Dental plan!

bonerm

Hello, my name is Mr. Snrub. And I come from, uh... someplace far away. Anyway, I say we should invest that money back in the nuclear plant.

Korvanica

we were talking about chocolate?

SZAT WAS 10 MINUTES AGO

Riddle101

bonerm wrote: »

Hello, my name is Mr. Snrub. And I come from, uh... someplace far away. Anyway, I say we should invest that money back in the nuclear plant.

Lol I didn't realize it was his name, Mr Burns smelt backwards until now.

thebostoncrab

RosyLily wrote: »

Who needs the Kwik-E-Mart? I DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOoooooooo

Hey! He lied to us through song!

I hate when people do that!

Wompa1

Well if it isn't my old friend Mr. McGregg with a leg for an arm and an arm for a leg

hal9000

Homer "Moe I need your advice"
Moe "Yeah?"
Homer "See I got this friend named Joey......... Joe-Joe........ Junior Shabadoo"
Moe "That's the worst name I've ever heard"
(Joey Joe-Joe Jr. Shabadoo then leaves the bar in tears)
Barney "Hey Joey Joe Joe!"

KnifeWRENCH

bonerm wrote: »

Hello, my name is Mr. Snrub. And I come from, uh... someplace far away. Anyway, I say we should invest that money back in the nuclear plant.

I like the way Snrub thinks.

Wompa1

Might not be completely accurate but:

Marge servers Homer and Lisa a nasty looking breakfast

Lisa leans over to Homer and says

Lisa: "I've got a plan follow my lead" *winks*
Lisa: "Hey dad, do you want to see my science project"
Homer: "Well I sure don't want to eat this crappy breakfast" *winks back*

Wompa1

Carl: "Hey Lenny, sending some outgoing mail?"
Lenny: "You know it"
Carl: "I might send some tomorrow"
Lenny: "I heard that"
*High fives followed by awkward silence and the two walking away*

swarm.of.bees

I'm somewhere where I don't know where I am...

ImpossibleDuck

I read the title, and said it in Lenny's voice and then held my cursor over the thread and couldn't believe that's what it actually was about.

HOLY ****E!

pajor

ImpossibleDuck wrote: »

I read the title, and said it in Lenny's voice and then held my cursor over the thread and couldn't believe that's what it actually was about.

HOLY ****E!

It's one of the best threads going

Ahoy hoy

Kent Brockman: Hordes of panicky people seem to be evacuating the town for some unknown reason. Professor, without knowing precisely what the danger is, would you say it's time for our viewers to crack each other's heads open and feast on the goo inside?
Professor: Mmm, yes I would, Kent.

SeaFields

Barney, how did you join the group?

They found me on the mens room floor.

hahahahaha

Wipes tear.



/still my favorite episode to this day.

previous user

Homer:Look, Marge, you don't know what it's like. I'm the one out
there every day putting his ass on the line. And I'm not out of
order! You're out of order. The whole freaking system is
out of order. You want the truth? You want the truth?! You
can't handle the truth! 'Cause when you reach over and put your
hand into a pile of goo that was your best friend's face, you'll
know what to do! Forget it, Marge, it's Chinatown.

Simply Red

Homer: Look kids! I just got my party invitiations back from the printers
Lisa: "Come to Homer's BBBQ. The extra B is for BYOBB."
Bart: What's that extra B for?
Homer: It's a typo

pajor

More testicles mean more iron!

revz

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wI2sy3i5Rvc

KnifeWRENCH

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GeaVGLcQ-fE

Glico Man

SeaFields wrote: »

Barney, how did you join the group?

They found me on the mens room floor.

hahahahaha

Wipes tear.



/still my favorite episode to this day.

Homer: Hmmm, Baby on Board. Baby on board something something Burt Ward...this thing writes itself

Wompa1

aaronh007 wrote: »

Homer: Hmmm, Baby on Board. Baby on board something something Burt Ward...this thing writes itself

"We need a clever name that's funny at first and then less funny each time you hear it"

"How about the B Sharps?"

Loud laughing which gets more quiet and then trails off.

"Perfect"

keano_afc

"Thats my son up there!"

"Who, the balding fat ass?"

"No, the eh, Hindu guy"

krudler

"Homer throw out this old calendars and tv guides"
"are you mad woman?! sure its not 1985 right now, but you never know what the future might hold"

mfdc

Man this thread just keeps going, like some sort of... non... giving up... school guy!

Skinner: "Please excuse my handwriting, I busted whichever hand it is I write with. Signed, Mrs. Simpson." You were right to be suspicious Edna, to the crime lab!

krudler

"What was I laughing at now?.....oh yes! that crippled Irishman" *

*I've seen this joke , oh I dont couldnt even put a number on it now, and it STILL makes me laugh like the first time I saw it when the young Mr Burns is slamming his bumper car into the back of the guys legs "argh me legs! who'll provide fer me little ones?!" as Burns is giggling like a madman, fantastic stuff

Sinfonia

Hellooo??! Human fly heere... Camaaaan, I stayed up all night dyin' my undawear

Sinfonia

Chief Wiggum: [reading a tombstone, talks into his "radio"] Put out an APB on a Uosdwis R Dewoh. Uh, better start with Greektown.
Joe Friday: That's Homer J Simpson, chief. You're reading it upside down.
Chief Wiggum: Uh, cancel that APB. But, uh, bring back some of them, uh, gyros.
Joe Friday: Uh, chief, you're talking into your wallet.
[Chief Wiggum's wallet flips open]

Glico Man

About Santa's Little Helper

Bart: Guess I'm the only one who ever loved him

Milhouse: You got that right. Remember the time he ate my goldfish? And you lied and said I never had goldfish. Then why did I have the bowl, Bart? Why did I have the bowl?

Funglegunk

Tuba-ma-ba? Oboe-mo-bo?

Ahhh! Saxa-ma-phone!

Wompa1

Park Ranger: "DON'T WORRY KIDS YOUR FATHER IS GOING TO BE JUST FINE"....."ok people, lets all put on our corpse handling gloves, we've got two frozen bodies somewhere on this mountain"

Bart:"Did you hear that Lis? Dad's going to be juuuuuust fine!"