Dental plan!

Xios

Homer: "The only monster here is the gambling monster that has enslaved your mother! I call him Gamblor, and it’s time to snatch your mother from his neon claws!"

Gunsfortoys

Have you ever wondered why fat parents have fat children? Or why Chinese parents have Chinese children? It's no coincidence -Troy McClure

IvyTheTerrible

All mo and mo mo make mo a mo mo.

sensibleken

Moe moe moe. How do you like me, how do you like me
Moe moe moe. why dont you like me, nobody likes me

Dunny

sensibleken wrote: »

Moe moe moe. How do you like me, how do you like me
Moe moe moe. why dont you like me, nobody likes me

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tuGCeCoG47Q

cosmicfart

Burns: Ah so you have come crawling back eh?

Homer: Seems like the classy thing would be not to draw attention to.

Burns: Well, as punishment for your desertion it company policy to give you the PLAGUE!!!

Smithers; Eh, thats the Plaque Sir.

Burns; What, oh yes ourspecial demotivational plaque, to break what left of your spirit, for you see, you here forever.

............DONT FORGET YOUR HERE FOREVER!!

Hurricane-Dean

Grampa Simpson: Now we all now Homer loves his family
Homer : I'm sick of your secrets and lies! It's always secrets and lies

Galway K9

IvyTheTerrible wrote: »

All mo and mo mo make mo a mo mo.

moe!
moe!
moe!
moe!
moe!
moe!
moe beans, moe?
moe!
moe!
moe!

Busi_Girl08

$pringfield

*Townhall, discussing the opening of the new casino*
Ned - "Well, what do you think, Reverend?"
Rev - "Once something is approved by Government, it is no longer immoral"
Everyone - "YAAAAY!!"
Burns - "By building this casino, I could tighten the stranglehold I have over this dismal town"
Everyone - "YAAAAAY!!"
Barney - *BUUUURP*
Everyone - "YAAAAAAY!"

Lisa - "Don't you think this family is disintegrating? I mean we haven't had a meal with Mum in nearly a week, and she still hasn't started working on my Florida costume.
Bart - "Pipe down, sister! I've gotta get a new act for tonight. Turns out the Liza Minnelli impersonator was really Liza Minnelli"

ItsAWindUp

I don't get mad, I get stabby.

Noo

Altogether now...


""Can you name the truck with four wheel drive,
smells like a steak and seats thirty-five..

Canyonero! Canyonero!

Well, it goes real slow with the hammer down,
It's the country-fried truck endorsed by a clown!

Canyonero! (Yah!) Canyonero!

The Federal Highway comission has ruled the
Canyonero unsafe for highway or city driving.

Canyonero!

12 yards long, 2 lanes wide,
65 tons of American Pride!

Canyonero! Canyonero!

Top of the line in utility sports,
Unexplained fires are a matter for the courts!

Canyonero! Canyonero! (Yah!)

She blinds everybody with her super high beams,
She's a squirrel crushing, deer smacking, driving machine!

Canyonero!-oh woah, Canyonero! (Yah!)

Drive Canyonero!

Woah Canyonero!

Woah!""

Say Your Number

Chief Wiggum: Aha! I had a feeling we'd find you here.
[Fires a few shots]
Lou: Chief no!
Eddie: What ya do that for?
Wiggum: Well, the things been driving the whole town nuts. Got me out of the bath seven times. Seven.
Homer: Hey, who shot the auto dialer....Marge's auto dialer.
Wiggum: See you in court, Simpson, oh and bring that evidence with you.
Otherwise I got no case, and you''ll go scott-free, you know.
Lou: What about those coleslaw punks?
Wiggum: Well, I can't be everywhere at once Lou, now, Can I? In Most cities, the chief of police doesn't even go out on calls like these.
Eddie: Ya we know it.
Lou: Ya we appreciate it chief, We're very appreciative.

J. Marston

Chief Wiggum: "What is your fascination with my forbidden closet of mystery?"


Ralph: "Slow down, Bart. My legs don't know how to be as long as yours."

KnifeWRENCH

Skinner: Class, instead of going to the box factory today, we'll be going to the...box factory!

Guide: Many interesting and important things have been put into boxes over the years: textiles, other boxes, even children's candy.
Milhouse: Do any of these boxes have candy in them?
Guide: No.
Milhouse: Will they ever?
Guide: No, we only make boxes to ship nails. Any other questions?

Guide: This room is the most popular part of our tour.
Milhouse: It's just like the other rooms.
Guide: Yes, but with one important difference.....Oh, they took that out. Yes, it is just like the other rooms.

Homer: Oh, my God: that's his lucky red hat. He's a box! My boy's a box! DAMN YOU, A BOX!

Crasp

cosmicfart wrote: »

Burns: Ah so you have come crawling back eh?

Homer: Seems like the classy thing would be not to draw attention to.

Burns: Well, as punishment for your desertion it company policy to give you the PLAGUE!!!

Smithers; Eh, thats the Plaque Sir.

Burns; What, oh yes ourspecial demotivational plaque, to break what left of your spirit, for you see, you here forever.

............DONT FORGET YOUR HERE FOREVER!!

Best simpsons episode ever, imo. pulls the heart strings like a hollywood blockbuster.


brings a tear to my eye when I watch it, first of all because it's so great and second of all, to reflect on what "the simpsons" used to be, and what they have now become.....

Crasp

I... shouldn't have stopped for that haircut...












(Another great piece of writing, who gives a cartoon character a haircut for no reason?! they totally change how the character looks, then deliver that line! that's the attention to detail that they just don't have anymore...)

Dunny

http://30.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_llk4vlEa4B1qztjn5o1_500.png

The worlds best jacket..:D

cosmicfart

Crasp wrote: »

Best simpsons episode ever, imo. pulls the heart strings like a hollywood blockbuster.


brings a tear to my eye when I watch it, first of all because it's so great and second of all, to reflect on what "the simpsons" used to be, and what they have now become.....

close to been the best but the Clown College one always gets a smile from me ....

Homer the section you suppose to monitoring on fire....hehehe Clowns are funny.

Crasp

cosmicfart wrote: »

close to been the best but the Clown College one always gets a smile from me ....

Homer the section you suppose to monitoring on fire....hehehe Clowns are funny.

If Lisa's first word is my number one, homie the clown is my number 1.5 itwas my number 1 for a long time, but I guess now that i'm grown up I can appreciate the emotional part of lisa's first word a bit more than the outright humour of homie the clown.




"Clown college?! You can't eat that!"

jd007

Woohoo! Underpants dinner!!

take everything

Mr Burns (giving a speech to Lisa's class):
I'll keep it short and sweet. Family, religion, friendship. These
are the three demons you must slay if you wish to succeed in business.

Also:
In a bid to foil Sideshow Bob's election-rigging, Bart and Lisa look up the name Edgar Neubauer in the phonebook. They come up blank (but Bart, at least, finds someone called "A. Gorilla" and
laughs to himself.).

Can really relate to the immaturity of that.

dagdha

Homer: Moe...Moe...Moe
Marge: Bart, are you going to Moe the lawn today?
Bart: Okay, but you promised me Moe money
Marge: I Moe, I Moe!
Homer: Moe...Moe...Moe
Lisa: When Bart's done, can we Moe to the Moevies? There's a Moetinee
Marge: Of course, All work and Moe play makes Moe a Moe Moe
Bart: Moemomoemoe?
Marge: Momomoemoe!
Lisa: Moememoemoemoe!
Bart: Momomomoe


Homer: Dog for sale! Dog for sale!
Dr. Hibbert: How much for the dog?
Homer: Oh, he's not for sale.

For Forks Sake

Homer: Do you have a phone book for Hokkaido, Japan?
Librarian: Here you go, one phone book for Hokkaido, Japan.
Homer: Thank you, may I use your phone?
Librarian: Is it a local call?
Homer:... ...yyes.

shrubs

Lisa; a chimp
Bart; lets follow it and see if it leads us to some bananas
Homer; or more delicious chimps....

For Forks Sake

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=35cRt9jL7oU

Acacia

Moe: Joey-Joe-Jo-Jo? That's the worst name ever!
*Man runs out crying*
Barney: Come back, Joey-Joe-Jo-Jo!

*****
Barney is drunk, dressed up as Marge: *burps* I'm off to market!

*****

Police Chief: McBain, in this department we do things by the book!

*McBain shoots book*

McBain: Bye, book!
******

and the classic McBain: MENDOZA!

take everything

For Forks Sake wrote: »

Homer: Do you have a phone book for Hokkaido, Japan?
Librarian: Here you go, one phone book for Hokkaido, Japan.
Homer: Thank you, may I use your phone?
Librarian: Is it a local call?
Homer:... ...yyes.

Followed by the wonderful sight gag of Homer slowly dialling a 20 digit number as the too-polite librarian looks suspiciously on.

Floodric

dagdha wrote: »

Homer: Moe...Moe...Moe
Marge: Bart, are you going to Moe the lawn today?
Bart: Okay, but you promised me Moe money
Marge: I Moe, I Moe!
Homer: Moe...Moe...Moe
Lisa: When Bart's done, can we Moe to the Moevies? There's a Moetinee
Marge: Of course, All work and Moe play makes Moe a Moe Moe
Bart: Moemomoemoe?
Marge: Momomoemoe!
Lisa: Moememoemoemoe!
Bart: Momomomoe

Must kill Moe. Wheeeeeeee
Must kill Moe. Wheeeeeeee

mehfesto

SEX CAULDRON?! ...I thought they closed that place down!

Riddle101

Depressed worker at power plant: I am the angel of death, the time for purification is now *while storking a shotgun*

Same episode

After the power plant takes away doughnuts
Canteen worker swinging a chain: Anyone else want to be a hero *After hitting lenny*