Dental plan!

Rowley Birkin QC

Stupid TV. BE MORE FUNNY!

Samich

Is this a simpsons tribute? They've gotten pure ****e the last few years, awful cheesy, singing stupid songs and moral lessons in the episodes.

krudler

Samich wrote: »

Is this a simpsons tribute? They've gotten pure ****e the last few years, awful cheesy, singing stupid songs and moral lessons in the episodes.

nope, its 113 pages of Family Guy quotes

callaway92

Krudler sure does love posting in this thread. . . . . . . . . . . . .

Bump...bump....bump

zzzzzzzzzz

Valentina

"Feels like I'm wearing nothing at all, nothing at all, nothing at all..."

Stupid sexy Flanders!

talla10

After Kent Brockman wins the state lottery.

Homer: Well he's certainly all the money he needs. But there is still one thing he can't buy.
Lisa; Whats that?
Pause
Homer; A dinosaur

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Homer drops BBQ kit in wet cement.

AAhhh!!! Must build quickly! English side ruined must use french instructions- La Grille!! What the hell is that??!

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Lawyer: Ladies and Gentlemen of the Jury who do you find more attractive- Brad Pitt or Tom Cruise?
Judge; Whats the point of this?
Lawyer; I feel so confident of Marge Simpson's guilt i feel i can literally waste the courts time rating the superhunks.
Lionel Hutz; Oh He's gonna win
Marge; Mr Hutz!!!

Norma_Desmond

Barney's had heart but football to the groin had a footbal to the groin!!!

Teddy_Picker

Topical

Marge: I don't want you looting.
Homer: But I was going to loot you a present.
Marge: [touched] Oh, all right.
Homer: [giggles and runs off]

the purple tin

Samantha Stankey: Mrs Krabappel, how will we know when we fall in love?

Mrs Krabappel: Oh don't worry children, most of you will never fall in love but will marry out of fear of dying alone.

Busi_Girl08

In your FACE, Space Coyote!!

Homer: Wait a minute. Bart's teacher's name is Krabappel? I've been calling her Crandall. Why didn't someone tell me? I've been making an idiot out of myself!

Seosaimh77

Hold me.

Only if you hold me.

Galway K9

Marge is a runaway fugitive with Ruth in the stolen car.

Homer and Chief Wiggum at side of the road getting breakfast after chasing them all night. Marge and Ruth in car speed past them.

Homer (Shouts): "Thats them!""
Chief Wiggum: "Quiet, i can't hear the eggs!"

Funglegunk

Busi_Girl08 wrote: »

In your FACE, Space Coyote!!

Look, just gimme some inner peace or I'll mop the floor with ya!

wingnut

Kent Brockman: Sir, uh, why did you wait until the last minute to pay your taxes?
Krusty the Clown: Because I'm an idiot! Happy?
Kent Brockman: [back to the camera] Of course not everyone is an idiot.

the purple tin

(Mr Burns remembering his grandfathers atom mill)
Burns' Grandfather: Come on! Come on! Crack those atoms. You, turn out your pockets.
Aha! Atoms, one, two, three, four- six of them! Take him away.

Squeaky Voiced Teen: You can't treat the working man this way. One day, we'll form a union and get the fair and equitable treatment we deserve! Then we'll go too far, and get corrupt and shiftless, and the Japanese will eat us alive!

Burns Grandfather: The Japanese?! Those sandal-wearing goldfish-tenders? Bosh, flim-shaw!

Mr Burns: If only we'd listened to that boy, instead of walling him up in the abandoned coke oven. Well, I'm going to avenge my grandfather. We'll take on that greedy union, and we'll get back our... Dental Plan.

mehfesto

Redneck: I keep tellin' you - we only gots cows here.

Kent Brockman: Uh-Huh. And where are the hookers?

Redneck: 'Round back. ...oops

Aldebaran

Mattingly! I thought I told you to trim those sideburns?! Go home, you're off the team, for good!!

paddy kerins

There's 'the truth' :mad: and 'the truth'

jacksprat

For I am the mayor of albuquerque!!!

the purple tin

Mr Burns: All right, let's make this sporting, Leonard. If you can tell me why I shouldn't fire you without using the letter "e," you can keep your job.

Lenny: Uh, okay. I'm a good... work... guy...

Mr Burns: You're fired!

Lenny: But I didn't say it.

Mr Burns: You will.
I]He pulls a lever, dropping Lenny down a trapdoor[/I

Lenny: EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!

Frank Spencer

Burns:Simpson? Simpson? Did you get that report on the accounting department?

Homer: Yes sir, I did.

"The accounting department is located on the 3rd floor.
Its hours are 9am to 5pm. The head of this department is a Mr.
Johnson or Johnstone."




Smithers: Perfect. When I give the signal, you transfer the call to Mr. Burns. After she tears into him I'll rush in and save the day.

Homer: Got it. I'm transfering a call in to you, Mr. Burns.

Burns: No problemo!

Homer: Uh... Ooh... Uh...
[pushes Disconnect]
Oh oh.

Burns: Ahoy-hoy? Hoy?

Homer: Hello Mr. Burns? This is your mother.

Smithers: No...

Burns: Urg... Oh, hello mater. Um... sorry about pulling the plug on you and all, uh... who could've known you'll pull through and... live... for another 5 decades? Ohh, is my face red!

Smithers: Mrs. Burns is 122 years old, so try to sound more dessicated. And she doesn't call her son "Mr. Burns"!

Homer: Son, this is Mrs. Burns. I just called to say I don't love you. You are a bad son Montel...

Burns: So...Impersonate my mother, will you? And you Smithers, you must have put him up to it. I'm glad I fired you.

Homer: Ya really blew it this time, Smithers.

Valentina

Purple is a fruit.

What is a wedding? According to Webster's dictionary... "the process of removing weeds from ones garden."

Maybe, just once, someone will call me 'Sir' without adding, "You're making a scene."

Operator, give me the number for 911!

The only monster here is the gambling monster that has enslaved your mother! I call him Gamblor, and it's time to snatch your mother from his neon claws!

Hank_Jones

Homer: The coolant tank just blew and they're taking Lenny to the hospital.
Marge: Oh, no, not Lenny -- not Lenny!
Homer: Yes, I'm going to have to work late instead of seeing you and the kids, which is what I really want.
Marge: Okay, sure. Kids, turn off the TV. I have some bad news about Lenny.
Bart/Lisa: Not Lenny!

Brennaldo II

I don't even believe in jebus

Laika1986

Chief Wiggum when marge trains to be a cop

"You missed the baby, the blind man..."

wingnut

Homer [as child]: "Daddy, please ask the man for some candy."
Homer: "No no, no candy for you."
Homer [as child]: "Well at least get some candy for yourself."

Mr. Burns: And to think, Smithers, you laughed when I bought TicketMaster, "nobody's going to pay a 100% service charge."

Smithers: Well, it's a policy that ensures a healthy mix of the rich and the ignorant, sir.

carlybabe1

do it marge, doo it, free the springfield two

Riddle101

Groundskeeper Willie: When i'm elected Mayor. The first thing i'll do, is kill the lot of ya and burn your town to cinders!
Unnamed Worker: Eh, the mics on
Willie: I know it's on!!!!

*Moe throws hans moleman out of his bar*
Moe: When I tell you to put your glass on a coaster, you put your glass on a coaster.
*pulls out knife*
Hans Moleman: Oh yeah!
*pulls out bigger knife*
Moleman: Down i go.....

Bart: Ok, Homer won't want to go on this rafting trip. So if I ask him, and he says no. Then it's his fault.
Homer: Ok, I don't want to go on this stupid rafting trip. So if Bart asks, I say yes.
Homer's brain: Wait! is that how it works?
Homer: Shut up brain or i'll stab you with a cuetip!
*Both meet in hallway with angry looks*
Bart: Dad I would really like you to come on this rafting trip
Homer: Son I would be glad to go on this rafting trip
*Both turn*
Together: Doh!