Dental plan!

Glico Man

Hi, I'm Troy McClure, you might remember me from such driver's ed films as "Alice's Adventures through the Windshield Glass" and "The Decapitation of Larry Leadfoot".

Hi, I'm Troy McClure, you might remember me from such films as "The Erotic Adventures of Hercules" and "Dial 'M' for Murderousness"

pokertalk

I was jitter buggin that very night!

LH Pathe

My teeth are coming along just fine; thank you simpsons nurds.

Reamer Fanny

Eat my shorts

AlmightyCushion

justryan wrote: »

Eat my shorts

Yes, eat all of our shirts.

Reamer Fanny

AlmightyCushion wrote: »

justryan wrote: »

Eat my shorts

Yes, eat all of our shirts.

Tod: "show me your T---"
Ned: "it says show me your tie"

Reamer Fanny

Bed goes up bed goes down Bed goes up bed goes down Bed goes up bed goes down

IvyTheTerrible

Can't sleep, clown'll eat me.

corblimey

Marge: Have you been drinking?
Homer: No! Well, ten beers

Doing this from memory so bits could be wrong.

Homer: There is one more question. The where abouts of Mod Flanders?

Mod (standing right beside him): I'm right here.

Homer: Oh I see. Then every things rapped up in a neat little package!? What?.... I'm serious. Sorry if it sounded sarcastic.

the purple tin

justryan wrote: »

Eat my shorts

I believe I'll start, as you've so often suggested by eating your shorts.

Lord Derpington

Deleted User wrote: »

Doing this from memory so bits could be wrong.

Homer: There is one more question. The where abouts of Mod Flanders?

Mod (standing right beside him): I'm right here.

Homer: Oh I see. Then every things rapped up in a neat little package!? What?.... I'm serious. Sorry if it sounded sarcastic.

close but no cigar

Simpsons wrote:

Bart: But I saw the murder and then I saw you bury the corpse in the back yard!
Ned: (crying) All right, it's true. I am a murderer! (everyone gasps) I over watered Maude's favorite ficus plant, I panicked, then I buried the remains. I was hoping to replace it before you got home.
Bart: But I heard a woman scream.
Ned: Oh? Well, now that I can't explain.
Lou: (holding up plant) Found it, Chief.
Ned: (screams like a woman)
Bart: Oh. Well, I guess that explains everything.
Homer: Not everything. There's still the little matter of the whereabouts of your wife.
Maude: Um, I'm right here.
Homer: (sarcastic) Oh, I see. Then everything is wrapped up in a neat little package. (everyone looks at him) Really, I mean that. Sorry if it sounded sarcastic.

hardybuck

Hi I'm Troy McClure. You may remember my from such medical films as "Alice Doesn't Live Anymore" and Mommy, Whats Wrong With That Man's Face?"

Hi. I'm Troy McClure. You may remember me from such public service videos as "Designated Drivers, the Lifesaving Nerds" and "Phony Tornado Alarms Reduce Readiness".

foxyboxer

Come to Homer-cles.

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Homer: Marge, I'd like to be alone with the sandwich for a moment.
Marge: Are you going to eat it?
Homer: [pause] Yes.

hardybuck

Moe: Moe's Tavern. Hold on, I'll check...Hey everybody! I'm a stupid moron, with an ugly face, and a big butt, and my butt smells, and I like to kiss my own butt.

dan1895

foxyboxer wrote: »

Come to Homer-cles.

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Homer: Marge, I'd like to be alone with the sandwich for a moment.
Marge: Are you going to eat it?
Homer: [pause] Yes.

Homercules cares not for beans

the purple tin

Troy McClure: As I said to Dolores Montonegro in Calling All Quakers; "have it your way, baby"

Mr Trade In

Posy wrote: »

I used to be with it, then they changed what 'it' was.
Now what I'm with isn't it, and what's it seems weird and scary to me.

It'll happen to you!

Jordan 199

Smilin' Joe Fission: Nuclear energy, our misunderstood friend.

Funglegunk

aaronh007 wrote: »

Hi, I'm Troy McClure, you might remember me from such driver's ed films as "Alice's Adventures through the Windshield Glass" and "The Decapitation of Larry Leadfoot".

Here's an appealing fellow. In fact, they're a-peeling him off the sidewalk.

Jordan 199

Homer: Apu, I'd like you to drop the charges against my wife.

Apu: No offense, Mr. Homer, but were putting that bitch on ice!

Homer: Now c'mon! I'm your best customer!

Apu: I'm sorry, Mr. Homer, but it's the policy of the Kwik-E-Mart and its parent corporation Nordyne Defense Dynamics to prosecute shoplifters to the full extent of the law.

the purple tin

Lionel Hutz: Well, I didn't win. Here's your pizza.

Marge: But we did win!

Lionel Hutz: That's OK, the box is empty.

sensibleken

"Old man yells at cloud"

Jordan 199

"Bones heal, chicks dig scars and the United Sates of America has the best doctor-to-daredevil ratio in the world!"

Benicetomonty

Where can we get these placebos?!

jebuz

Marge: I'm almost done, and tell Bart to get out of my purse.

[cut to the view of the kitchen from outdoors. Bart is rummaging through Marge's purse. Homer comes in and says something to him, although we cannot hear it. Bart shrugs, and then the two of them resume their rummaging]

My name is URL

Homer: Look kids - I just got my party invitations back from the printers!
Lisa: 'Come to Homer's BBBQ. The extra B is for BYOBB'
Bart: What's that extra B for?
Homer: That's a typo.

Jordan 199

"Hi, I'm Troy McClure. You may remember me from such cartoons as 'Christmas Ape' and 'Christmas Ape Goes to Summer Camp.'"

the purple tin

Hello Selma Bouvier? It's Troy McClure. You may remember me from such dates as last nights dinner.

dan1895

Remove the rock of shame.

Woo-hoo!

Attach the rock of triumph

D'oh!