Dental plan!

emilyeve

Mr Burns: Those last two avalanches were your fault Simpson

Homer: So what?

Mr Burns: So buttons...

*suspicous looks exchanged*

Galway K9

aaronh007 wrote: »

Superintendent Chalmers: “Thank the Lord”? That sounded like a prayer. A prayer in a public school. God has no place within these walls, just like facts don’t have a place within an organised religion.

Best line ever!!:D

jd007

Daddy why do you have to shave your nose neighbour?

Chardee MacDennis

Homer: Marge, I'd like to be alone with the sandwich for a moment.
Marge: Are you going to eat it?
Homer: [pause] Yes.

Say Your Number

Bart: Who's that, George?

George Bush: That's me with Charlton Heuston. He was--

Bart: Who's that, George?

George: Er...see you wouldn't know him. That's Bob Mosbacher, he was secretary of --

Bart: That's a dumb name. Who's that, George?

George: Maybe he thinks ''Bart'' is a dumb--

Bart: How many times were you president, George?

George: You Know, in my day, little boys didn't call their elders by their first name

Bart: Yeah? Well welcome to the 20th century, George!

Galway K9

i f*****g love this thread...best ever!

CongoPowers

By the way, rhyming Homer with Homer? mmmwoh!

Balfie

''WHAT??? Spider poison is people poison too?''

Fago!

Chardee MacDennis

oh lord protect this rocket house and all who dwell within the rocket house

Oranage2

Homer: I like my beer cold, my TV loud and my homosexuals flaming.

mfdc

Lenny: Come on, don't yell at Homer. We all know he's a little slow...
Homer's brain: Something was said, not good! "Don't yell at Homer"!! No that's alright... "slow"! They called you slow!!
*Homer shoots up, starts yelling*
Homer: HOW DARE YOU, I AM NOT...
*hours have passed, everyone's gone. Lenny walks in*
Lenny: Homer, you still here? Boy you are slow!
Homer's brain: Something was said...
Lenny: Get the hell outta here!

talla10

Oranage2 wrote: »

Homer: I like my beer cold, my TV loud and my homosexuals flaming.

Think of the real estate. Now we can never say only straight people have been in this house!!

talla10

Homer; People die all the time. Why you could wake up dead tomorrow?

Homer; Mom??Dad told you died while i was at the movies!

Homer; Yes you sir you look like the kind of guy who has problems satisfying his wife

Martin; Oh Bart. Nobody has sat beside me since i successfully lobbied to have the school day entended for 20 minutes

Groundskeeper Willie; You want to pick on emmigrants??Well pick on Willie!!

Skinner; No, No Willie the children wanna pick on somebody their own size.

Homer; That horse better win or we'll be taking a little trip to the glue factory....and he won't get to come!!

pajor

Homer: Well, the evening began at the gentleman's club, where we were
discussing Wittgenstein over a game of backgammon.

Scully: Mr. Simpson, it's a felony to lie to the F.B.I.

Homer: We were sitting in Barney's car eating packets of mustard. You
happy?

Fago!

Ralph: Prinskipple Skipple...uh.. Prindible Skimpster I found something....its a spearhead!
Ms. Hoover: That's your troulblade Ralph, it fell off the handle.
Ralph: And I found it!
Lisa: Keep digging everyone, you never know when we might uncover a Tyrannosaurus...
Ralph: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

*runs away*

Funglegunk

Don't do what Donny Don't does...they could have made this clearer.

Seosaimh77

Want me to zinc your sniffer?

Barraon

I joined boards.ie on the back of this thread alone!!

"The fake Pope can be recognized by his high top sneakers and extremely foul
mouth." -Kent Brockman.

Galway K9

Kent Brochman: I am new to this Technology but im pretty sure thats Homer Simpson rotating in the the oven, bastign in his own juices at 350 degrees.

Barraon

KENT BROCKMAN
It looks like the end of the venerable Itchy and Scratchy program. For years, TV critics, such as yours truly, Kent Brockman, have waited impatiently for cracks to appear in the show's hilarious facade. Yesterday, our prays were finally answered when Poochie the Dog made his howlingly unfunny debut. Far be it from me to gloat at another's downfall, but I have a feeling that no children are gonna be crying when this puppy is put to sleep.

Ya gotta love Kenny Brocklestein!!

Seosaimh77

She called me a PC thug...

I've been called a greasy thug, too.

Galway K9

The pervert episode with homer and the baby sitter

Kent Brochman: That is homer simpson pleasuring himself with the shower curtain. Sources say that he believes it gives him sexual powers!

Homer: Hey!!!...Thats only half true.:D

keano_afc

Homer: So I said to him, "Look buddy, your car was upside-down when we got here. And as for your grandma, she shouldn't have mouthed off like that."

krudler

"red M&M, blue M&M, they all wind up the same colour in the end"

what an amazing line

mfdc

Insurance guy: So this establishment you were leaving before the accident... uh "Moe's", what is that exactly?
Homer's brain: Don't tell him you were at a bar, don't tell him you were at a bar! But wait, what else is open at that time of night?!
Homer: It's a pornography store. I was buying pornography.
Homer's brain: Beautiful, I'd never have thought of that!

Homer: Wow with a truck like that.... ah I can't afford it.
Salesman: Buddy this doesn't cost money it makes money! You make the repayments by plowing driveways on the side.
Homer: I dunno, I should ask my wife about this.
Salesman: Your wife? *whaa-tssshh*
Homer: What, you think I'm going to buy a twenty thousand dollar truck just because you make that noise?
Salesman: *whaa-tssshh whaa-tssshh whaa-tssshh*
Homer: nnngh I'll take it!!!

... there's so many from that episode I could go on all day

krudler

"you from the casino?"
I'm from A casino...."
"good enough"

krudler

Mr Burns dreaming of being a kid smashing his bumper car into an Irish workers legs always hsa me in tears even though I've seen it a million times.

"Arrgh me legs! who'll provide fer me little ones?!"

cut to Burns laughing for days about it

"what was I laughing about now, oh yes that crippled Irishman!"

gustavo

Galway K9 wrote: »

The pervert episode with homer and the baby sitter

Kent Brochman: That is homer simpson pleasuring himself with the shower curtain. Sources say that he believes it gives him sexual powers!

Homer: Hey!!!...Thats only half true.:D

This is hour 57 of our live, round-the-clock coverage outside the
Simpson estate. Remember, by the way, to tune in at 8:00 for
highlights of today's vigil, including when the garbage man came
and when Marge Simpson put the cat out...possibly because it was
harassed, we don't know

sensibleken

Just once I want someone to call me sir without adding 'youre making a scene'