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    #1412
    Hank_Jones
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,783 ✭✭✭Hank_Jones


    Announcer: Buzz Cola! The taste you'll kill for.
    Soldier: Available in ze lobby!
    Lisa: Do they really think cheapening the memory of our veterans will sell soda?
    Homer: I have to go to ze lobby.


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    #1413
    Seosaimh77
    Registered Users Posts: 371 ✭✭Seosaimh77


    All right! I admit it! I am the Lindbergh baby! Wah wah! Goo goo! I miss my fly-fly dada!


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    #1414
    Dunny
    Registered Users Posts: 2,985 ✭✭✭Dunny


    http://eyeonspringfield.tumblr.com/


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    #1415
    Foxhound38
    Registered Users Posts: 2,547 ✭✭✭Foxhound38


    Homer: Jump Free Willy, jump! Jump with all your might!
    Woman: Oh no, Willy didn't make it... and he crushed our boy...
    Man: Ugh, what a mess...
    Homer: Aww... I don't like this new directors cut...


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    #1416
    pajor
    Registered Users Posts: 3,573 ✭✭✭pajor


    Seosaimh77 wrote: »
    All right! I admit it! I am the Lindbergh baby! Wah wah! Goo goo! I miss my fly-fly dada!

    Agent Friday: Are you trying to stall us, or are you just senile?
    Abe: A little from column A, a little from column B.


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    #1417
    Susie_Q
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,211 ✭✭✭Susie_Q


    "Grandpa, are you sitting on the apple pie?"

    "I sure hope so."


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    #1418
    cosmicfart
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,298 ✭✭✭cosmicfart


    Sideshow Bob walking into rakes: Smack! grrrrrr! Smack! grrrrrr! Smack! grrrrrr! Smack! grrrrrr! Smack! grrrrrr! Smack! grrrrrr! Smack! grrrrrr! Smack! grrrrrr!

    never laughed so much the first time i saw that one :D


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    #1419
    Fago!
    Closed Accounts Posts: 16,647 ✭✭✭✭Fago!


    Brrrhrhrhrhhrhrh


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    #1420
    epgc3fyqirnbsx
    Closed Accounts Posts: 6,228 ✭✭✭epgc3fyqirnbsx


    I get jokes


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    #1421
    Teddy_Picker
    Registered Users Posts: 232 ✭✭Teddy_Picker


    The avalanche of food related threads in After Hours made me think of this! :D

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zlPkEZ3_QXE


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    #1422
    Seosaimh77
    Registered Users Posts: 371 ✭✭Seosaimh77


    Abortions for some, miniature American flags for others


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    #1423
    Susie_Q
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,211 ✭✭✭Susie_Q


    "I can't buy that. Only management-type guys with big salaries like me can afford things like that. I]gasps[/I Guys like me! I'm a guy like me!"


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    #1424
    cosmicfart
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,298 ✭✭✭cosmicfart


    OMG! Gentlemen may I have your attention please. I am detecting a large signal and its heading this way. Oh my good golly its its its on my shoe. oh wait a second, this isnt the Monstronomonitor its the frog exaggeration unhi


    Pro Frink


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    #1425
    Busi_Girl08
    Registered Users Posts: 17,938 ✭✭✭✭Busi_Girl08


    cosmicfart wrote: »
    Sideshow Bob walking into rakes: Smack! grrrrrr! Smack! grrrrrr! Smack! grrrrrr! Smack! grrrrrr! Smack! grrrrrr! Smack! grrrrrr! Smack! grrrrrr! Smack! grrrrrr!

    never laughed so much the first time i saw that one :D
    Fago! wrote: »
    Brrrhrhrhrhhrhrh

    The book says...you're both idiots. The proper quote is

    "THWACK! mhhrmmmrhhrrmmhhrr THWACK!! mhmhmhrmrhhhrrmmhhrrr..."

    Get it right, people!! :mad:


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    #1426
    cosmicfart
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,298 ✭✭✭cosmicfart


    Busi_Girl08 wrote: »
    The book says...you're both idiots. The proper quote is

    "THWACK! mhhrmmmrhhrrmmhhrr THWACK!! mhmhmhrmrhhhrrmmhhrrr..."

    Get it right, people!! :mad:

    What book were is it, what happened to my false teeth?? Do we really want this old man peters with his finger on the button?


    insert get a life smiley here<<<<


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    #1427
    Barraon
    Registered Users Posts: 8 ✭Barraon


    cosmicfart wrote: »
    What book were is it, what happened to my false teeth?? Do we really want this old man peters with his finger on the button?


    insert get a life smiley here<<<<

    Insert Patterson instead of Peters. Quality quote though!!


    Love this one:

    "The Al-ighty -ollar...heh heh heh"


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    #1428
    lalee17
    Closed Accounts Posts: 688 ✭✭✭lalee17


    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D-FO86QObDk


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    #1429
    KnifeWRENCH
    Closed Accounts Posts: 11,148 ✭✭✭✭KnifeWRENCH


    From the episode where Krusty is running for congress (as a Republican) and on Fox News:

    Krusty: "May I say something?"
    Reporter: "Certainly, Congressman."
    Democratic challenger (angrily): "HE HASN'T WON YET!"
    Reporter: "You make a very adulterous point"


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    #1430
    HazDanz
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,300 ✭✭✭HazDanz


    "We're talking softball"

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=elKL2muu2Is


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    #1431
    Soby
    Registered Users Posts: 5,977 ✭✭✭Soby


    HOMER:Hey look at me,Im the Prime Minister of Ireland
    HOMER:We're going out Marge,If we dont come back avenge our deaths.
    Marge:OK!


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    #1432
    KnifeWRENCH
    Closed Accounts Posts: 11,148 ✭✭✭✭KnifeWRENCH


    lalee17 wrote: »
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D-FO86QObDk

    :D I forgot how much I love that scene!


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    #1433
    Xios
    Registered Users Posts: 2,073 ✭✭✭Xios


    "How do you find the defendant?
    He's guilty of mayham, exposure indecent,
    Freak out behaviour, both chronic and recent,
    Drinking and driving, narcotics possesion.

    And that's just page one of his ten page Confessio-unnnnnnnnnn."

    "I should put you away, where you can't kill or maim,
    But this is L.A. and you're Rich and Famouuuuuusssss!"


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    #1434
    Say Your Number
    Moderators, Entertainment Moderators, Sports Moderators Posts: 11,469 Mod ✭✭✭✭Say Your Number


    Stephen Hawking: I am intrigued by your theory of a donut shaped universe Homer, I might have to steal it.
    Moe: OK, Who is paying the tab
    Homer:[impersonating Hawking] I am
    Hawking: I didn't say that
    Homer: [impersonating] Yes I did
    [Homer gets punched by boxing glove attached to Hawking's Chair]


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    #1435
    krudler
    Registered Users Posts: 34,788 ✭✭✭✭krudler


    "ever hear of Planet of the Apes?"
    "ehhhh the movie...or the planet?"
    "the all new multi million dollar MUSICAL!"


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    #1436
    McChubbin
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,080 ✭✭✭McChubbin


    krudler wrote: »
    "ever hear of Planet of the Apes?"
    "ehhhh the movie...or the planet?"
    "the all new multi million dollar MUSICAL!"


    :D


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    #1437
    ItsAWindUp
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,325 ✭✭✭ItsAWindUp


    Marge: Homer, why aren't you at work?
    Homer: The car won't start. I don't feel very good today. I am at work.
    Marge: You're afraid to go to work because Frank Grimes will be there, aren't you?
    Homer: That's crazy talk. You're crazy, Marge. Get off the road!


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    #1438
    cosmicfart
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,298 ✭✭✭cosmicfart


    OHHH Super fun happy Slide!!!


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    #1439
    Riddle101
    Registered Users Posts: 8,409 ✭✭✭Riddle101


    These aren't actual episodes or quotes but I thought they were pretty good, so decided to put them on here.

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5RyqtrGnicc

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qAEQCrGzVhk


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    #1440
    Noo
    Registered Users Posts: 1,986 ✭✭✭Noo


    What is your fascination with my forbidden closet of mystery?


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    #1441
    shrubs
    Registered Users Posts: 87 ✭✭shrubs


    A rock is thrown through the window.
    Homer-" Ah a flying rock! Somebody call a geologist!"


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