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    #1952
    Sam Vimes
    Registered Users Posts: 21,611 ✭✭✭✭Sam Vimes


    Lisa, her teeth are big and green
    Lisa, she smells like gasoline
    Lisa..ba-da-da Lisa
    She is my sis-TA her birthday
    i missed-a


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    #1953
    Sam Vimes
    Registered Users Posts: 21,611 ✭✭✭✭Sam Vimes


    Ned Flanders: Ouch, that smarts. Boys, get the alcohol-free alcohol


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    #1954
    Reamer Fanny
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,828 ✭✭✭Reamer Fanny


    Monorail Monorail Monorail Monorail Monorail Monorail Monorail Monorail Monorail Monorail Monorail Monorail Monorail Monorail Monorail Monorail Monorail Monorail Monorail Monorail


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    #1955
    Soby
    Registered Users Posts: 5,977 ✭✭✭Soby


    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aM6xVQwIOYQ


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    #1956
    efb
    Closed Accounts Posts: 35,514 ✭✭✭✭efb


    Homer: Lisa, if the Bible has taught us nothing else, and it hasn't, it's that girls should stick to girls' sports, such as hot-oil wrestling, foxy boxing, and such-and-such...


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    #1957
    Dunny
    Registered Users Posts: 2,985 ✭✭✭Dunny


    I]asking the kids what they did in school[/I
    Bart: I got expelled.
    Homer: That's my boy!
    I]sips his beer[/I
    Homer: Mmm, beer....... what!!?


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    #1958
    Susie_Q
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,211 ✭✭✭Susie_Q


    Can't sleep... clown'll eat me...


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    #1959
    cianl1
    Closed Accounts Posts: 336 ✭✭cianl1


    Mr. Burns: Get me Steven Spielberg!
    Smithers: He's unavailable.
    Mr. Burns: Then get me his non-union Mexican equivalent!


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    #1960
    foxyboxer
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,528 ✭✭✭foxyboxer


    efb wrote: »
    Homer: Lisa, if the Bible has taught us nothing else, and it hasn't, it's that girls should stick to girls' sports, such as hot-oil wrestling, foxy boxing, and such-and-such...

    ;)


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    #1961
    FetchTheGin
    Closed Accounts Posts: 857 ✭✭✭FetchTheGin


    Hello. Smithers. You're. quite good. At. Turning. Me. On!


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    #1962
    foxyboxer
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,528 ✭✭✭foxyboxer


    Smithers: "Ladies and Gentlemen, The Ramones!"

    Mr. Burns: "Ah, These minstrels will sooth my jangled nerves."

    The Ramones: "I'd just like to say, this gig sucks!"

    "Hey, up yours Springfield"

    1-2-3-4
    Happy Birthday To You!
    (Happy Birthday!)
    Happy Birthday To You!
    (Happy Birthday!)
    Happy Birthday Burnsie,
    Happy Birthday To You!

    "Go to Hell you old bastard" :D


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    #1963
    cianl1
    Closed Accounts Posts: 336 ✭✭cianl1


    foxyboxer wrote: »
    Smithers: "Ladies and Gentlemen, The Ramones!"

    Mr. Burns: "Ah, These minstrels will sooth my jangled nerves."

    The Ramones: "I'd just like to say, this gig sucks!"

    "Hey, up yours Springfield"

    1-2-3-4
    Happy Birthday To You!
    (Happy Birthday!)
    Happy Birthday To You!
    (Happy Birthday!)
    Happy Birthday Burnsie,
    Happy Birthday To You!

    "Go to Hell you old bastard" :D
    Have the Rolling Stones killed.


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    #1964
    blackwhite
    Registered Users Posts: 8,792 ✭✭✭blackwhite


    This is the greatest case of false advertising I’ve seen since I sued the movie “The Never Ending Story.”


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    #1965
    blackwhite
    Registered Users Posts: 8,792 ✭✭✭blackwhite


    Well, he’s kind of had it in for me ever since I accidentally ran over his dog. Actually, replace “accidentally” with “repeatedly” and replace “dog” with “son.”


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    #1966
    blackwhite
    Registered Users Posts: 8,792 ✭✭✭blackwhite


    Now, Apu, Mrs. Simpson claims that she *forgot* that bottle of... delicious... bourbon. Brownest of the brown liquors... so tempting.
    What's that? You want me to drink you? But I'm in the middle of a trial!


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    #1967
    IdidIt
    Registered Users Posts: 69 ✭✭IdidIt


    Hey! Quit saying Hawaii in there.


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    #1968
    blackwhite
    Registered Users Posts: 8,792 ✭✭✭blackwhite


    Lionel Hutz: Now, Mrs. Simpson, tell the court in your own words what happened after you and your husband were ejected out of the restaurant.
    Marge: Well, we pretty much went straight home.
    Lionel Hutz: Mrs. Simpson, remember that you are under oath.
    Marge: We drove around until three in the morning looking for another open all-you-can-eat seafood restaurant.
    Lionel Hutz: And when you couldn't find one?
    Marge: I]crying[/I We... went... fishing.
    Lionel Hutz: Ladies and gentlemen of the jury, do these sound like the actions of a man whose had ALL he could eat?


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    #1969
    the purple tin
    Registered Users Posts: 10,943 ✭✭✭✭the purple tin


    [Homer hits his thumb with a hammer]
    Oh fudge! Thats broken.
    [he steps on a nail]
    Fiddledy-dee! That will require a tetanus shot. I'm not going to swear... but I am going to KICK THIS DOGHOUSE DOWN!


    Homer: Kids, would you step outside for a moment? FU**!!!

    Ned: Dear Lord! That's the loudest profanity I've ever heard!


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    #1970
    FetchTheGin
    Closed Accounts Posts: 857 ✭✭✭FetchTheGin


    Lisa: Mr. Tatum, do you mind if I swab you with this damp rag.
    Drederick Tatum: No, not at all, swab away. Woah woa.. nobody mentioned a beaker!
    Lisa: Please! It's for science!
    Drederick Tatum: Oh, for science? In that case, proceed.

    Nelson gets up and starts punching Drederick....

    Drederick Tatum: Hey, cut it out, I insist that you desist!
    Nelson: Sorry! I'm so sorry! *punches tatum* Please don't hurt me!
    Drederick Tatum: You leave me little recourse!


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    #1971
    Wompa1
    Registered Users Posts: 8,171 ✭✭✭Wompa1


    FetchTheGin wrote: »
    Lisa: Mr. Tatum, do you mind if I swab you with this damp rag.
    Drederick Tatum: No, not at all, swab away. Woah woa.. nobody mentioned a beaker!
    Lisa: Please! It's for science!
    Drederick Tatum: Oh, for science? In that case, proceed.

    Nelson gets up and starts punching Drederick....

    Drederick Tatum: Hey, cut it out, I insist that you desist!
    Nelson: Sorry! I'm so sorry! *punches tatum* Please don't hurt me!
    Drederick Tatum: You leave me little recourse!

    Tatum: Oh God Yes, if I could revisit the pushing my mother down the stairs incident, I'd certainly reconsider it.

    Tatum: I like Homer Simpson, he seems like a good man but I will make orphans of his children
    Reporter: They do have a mother champ
    Tatum: Yes but I'd imagine she'd die from gweef


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    #1972
    KnifeWRENCH
    Closed Accounts Posts: 11,148 ✭✭✭✭KnifeWRENCH


    cianl1 wrote: »
    Have the Rolling Stones killed.

    Smithers: "But Sir, those aren't...."
    Mr. Burns: "DO AS I SAY!"


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    #1973
    CyberJuice
    Registered Users Posts: 692 ✭✭✭CyberJuice


    Have you got any Grease?!?

    Yes,Yes we do.

    Well then Grease me up woman!!!


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    #1974
    Professey Chin
    Registered Users Posts: 51,054 ✭✭✭✭Professey Chin


    "What was it my Granpa always used to say to me"
    "Homer, youre dumb as a mule and twice as ugly!"


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    #1975
    Bobby Baccala
    Registered Users Posts: 7,341 ✭✭✭Bobby Baccala


    Skinner: Hamster gnaw through my ballbag!!

    Hamster legs it


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    #1976
    reap-a-rat
    Registered Users Posts: 1,005 ✭✭✭reap-a-rat


    Mega Chin wrote: »
    "What was it my Granpa always used to say to me"
    "Homer, youre dumb as a mule and twice as ugly!"

    If a strange man offers you a ride, I say TAKE IT!


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    #1977
    Il Trap
    Registered Users Posts: 454 ✭✭Il Trap




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    #1978
    Bobby Baccala
    Registered Users Posts: 7,341 ✭✭✭Bobby Baccala


    is that the white box of mystery? ^^


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    #1979
    CyberJuice
    Registered Users Posts: 692 ✭✭✭CyberJuice


    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ozIp-tvw1Qs


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    #1980
    Dunny
    Registered Users Posts: 2,985 ✭✭✭Dunny


    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BA7p5VwAXk0


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    #1981
    the purple tin
    Registered Users Posts: 10,943 ✭✭✭✭the purple tin


    Marge: Oh! Look Homer, The IRS.

    Homer: BOOOOOOOOO!

    IRS Worker: Oh booo yourself.


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