldn't have said it was a secret

    OH CRAP ..I certainly shouldn't have said it was illegal......aaah it's too hot today.


    MY favourite bit ever.


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    #1237
    Trog
    Closed Accounts Posts: 456 ✭✭Trog


    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vNn3Dp0_GKY


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    #1238
    AnonoBoy
    Closed Accounts Posts: 22,559 ✭✭✭✭AnonoBoy


    Just like the time I could have met Mr. T at the mall. The entire day, I kept saying, 'I'll go a little later, I'll go a little later...' And when I got there, they told me he just left. And when I asked the mall guy if he'll ever come back again, he said he didn't know.


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    #1239
    KnifeWRENCH
    Closed Accounts Posts: 11,148 ✭✭✭✭KnifeWRENCH


    ColeTrain wrote: »
    I thought it was funnier without it :)

    :eek: But the word "Albuquerque" is always funny. In ANY context.


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    #1240
    the purple tin
    Registered Users Posts: 10,943 ✭✭✭✭the purple tin


    Bart: Take 'im away boys.
    Chief Wiggum: Hey I'm the chief here. Bake 'im away toys.
    Lou: What did you say chief?
    Chief Wiggum: Do what the kid says.


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    #1241
    PerrinV2
    Moderators, Computer Games Moderators Posts: 6,332 Mod ✭✭✭✭PerrinV2


    This has just been bouncing around in my head the last few days.

    Homer: I've got two questions. One: Where's the fife? Two: Give me the fife.


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    #1242
    Teddy_Picker
    Registered Users Posts: 232 ✭✭Teddy_Picker


    PerrinV2 wrote: »
    This has just been bouncing around in my head the last few days.

    Homer: I've got two questions. One: Where's the fife? Two: Give me the fife.

    I have nothing but respect for the office of town crier, but this goes way beyond your jurisdiction!

    Ah that was a great one, Donald Sutherland was so good as the historian, back in the good old days when they used the celebrity guests well, and not having them just pop up to say 'Hi I'm Britney Spears/Tony Blair/Ricky Gervais etc.


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    #1243
    pajor
    Registered Users Posts: 3,573 ✭✭✭pajor


    Homer: So what do you think Marge, all I need is a title. I was thinking along the lines of 'No TV and No Beer make Homer' something something..

    Marge: Go crazy?

    Homer: DON'T MIND IF I DO


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    #1244
    drock747
    Registered Users Posts: 23 ✭drock747


    Jasper: 200 channels and nothing but cats.


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    #1245
    mfceiling
    Registered Users Posts: 12,819 ✭✭✭✭mfceiling


    Lisa to dinner lady - "hey there's a battery in my dinner"

    Dinner lady - "it counts as one of your 5 a day"


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    #1246
    LambsEye
    Registered Users Posts: 1,678 ✭✭✭LambsEye


    Chief Wiggum: "Suspect is wearing some sort of, Hat."..... "I'm on a road, looks to be asphalt -aw jeez, trees, shrubs--uh, I'm directly under the earth's Sun...nnnnnnnnnnow."


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    #1247
    LambsEye
    Registered Users Posts: 1,678 ✭✭✭LambsEye


    Kent Brockman: Professor, without knowing precisely what the danger is, would you say it's time for our viewers to crack each other's heads open and feast on the goo inside?
    Professor: Yes I would, Kent.


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    #1248
    the purple tin
    Registered Users Posts: 10,943 ✭✭✭✭the purple tin


    Kent Brockman: The circumference of the well is thirty four inches so unfortunately not one member of our city's police force is slender enough to rescue the boy.
    Chief Wiggum: Dear God men! You're a bunch of marshmallows.
    Cop: Well, why don't you go down chief?
    Chief Wiggum: Well I'm too fa... uh, important.


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    #1249
    Teddy_Picker
    Registered Users Posts: 232 ✭✭Teddy_Picker


    Just thought of this one: :)

    Homer: You put da beer in da coconut and drink it all up
    You put da beer in da coconut and throw da can away ...
    [throws a beer can at Ned]
    Ned: Homer!
    Homer: You throw da can away ...
    [throws another beer can]
    Ned: I said, Homer!
    Homer: You throw da can away.
    [he runs out of beer cans]

    :D


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    #1250
    smokedeels
    Registered Users Posts: 2,883 ✭✭✭smokedeels


    Detective Friday: Are you sure this is the woman you saw in the post office?

    Burns: Absolutely! Who could forget such a monstrous visage? She has the sloping brow and cranial bumpage of the career criminal.

    Smithers: Uh, Sir? Phrenology was dismissed as quackery 160 years ago.

    Burns: Of course you'd say that...you have the brainpan of a stagecoach tilter!


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    #1251
    SexBobomb
    Registered Users Posts: 442 ✭✭SexBobomb


    Chicken necks?


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    #1252
    mfdc
    Registered Users Posts: 304 ✭✭mfdc


    Ruth: Alright Marge, once we lose the cops I'll let ya out.
    Marge: I don't think it's going to be that easy! These are professional lawmen and...
    *Ruth turns off the lights*
    Wiggum: OH MY GOD IT JUST DISAPPEARED! It's a GHOST CAR! ... There are ghost cars all over these highways you know.
    Homer: Hold me!
    Wiggum: Only if you hold me.

    Also:

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KtduieC4P-s


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    #1253
    firefly08
    Registered Users Posts: 856 ✭✭✭firefly08


    My Homer is not a communist. He may be a liar, a pig, an idiot, a communist, but he is not a porn star


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    #1254
    Handsome Bob
    Closed Accounts Posts: 22,905 ✭✭✭✭Handsome Bob


    Homer's Phobia is on Sky right now, an ep full of classic quotes! :D


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    #1255
    krudler
    Registered Users Posts: 34,788 ✭✭✭✭krudler


    LZ5by5 wrote: »
    Homer's Phobia is on Sky right now, an ep full of classic quotes! :D

    "We have something to sell"
    "Please tell me its your hair"


    "So this is your sick mother john?"
    "not now Waylon....."


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    #1256
    Handsome Bob
    Closed Accounts Posts: 22,905 ✭✭✭✭Handsome Bob


    krudler wrote: »
    "We have something to sell"
    "Please tell me its your hair"


    "So this is your sick mother john?"
    "not now Waylon....."

    Something about a bunch guys alone together in the woods..........seems kinda gay.


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    #1257
    LambsEye
    Registered Users Posts: 1,678 ✭✭✭LambsEye


    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UpVQwslHdSo


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    #1258
    TiGeR KiNgS
    Registered Users Posts: 1,435 ✭✭✭TiGeR KiNgS


    Is there a chance the track could bend?
    Not on your life my Hindu friend


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    #1259
    talla10
    Registered Users Posts: 1,117 ✭✭✭talla10


    Mr Burns (watching homer eating donuts on camera); Thats it keep eating. Little do you know your inching ever closer to the poisoned donut.Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha....There is a poisoned donut isnt there smithers?

    Smithers; No Sir. Ive discussed this with our lawyers. They consider this murder.

    Burns; Damn nation!

    Chief Wiggum; Now i don't want you think its easy being a cop. It takes a whole weekend to get that badge.

    Man; Forget the rules!!When do we get the guns??

    Chief Wiggum; Ive already told you, no gun for you until ypou've told me your name.

    Man; Ive head it to here with you and your 'rules'!


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    #1260
    tallaghtmick
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,724 ✭✭✭tallaghtmick


    marge:hello
    moe:hey im looking for rev lovejoy
    marge:hes not here how can i help
    moe:who are you
    marge:im the listen lady
    moe:yeh well listen lady im having problems with my cat(cat noises in the background)yeh shut up im asking her


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    #1261
    Killer Pigeon
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,132 ✭✭✭Killer Pigeon


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