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    #182
    KeithM89_old
    Closed Accounts Posts: 12,806 ✭✭✭✭KeithM89_old


    Marge, it takes two to lie. One to lie, and one to listen.


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    #183
    PerrinV2
    Moderators, Computer Games Moderators Posts: 6,332 Mod ✭✭✭✭PerrinV2


    Damn you rockem sockem robots!,can't we all just get along


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    #184
    Ulysses Gaze
    Closed Accounts Posts: 7,570 ✭✭✭Ulysses Gaze


    Lisa: Dad, we did something very bad!
    Homer: Did you wreck the car?
    Bart: No.
    Homer: Did you raise the dead?
    Lisa: Yes.
    Homer: But the car's okay?
    Bart & Lisa: Uh-huh.
    Homer: All right then.


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    #185
    Herb Powell
    Registered Users Posts: 3,097 ✭✭✭Herb Powell


    Oh Kent, I'd be lying if I said we weren't committing crimes.......


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    #186
    PerrinV2
    Moderators, Computer Games Moderators Posts: 6,332 Mod ✭✭✭✭PerrinV2


    Coyote: Find your soul mate, Homer.
    Homer Simpson: But where? Where?
    Coyote: I'm just your memory. I can't give you any new information.


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    #187
    Busi_Girl08
    Registered Users Posts: 17,932 ✭✭✭✭Busi_Girl08


    The bake sale to raise money for the car wash has been cancelled due to confusion.


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    #188
    Ulysses Gaze
    Closed Accounts Posts: 7,570 ✭✭✭Ulysses Gaze


    Homer: Awww... 20 dollars!? I wanted a peanut.
    Homer's brain: 20 dollars can buy many peanuts!
    Homer: Explain how.
    Homer's brain: Money can be exchanged for goods and services!
    Homer: Woo hoo!


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    #189
    PerrinV2
    Moderators, Computer Games Moderators Posts: 6,332 Mod ✭✭✭✭PerrinV2


    Herb Powell wrote: »
    Oh Kent, I'd be lying if I said we weren't committing crimes.......

    Kent Brockman: Hordes of panicky people seem to be evacuating the town for some unknown reason. Professor, without knowing precisely what the danger is, would you say it's time for our viewers to crack each other's heads open and feast on the goo inside?
    Professor: Yes I would, Kent.


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    #190
    SeaFields
    Registered Users Posts: 6,551 ✭✭✭SeaFields


    Oh the goggles....they dont work!


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    #191
    Daith
    Registered Users Posts: 4,955 ✭✭✭Daith


    I, for one, welcome our new insect overlords


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    #192
    My name is URL
    Registered Users Posts: 25,068 ✭✭✭✭My name is URL


    Remember the time he ate my goldfish? And you lied and said I never had a goldfish. Then why did I have the bowl, Bart? WHY DID I HAVE THE BOWL?!


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    #193
    BluesBerry
    Registered Users Posts: 2,221 ✭✭✭BluesBerry


    Homer -Marge, where do we keep those, erm, metal deeleees for, er, digging food?
    Marge - You mean a spoon?
    Homer -Yeah, yeah


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    #194
    the gob
    Closed Accounts Posts: 45 ✭the gob


    Herb Powell wrote: »
    Guess how many boobs I saw today Marge? Fifteen!

    o mardi gras o mardi gras you see alot of boobies


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    #195
    AnonoBoy
    Closed Accounts Posts: 22,559 ✭✭✭✭AnonoBoy


    SeaFields wrote: »
    Oh the goggles....they dont work!

    Ack! Resisting nerd urge to correct quote......... :mad:


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    #196
    krudler
    Registered Users Posts: 34,788 ✭✭✭✭krudler


    Go banana!


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    #197
    El Weirdo
    Registered Users Posts: 11,647 ✭✭✭✭El Weirdo


    Could you make sure not to scrape my asphalt?

    Kiss my asphalt.


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    #198
    Dudess
    Closed Accounts Posts: 37,214 ✭✭✭✭Dudess


    If he can teach a class, HE can teach a class... I mean I can teach a class!


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    #199
    BluesBerry
    Registered Users Posts: 2,221 ✭✭✭BluesBerry


    I never apologize Marge I'm sorry....... but that is just the way I am


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    #200
    Thephantomsmask
    Registered Users Posts: 1,359 ✭✭✭Thephantomsmask


    Brandine: Can you believe it, Cletus? Another party and we can't go.
    Cletus: Yeah, just cause we's afraid to use an uppity-box.


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    #201
    krudler
    Registered Users Posts: 34,788 ✭✭✭✭krudler


    Well Homer, organised labor has been called a "lumbering dinosaur"
    Aahhh!
    Ok..my producer is telling me not to talk to you anymore
    Woohoo!


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    #202
    Burkatron
    Registered Users Posts: 1,877 ✭✭✭Burkatron


    AnonoBoy wrote: »
    Ack! Resisting nerd urge to correct quote......... :mad:


    Just do it!! ;)

    Check for ringworm!

    The National ringworm association (The other NRA)


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    #203
    Emoran
    Closed Accounts Posts: 442 ✭✭Emoran


    UP AN AT THEM !





    better.


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    #204
    Busi_Girl08
    Registered Users Posts: 17,932 ✭✭✭✭Busi_Girl08


    Dudess wrote: »
    If he can teach a class, HE can teach a class... I mean I can teach a class!


    *doorbell*

    Flanders - "Wehell hello Homer. What can I diddl-"
    Homer - "Can't talk now, Flanders. I have a class to teach!"
    *Runs away*
    Flanders - "But you rang me doo---ugh"


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    #205
    Aldebaran
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,053 ✭✭✭Aldebaran


    Hello, I'm Leonard Nimoy. The following tale of alien encounters is true, and by true, I mean false. Its all lies. But they're entertaining lies, and in the end isn't that the real truth? The answer... is no.


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    #206
    SeaFields
    Registered Users Posts: 6,551 ✭✭✭SeaFields


    AnonoBoy wrote: »
    Ack! Resisting nerd urge to correct quote......... :mad:

    :o


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    #207
    My name is URL
    Registered Users Posts: 25,068 ✭✭✭✭My name is URL


    They only come out in the night. Or in this case, the day time


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    #208
    alwaysadub
    Registered Users Posts: 11,554 ✭✭✭✭alwaysadub


    Abortions for some, miniture American flags for others.


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    #209
    jonnygiles
    Registered Users Posts: 243 ✭✭jonnygiles


    Time to throw on the old wiggum charm.....and head to coppers


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    #210
    Burkatron
    Registered Users Posts: 1,877 ✭✭✭Burkatron


    MICKEY ROONEY!!!


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    #211
    some_dose
    Registered Users Posts: 587 ✭✭✭some_dose


    Isn't it amazing that all of these quotes came from about seasons 3-9. Everything after that was downhill especially when Conan O'Brien stopped writing for them.

    There will never be another cartoon as good as this was in its prime


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