Dental plan!

Jordan 199

justryan wrote: »

Is there a chance the track could bend?

Not on your life, my Hindu friend

I've sold Monorails to Ogdenville, North Haverbrook and Brockway.

Otis Driftwood

Lenny sitting at the traffic lights when they change them to red and amber only

Come on,come on




/speeds off





Wow,Im making record time




If only I had somewhere to be

Tragamin2k2

FLIM SPRINGFIELD

Cill Dara Abu

Marge: Mr burns called he said if you dont go in tomorro dont bother coming in monday.

Homer: "whoohoo! four day weekend" !!

Jordan 199

"Hello, I'm Troy McClure. You might remember me from such films as The Boatjacking of Super-Ship 79 and Hydro: The Man with the Hydraulic Arms."

mackeire

MENDOZA!!!

Jordan 199

"Watchout Radioactive Man!"

"Looks like we're in trouble Fallout Boy"

mfdc

Moe: You gotta give me back my floor, my customers are walkin' around on the pipes!
Repo guy: Eeh... next time, pay your bills.
Moe: But I don't want to!

Homer: What country is this car from?
Salesman: It no longer exists...

PUT IT IN H!

Ralph: Look Big Daddy, it's regular daddy!
Big Daddy: The chief! Oh I s'pose I best run! Lord'a mercy I wish I weren't so fat...

the purple tin

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3W1OrcMPMb0

Galway K9

Jordan 191 wrote: »

I've sold Monorails to Ogdenville, North Haverbrook and Brockway.

Now arriving in Brockway.....:D

Jordan 199

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YKUOB8MN4Kc

the purple tin

Sideshow Bob: Selma, would you mind if I did something bold and shocking in front of your family?

Selma: All right... but no tongues.

Sideshow Bob: Although kissing you would be like kissing some divine ashtray, that's not what I had in mind. Selma, will you marry me?

Bart: Don't be a fool, Aunt Selma! That man is scum.

Selma: Then call me Mrs. Scum.

Brendog

Leonard Nemoy: "A solar eclipse. The cosmic ballet, goes on"

Passenger: "Does ANYBODY wanna switch seats?"

Brendog

ITS DIGNITY!!!

DON'T YOU KNOW DIGNITY WHEN YOU SEE IT?!?!?!

Brendog

Bart: Uh its hard for us to leave when you're standing there Mom.

Homer: Push her down son!

Jordan 199

Falcon Man: Grasping the child firmly in his talons, Socrates here will fly him to safety. Just watch (falcon flies away) I don't think he's coming back.

Sailor: With this hook, and this hunk of chocolate, i'll land your boy. And i'll clean him for free.

Professor Fink: Although we can't reach the boy, we can freeze him with liquid Nitrogen so that future generations can rescue him.

im invisible

for the day thats in it

http://www.mojvideo.com/video-the-simpsons-no-on-24/ebf73c383f679a889fa3

AulBiddy

SILENT ALARM ACTIVATED!

Jordan 199

mfdc wrote: »

Homer: What country is this car from?
Salesman: It no longer exists...

Ah that's when Homer went to Crazy Vaclav's Place of Automobiles
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Homer testing a Bentley from Springfield Bentley with Homer as the driver and the sales rep in the passenger seat:

Homer to sales rep: 'What's the difference between this car and a train, which I can also afford?'

Jordan 199

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=84aRTri8AAk

leggo

"Well if it isn't my old friend Mr McGregg - with a leg for an arm and an arm for a leg!"

Jordan 199

Moe: Flaming Moe's.

Bart: Uh, yes, I'm looking for a friend of mine. Last name Jass. First name Hugh.

Moe: Hold on, i'll check. Hugh Jass! Can somebody check the mens toilet for a Hugh Jass?!

Man to Moe: I'm Hugh Jass.

Moe to Hugh: telephone.

Hugh: Hello, this is Hugh Jass.

Bart: Uh, Hi.

Hugh: Who's this?

Bart: Bart Simpson.

Hugh: Well, what can I do for you Bart?

Bart: Look, i'll level with you mister. This is a prank call that sort of backfired and i'll like to bail out right now.

Hugh: All right. Better luck next time. What a nice young man.

Bobby Baccala

Kent Brockman: …And the fluffy kitten played with that ball of string all through the night. On a lighter note, a Kwik-E-Mart clerk was brutally murdered last night.

anto_daly

qwerty93

Marge: We're too late!
Cobb: I shouldn't have stopped for that haircut. Sorry.

Jordan 199

Moe: Moe's Tavern.

Bart: Is Mr. Freely there?

Moe: Who?

Bart: Freely, first initials I.P.

Moe talking to customers: Hold on, i'll check. Is I. P. Freely here? Hey everybody! I.P. Freely!

Moe to Bart: Wait a minute, listen to me you lousy bum. When I get hold of you, you're dead. I swear i'm gonna slice your heart in half!

Homer: You'll get that punk someday, Moe?

Moe: I don't know. He's tough to catch. He keeps changing his name.

paddy kerins

Somebody had to take the babysitter home, then I noticed she was sitting on-her-sweet can- I grab-her-sweet can- ooh just thinking about-her-sweet can- I just wish I had-her-sweet-sweet-swe-swe-sweet can-

Jordan 199

I passed the first test. I didn't go blind.

Brendog

"Kippers for breakfast aunt Helga? Is it St. Swithin's Day already?"


"Tis!" replied aunt Helga

Jordan 199

Ned to a laughing Rod and Todd: Knock that off, you two. It's time for church.

Todd: We're not going to church today.

Ned: What? You give me one good reason!

Rod: It's Saturday!

Ned: Okely-dokely-do!