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    #2222
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 0 ✭ [Deleted User]


    Up und at them.


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    #2223
    Bobby Baccala
    Registered Users Posts: 7,341 ✭✭✭Bobby Baccala


    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hWOExbcYbl0


    This isnt my house.


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    #2224
    AulBiddy
    Registered Users Posts: 348 ✭✭AulBiddy


    GO BANANA!


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    #2225
    ff9999
    Registered Users Posts: 218 ✭✭ff9999


    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Lzpk5dMhVE4


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    #2226
    Jordan 199
    Registered Users Posts: 11,940 ✭✭✭✭Jordan 199


    "'Spin-off:' is there any word more thrilling to the human soul? Hi! I'm Troy McClure! You may remember me from such TV spin-offs as 'Son of Sanford and Son' and 'After Mannix.'''

    Troy McClure is gold :D


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    #2227
    Immaculate Pasta
    Registered Users Posts: 1,663 ✭✭✭Immaculate Pasta


    *hears thud*

    Hello, that sounds like a pig fainting!


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    #2228
    corblimey
    Registered Users Posts: 4,475 ✭✭✭corblimey


    I didn't think it was physically possible, but this both sucks and blows


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    #2229
    Riddle101
    Registered Users Posts: 8,409 ✭✭✭Riddle101


    Homer: Hello Dondelinger
    Principal Dondelinger: That's Mr Dondelinger!!!

    Superintendent Chalmers: (through bullhorn) Skinner, get off of my school.
    Principal Skinner: No, you get off of my school.
    Marge: Homer, Bart's up there!
    Homer: (taking bullhorn from Chalmers) Gimmie that. (through bullhorn) Bart, this is your father. Do you know where the remote is? I looked all over the house.
    Bart: Did you check your pocket?
    (Homer checks and find that the remote was in his back pocket)
    Homer: (throws the bullhorn to Marge) It was... (lowers bullhorn) it was in my pocket

    Principal Skinner: (over the PA) The bake sale to raise money for the car wash has been canceled due to confusion.

    Maude Flanders: Just a minute, Edna. I don't think we're talking about love here. We are talking about S-E-X, in front of the C-H-I-L-D-R-E-N!
    Krusty: Sex Cauldron? I thought they closed that place down!

    Bart: I guess we could go to Martin's party.
    Milhouse: I don't know. If we're seen there, it will definitely take our social standing down a notch.
    Bart: We're what now, 3?
    Milhouse: 3 and a half. We get beat up, but we get an explanation.


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    #2230
    sensibleken
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,650 ✭✭✭sensibleken


    aargh! stop pumeling me! Its really painfull!


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    #2231
    ff9999
    Registered Users Posts: 218 ✭✭ff9999


    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lWL16hYWCcY


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    #2232
    Glico Man
    Registered Users Posts: 8,280 ✭✭✭Glico Man


    Frank Grimes: God he eats like a pig.
    Lenny: I don't know, pigs tend to chew. I'd say he eats more like a duck


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    #2233
    Creature
    Registered Users Posts: 3,005 ✭✭✭Creature


    You can't catch a football? Let's see if you can catch a rock!


    Lisa: Watch yourself dad, you're the highly suggestable type.
    Homer: Yes, I am the highly suggestable type.


    This so called "new religion" is nothing but a pack of weird rituals and
    chants designed to take away the money of fools. Now let us say the Lord's
    prayer 40 times but first let's pass the collection plate.


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    #2234
    Glico Man
    Registered Users Posts: 8,280 ✭✭✭Glico Man


    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EZBcPIDKyCw


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    #2235
    paddy kerins
    Site Banned Posts: 1,856 ✭✭✭paddy kerins


    We all agree that this is gonna be the best vacation ever or else we're breaking up and moving to different families.



    Welcome to the club, Number 908. You have joined the Sacred Order of the Stonecutters, who since ancient times have split the rocks of ignorance that obscure the light of knowledge and truth... Now let's all get drunk and play ping pong!


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    #2236
    Jordan 199
    Registered Users Posts: 11,940 ✭✭✭✭Jordan 199


    Homer: Just resting my eyes boss!

    Burns: Ah yes. A rested employee is a vigilant employee.


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    #2237
    FetchTheGin
    Closed Accounts Posts: 857 ✭✭✭FetchTheGin


    Well McGarnagle, Billy is dead! They slit his throat from ear to ear.

    Hey I'm trying to eat lunch here!


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    #2238
    im invisible
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,372 ✭✭✭im invisible


    Horst: Do we have any alcoholics among us?
    [hands slowly go up]
    Man 1: Uh, me?
    Man 2: Right here.
    Man 3: I'm drunk right now!

    ********

    Horst: Homer, could ve have a word with you?

    Homer: No.

    Horst: I must have phrased that badly.
    My English is, how you say, inelegant.
    I meant to say, may we have a brief friendly chat.

    Homer: No!

    Horst: Once again, I have failed. [consults phrasebook]
    We request the pleasure of your company for a free exchange of ideas.

    Homer: [runs away in panic]


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    #2239
    Cill Dara Abu
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,851 ✭✭✭Cill Dara Abu


    "Duffman can't breathe" Oohhh yeeeeeeeaaaaaah..


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    #2240
    Jordan 199
    Registered Users Posts: 11,940 ✭✭✭✭Jordan 199


    "Live from Hawaii's beautiful Molokai Island: we're not just for lepers anymore! It's 'Carnival of the Stars!' I'm your host, Troy McClure! You may remember me from such films as The Erotic Adventures of Hercules and Dial M for Murderousness. Tonight, we'll see Angela Lansbury walk on hot coals! Excitement, She Wrote!"


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    #2241
    Reamer Fanny
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,828 ✭✭✭Reamer Fanny


    Is there a chance the track could bend?

    Not on your life, my Hindu friend


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    #2242
    corblimey
    Registered Users Posts: 4,475 ✭✭✭corblimey


    im invisible wrote: »
    Horst: Do we have any alcoholics among us?
    [hands slowly go up]
    Man 1: Uh, me?
    Man 2: Right here.
    Man 3: I'm drunk right now!

    ********

    Horst: Homer, could ve have a word with you?

    Homer: No.

    Horst: I must have phrased that badly.
    My English is, how you say, inelegant.
    I meant to say, may we have a brief friendly chat.

    Homer: No!

    Horst: Once again, I have failed. [consults phrasebook]
    We request the pleasure of your company for a free exchange of ideas.

    Homer: [runs away in panic]

    Attention workers, we have completed our evaluation of the plant. We regret to announce the following lay-offs, which I will read in alphabetical order. Simpson, Homer. ... That is all.


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    #2243
    the purple tin
    Registered Users Posts: 10,943 ✭✭✭✭the purple tin


    Barlow: My friends, Bob is a political prisoner. I want
    every loyal listener to do everything they can to get him out of
    jail.
    Moe: All right, you heard the man. One grenade
    each. I]hands them out[/I
    Barney: Moe, I think he meant through nonviolent, grassroots political
    action.
    Moe: Aw, geez, really, you think so? All right, give 'em
    back. C'mon, everybody, give 'em back.
    Hey! Hey! Who pulled the pin on this one?


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    #2244
    Bobby Baccala
    Registered Users Posts: 7,341 ✭✭✭Bobby Baccala




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    #2245
    foxyboxer
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,528 ✭✭✭foxyboxer


    BI-MON-SCI-FI-CON

    Aide: People! This man has actually been in outer Space!
    Krabbapel: Ha! No one cares.
    Armstrong: This is one small step towards firing your ass!!


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    #2246
    Jordan 199
    Registered Users Posts: 11,940 ✭✭✭✭Jordan 199


    "So we marched day and night by the big cooling tower, they had the plant but we had the power"


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    #2247
    NothingMan
    Registered Users Posts: 11,178 ✭✭✭✭NothingMan


    Jordan 191 wrote: »
    "So we marched day and night by the big cooling tower, they had the plant but we had the power"

    Now play Classical Gas!


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    #2248
    foxyboxer
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,528 ✭✭✭foxyboxer


    NothingMan wrote: »
    Now play Classical Gas!

    Where's my Burritto?! Where's my Burritto!?


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    #2249
    GLaDOS
    Moderators, Regional East Moderators Posts: 23,221 Mod ✭✭✭✭GLaDOS


    Jordan 191 wrote: »
    "So we marched day and night by the big cooling tower, they had the plant but we had the power"
    Look at them all, through the darkness I'm bringing. They're not sad at all, they'are actually singing! They sing without juicers, they sing without blenders, they sing without flungers, cabdabblers, and smendlers!

    Cake, and grief counseling, will be available at the conclusion of the test



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    #2250
    IvySlayer
    Registered Users Posts: 17,187 ✭✭✭✭IvySlayer


    Stop chasing Ganesh, you'll just suffer more wrath!!!


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    #2251
    Thundercats Ho
    Registered Users Posts: 2,570 ✭✭✭Thundercats Ho


    What was i laughing at again? oh yes, that crippled Irishman. woah ho ho.
    Burns: Oh, I'll never forget my carefree boyhood days on this old
    boardwalk.... [flashback to Mr. Burns driving a bumper car -- straight into the legs of a workman]

    Workman: Why you -- oh! Master Burns. I mean, carry on! [Young Burns smashes him repeatedly] Ah! Oh! Ow! Oh, me leg's gone gimpy. Who will provide for me little ones?


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