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    #2072
    yupyup7up
    Closed Accounts Posts: 845 ✭✭✭yupyup7up


    Mr. McCraig : "Dr. Nick Riviera!!!"
    Dr. Nick Riviera : "Well if it isn't my old friend Mr. McCraig, with a leg for an arm, and an arm for a leg!"


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    #2073
    krudler
    Registered Users Posts: 34,788 ✭✭✭✭krudler


    yupyup7up wrote: »
    Mr. McCraig : "Dr. Nick Riviera!!!"
    Dr. Nick Riviera : "Well if it isn't my old friend Mr. McCraig, with a leg for an arm, and an arm for a leg!"

    Dr Riviera to the coroners office at once!
    The coroner! I'm so sick of dat guy!
    *opens door to crowd of reporters
    Dr Riviera where are the bodies!
    Such a nice day, tink I'll go out ze window!


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    #2074
    the purple tin
    Registered Users Posts: 10,943 ✭✭✭✭the purple tin


    Moe: OK, when I call your name, uh, you say "present" or "here". Er, no, say "present". Ahem, Anita Bath?
    (laughter from kids)
    Moe: All right, settle down. Anita Bath here?
    (laughter)
    Moe: All right, fine, fine. Maya Buttreeks!
    (more laughter)
    Moe: Hey, what are you laughing at? What? Oh, oh, I get it, I get it. It's my big ears, isn't it, kids? Isn't it? Well, children, I can't help that!
    (Moe runs out of the classroom crying)


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    #2075
    foxyboxer
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,528 ✭✭✭foxyboxer


    krudler wrote: »
    Dr Riviera to the coroners office at once!
    The coroner! I'm so sick of dat guy!
    *opens door to crowd of reporters
    Dr Riviera where are the bodies!
    Such a nice day, tink I'll go out ze window!

    The details of your booking are;
    Outward Journey: 07 Oct 2011
    Departing: Dublin Heuston 17:00
    Arriving: Cork 19:30
    Return Journey: 10 Oct 2011Departing: Cork 06:15
    Arriving: Dublin Heuston 08:45

    Ticket Price:€71.00
    Transaction Fee:€2.00

    Total Cost: €73.00
    PASSENGER(S) TRAVELLING:
    Passenger Name: Dr Nick Riviera
    Dublin Heuston to Cork C32 Standard
    Cork to Dublin Heuston D43 Standard


    :)


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    #2076
    Creature
    Registered Users Posts: 3,005 ✭✭✭Creature


    Homer: Bart since you broke Grandpa's teeth, he gets to break yours.

    Granpa: Oh this is gonna be sweet!


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    #2077
    im invisible
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,372 ✭✭✭im invisible


    Dr. Nick: Don't worry. It's inflammable
    ...
    Inflammable means flammable? What a country!


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    #2078
    foxyboxer
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,528 ✭✭✭foxyboxer


    Quimby: Demand? Who are you to demand anything? You're just a bunch of low income nobodies.

    Advisor: Umm, election in november, election in november.....

    Quimby:     What? Again?.....awww this stoopid country.


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    #2079
    Jordan 199
    Registered Users Posts: 11,940 ✭✭✭✭Jordan 199


    Homer S: Portrait of an ass grabber...


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    #2080
    AlmightyCushion
    Moderators, Education Moderators, Technology & Internet Moderators Posts: 35,078 Mod ✭✭✭✭AlmightyCushion


    Jordan 191 wrote: »
    Homer S: Portrait of an ass grabber...

    Oooo, sounds classy.


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    #2081
    Dudess
    Closed Accounts Posts: 37,214 ✭✭✭✭Dudess


    krudler wrote: »
    its that guys voice that makes his lines funny.

    "I'm looking for a smart hamster"
    "This one writes mysteries under the name J.D. McGregor"
    "how can a hamster write mysteries?"
    "he starts with the ending then works his way backwards....look kid just buy before his mother eats him"
    Hey kid! You look good with that cigarette. Kinda... sophisticated.

    Homer: I'll never doubt you again, son... :(


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    #2082
    Jordan 199
    Registered Users Posts: 11,940 ✭✭✭✭Jordan 199


    Mr Burns: You'll see the Statue of Liberty wearing liederhosen before you see Germans running my plant.

    Kent Brockman: Well then sir, why are you meeting them then?

    Mr Burns: So I can look uncle Fritz square in the monocle and say nein!


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    #2083
    Lady von Purple
    Closed Accounts Posts: 318 ✭✭Lady von Purple


    The episode where Flanders fosters the Simpson kids:

    " Gone Baptizin'! "

    "Oh Lord, why do you hate my trains?"


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    #2084
    cosmicfart
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,298 ✭✭✭cosmicfart


    Dr. Hibbert: Now, a little death anxiety is normal. You can expect to go through five stages. The first is denial.
    Homer: No way! Because I'm not dying!
    Dr. Hibbert: The second is anger.
    Homer: Why you little!
    Dr. Hibbert: After that comes fear.
    Homer: What's after fear? What's after fear?
    Dr. Hibbert: Bargaining.
    Homer: Doc, you gotta get me out of this! I'll make it worth your while!
    Dr. Hibbert: Finally, acceptance.
    Homer: Well, we all gotta go sometime.
    Dr. Hibbert: Mr. Simpson, your progress astounds me.


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    #2085
    corblimey
    Registered Users Posts: 4,475 ✭✭✭corblimey


    Lisa: 'Tis better to remain silent and be thought a fool than to open your mouth and remove all doubt
    Homer's brain: What does that mean? Better say something or they'll think you're stupid
    Homer: Takes one to know one
    Homer's brain: Swish!


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    #2086
    Susie_Q
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,211 ✭✭✭Susie_Q


    [FONT=Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]Lisa: Dad, we did something very bad!
    Homer: Did you wreck the car?
    Bart: No.
    Homer: Did you raise the dead?
    Lisa: Yes.
    Homer: But the car's okay?
    Bart & Lisa: Uh-huh.
    Homer: All right then.    [/FONT]


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    #2087
    derfderf
    Registered Users Posts: 1,588 ✭✭✭derfderf


    But you can't kill me, i'm not krusty, i'm homer simpson.
    The same homer simpson who crashed his car into the wall of our club?
    I mean barney gumble.
    The same barney gumble who keeps taking photos of my sister?
    I mean my real name is, think krusty think, joe valachi.
    The same joe valachi who squealed to the senate about organised crime?
    Eh, benedict arnold.
    The same benedict arnold who wanted to surrender to the hated british?


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    #2088
    the purple tin
    Registered Users Posts: 10,943 ✭✭✭✭the purple tin


    Burns: Somebody up there likes me, Smithers!

    Smithers: Somebody down here likes you too, sir!

    Burns: Shut up!


    [when the power plant is about to blow up and Burns locks Smithers out of his escape pod]
    Smithers: For the love of God sir! There are two seats!

    Burns: I like to put my feet up.


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    #2089
    Simply Red
    Registered Users Posts: 1,291 ✭✭✭Simply Red


    It's not easy to juggle a pregnant wife and a troubled child, but somehow I managed to fit in eight hours of TV a day


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    #2090
    Jordan 199
    Registered Users Posts: 11,940 ✭✭✭✭Jordan 199


    "The leader is good, the leader is great, we surrender our will as of this date."


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    #2091
    Mr Trade In
    Registered Users Posts: 1,705 ✭✭✭Mr Trade In


    Jordan 191 wrote: »
    "The leader is good, the leader is great, we surrender our will as of this date."

    NAH, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah... LEADER.


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    #2092
    Mr Trade In
    Registered Users Posts: 1,705 ✭✭✭Mr Trade In


    2, 4, 6, 8, Homer's crime was very great!

    Great meaning large or immense, we use it in the pejorative sense!


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    #2093
    derfderf
    Registered Users Posts: 1,588 ✭✭✭derfderf


    Stan, stan, he's our boy.
    If he can't do it noone.....will.


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    #2094
    edgecutter
    Registered Users Posts: 2,006 ✭✭✭edgecutter


    (Homer to Marge's sisters)
    Time to take out the trash, but first I'm going to have to ask you to leave


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    #2095
    Jordan 199
    Registered Users Posts: 11,940 ✭✭✭✭Jordan 199


    Homer: Gee, if some snot-nosed little kid sent me to prison, I'd find out where he lives and tear him a new bellybutton!


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    #2096
    Jordan 199
    Registered Users Posts: 11,940 ✭✭✭✭Jordan 199


    justryan wrote: »
    Monorail Monorail Monorail Monorail Monorail Monorail Monorail Monorail Monorail Monorail Monorail Monorail Monorail Monorail Monorail Monorail Monorail Monorail Monorail Monorail

    Is there a chance the track would bend?


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    #2097
    kieran26
    Registered Users Posts: 247 ✭✭kieran26


    Jordan 191 wrote: »
    Is there a chance the track would bend?

    not on your life my hindu friend


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    #2098
    kieran26
    Registered Users Posts: 247 ✭✭kieran26


    Chief Wiggum

    take them away boys, one count of being a bear and.....one count of being an accessory of being a bear


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    #2099
    GLaDOS
    Moderators, Regional East Moderators Posts: 23,220 Mod ✭✭✭✭GLaDOS


    I hear those things are awfully loud?

    It flies as softly as a cloud!
    Jordan 191 wrote: »
    Is there a chance the track would bend?
    kieran26 wrote: »
    not on your life my hindu friend

    What about us brain dead slobs?

    Cake, and grief counseling, will be available at the conclusion of the test



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    #2100
    kieran26
    Registered Users Posts: 247 ✭✭kieran26


    ScienceNerd wrote: »





    What about us brain dead slobs?



    you'll be given cushy jobs!


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    #2101
    GLaDOS
    Moderators, Regional East Moderators Posts: 23,220 Mod ✭✭✭✭GLaDOS


    Were you sent here by the devil?

    Cake, and grief counseling, will be available at the conclusion of the test



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