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#1262 11-02-2011 12:44pm
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After Mr Burns has Krusty the Clown bring Bart a pizza
Bart: How can you be here, when your show is on?
Krusty: Ah it's a rerun
*everyone looks at TV*
Krusty: Attention Everyone!!!!! the Falkland Islands have been invaded. The Falkland Islands have been invaded.

Krusty: Welcome to the Krusty Komic Klassic
*looks around at sign*
Krusty: KKK? oh this can't be good

Marge: How would you feel if you found out Ned Flanders wasn't who he was all these years?
Principle Skinner: Who's Ned Flanders?
Marge: My next door neighbour. You know the church guy
Skinner: Oh you mean Reverend Lovejoy

Kent Brockman: And that fluffy kitten, played with his ball of string all night. On a lighter note, Kwik-E-Mart employee brutally murdered last night

Kent Brockman: Attention everyone, the Lincoln Squirell has been assainated. Nobody knows much yet, but we'll stay on this all night if we have to

At camp Krusty
Kent Brockman: Ladies and gentlemen, i've been to Vietnam, Afghanistan and Iraq, but all of those together couldn't compare to this.

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#1263 13-02-2011 12:41pm
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Lisa: It blew up the bridge! We're doomed.
Homer: It's times like this I wish I were a religious man.
Reverend Lovejoy: It's all over, people! We don't have a prayer!

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#1264 13-02-2011 10:39pm
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Lisa: Friends? These are my only friends. Grown-up nerds like Gore Vidal, and even he's kissed more boys than I ever will.
Marge: Girls, Lisa, boys kiss girls!

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#1265 15-02-2011 1:42pm
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MacGyver... MacGyver... MacGyver... MacGyver...

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#1266 15-02-2011 3:42pm
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Kent Brockman: We're pretty new to this technology but we're pretty sure that's Homer simpson in the oven. Rotating slowly at high tempartures. Proberly because it gives him sexual powers, we don't know. Or something like that

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#1267 15-02-2011 4:04pm
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What's a muppet?! What are they teaching you kids at school?...

Well, it's not quite a mop and it's not quite a puppet, but maaaan... (Laughs to himself. Long pause). So to answer your question I don't know.

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#1268 15-02-2011 4:13pm
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pajor wrote: »

MacGyver... MacGyver... MacGyver... MacGyver...

Aunt Selma has one hour to live!!

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#1269 15-02-2011 4:15pm
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Riddle101 wrote: »

Kent Brockman: We're pretty new to this technology but we're pretty sure that's Homer simpson in the oven. Rotating slowly at high tempartures. Proberly because it gives him sexual powers, we don't know. Or something like that

Kent Brockman: This just in Homer Simpson sleeps in an oxygen tent which he claims gives him sexual powers.

Homer (turning off TV): Hey! That's only half truth!

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#1270 16-02-2011 4:15pm
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Kent Brockman: Kent Brockman at the Action News desk. A massive tanker has run aground on the central coastline, spilling millions of gallons of oil on Baby Seal Beach.
Lisa: Oh no!
Homer: It'll be okay, honey. There's lots more oil where that came from.

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#1271 16-02-2011 5:34pm
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Guy: Name please!
Homer: Certainly. I'm.. the piano genius from the movie Shine!
Guy: Uh huh, and your name is?
Homer: Uuh, Shiny McShine?

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#1272 23-02-2011 10:41pm
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Homer: "And he only comes out at night...Just like ERKELL!!!!

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#1273 03-03-2011 10:29pm
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#1274 03-03-2011 10:35pm
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Kent Brockman
This just in, a fist-fight is in process in downtown Springfield. Initial reports indicate, and these are very preliminary, that one of the fighters is a giant lizard.
Do we have a source on this? Uh-huh, a bunch of drunken frat boys. All right we could use some names. "I.P Freely"--

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#1275 03-03-2011 10:43pm
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Does anyone else die a little inside when someone posts an inaccurate quote?

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#1276 18-03-2011 3:00am
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Burns: Oh, quit cogitating, Steinmetz, and use an open-faced club. The sand wedge!

Homer: Mmm... open-faced club sandwich.

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#1277 18-03-2011 3:06am
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suicide_circus wrote: »

Does anyone else die a little inside when someone posts an inaccurate quote?

Makes me wanna punch lenny in the back of the head

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OpNtbyz3DEE

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#1278 18-03-2011 3:40am
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Mark Hamill IS Nathan Detroit
Pepper Steak IS the Entrée

Mark Hamill: "Hey pal, that's MY picture up there next to the pepper steak and don't you forget it!"

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#1279 05-04-2011 3:56pm
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I believe you have a letter for me

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#1280 05-04-2011 3:57pm
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Bye

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#1281 05-04-2011 3:58pm
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poisonedstream wrote: »

I believe you have a letter for me

A

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#1282 05-04-2011 3:59pm
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done

http://www.boards.ie/vbulletin/showthread.php?t=2056051569

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#1283 05-04-2011 3:59pm
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And whats your 1st name there, Mr Burns?

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#1284 05-04-2011 4:00pm
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Montel.

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#1285 05-04-2011 4:00pm
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Hi Dr. Nick!

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#1286 05-04-2011 4:01pm
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and your really good at turning me on

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#1287 05-04-2011 4:02pm
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bonerm wrote: »

Montel.

No No, lol your meant to say "i dont know"

lol

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#1288 05-04-2011 4:02pm
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Ahhhhhhh no. I just got DENTAL PLAN (Lisa needs braces) out of my head. :mad:

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#1289 05-04-2011 4:02pm
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Dr Livingston Burns I presume ?

if not then gtfo :cool:

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#1290 05-04-2011 4:02pm
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DENTAL PLAN
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#1291 05-04-2011 4:03pm
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I just lost the game

now click here

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