Dental plan!

Skylinehead

DazMarz

Oh no! English side ruined! Must use French instructions.... Le Grille!?!?!? What the Hell is that?!?!?!

Jordan 199

Dr. Zaius, Dr. Zaius!/Dr. Zaius, Dr. Zaius!/Dr. Zaius, Dr. Zaius!/Oh Dr, Zaius/Dr. Zaius, Dr. Zaius!

Troy: What's wrong with me?

Dr Zaius: I think you're crazy.

Troy: I want a second opinion.

Dr. Zaius: You're also lazy.

Dr. Zaius, Dr. Zaius!/Dr. Zaius, Dr. Zaius!/Dr. Zaius, Dr. Zaius!/Oh Dr, Zaius/Dr. Zaius, Dr. Zaius!

Troy: Can I play the piano anymore?

Dr. Zaius: Of course you can.

Troy: Well I couldn't before.

Dr. Zaius, Dr. Zaius!/Dr. Zaius, Dr. Zaius!/Dr. Zaius, Dr. Zaius!/Oh Dr, Zaius/Dr. Zaius, Dr. Zaius!

Jordan 199

From Chimpan A to Chimpan Z, you've finally made a monkey out of me.

im invisible

from one that was on today (yesterday)

Marge: I]thinking[/I Everywhere I look, someone is breaking the law.
Dog, no leash. Man, littering. Horse, not wearing diaper.
Car parked across _three_ handicap spaces...I]spoken[/I Homer!
Homer: Hey, Marge. How's my little piglet?
Marge: Homer, I'm on duty.
Homer: Heh heh, that's OK, I'm supposed to be working too. I]chuckles[/I

Jesus Wept

Mooching war widows.

IvyTheTerrible

Jordan 191 wrote: »

Dr. Zaius, Dr. Zaius!/Dr. Zaius, Dr. Zaius!/Dr. Zaius, Dr. Zaius!/Oh Dr, Zaius/Dr. Zaius, Dr. Zaius!

Troy: What's wrong with me?

Dr Zaius: I think you're crazy.

Troy: I want a second opinion.

Dr. Zaius: You're also lazy.

Dr. Zaius, Dr. Zaius!/Dr. Zaius, Dr. Zaius!/Dr. Zaius, Dr. Zaius!/Oh Dr, Zaius/Dr. Zaius, Dr. Zaius!

Troy: Can I play the piano anymore?

Dr. Zaius: Of course you can.

Troy: Well I couldn't before.

Dr. Zaius, Dr. Zaius!/Dr. Zaius, Dr. Zaius!/Dr. Zaius, Dr. Zaius!/Oh Dr, Zaius/Dr. Zaius, Dr. Zaius!

I love legitimate theatre!

corblimey

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N-z-puGaImE

padd b1975

"The rod up that guy's butt must have a rod up it's butt".

Jordan 199

Homer answers door to Kang and Kudos and replies: Oh, Mormons!

Sgt Hartman

Hi I'm Troy McClure. You might remember me from such other medical films as "Alice doesn't live anymore" and "Mommy, what's wrong with that man's face?"

cosmicfart

[Bart jumps out way to avoid Australian boot in the Ass, pulls down jocks to show 'dont tread on' me written on his arse]

laters

Marge: Bart I wish you could have shown a different way to patriotic

Lisa: I'm surprised you were able to write so legibly on your own butt!!!

padd b1975

Darling where are my shoes?

In the den!!


May god have mercy on us all!

cosmicfart

Host: Okay, Ron, which one of our girls said the following about you: 'He looked so sexy, I hoped that we would have sex?'
Ron: Well, that's a tough one since I did the deed with Uda, Candy and Shasta…
Shasta (giggling): It's true alright!
Ron: …But I’m gonna have to go with Shasta since she liked making bacon on the beach.
Homer (watching TV): Ooooh, me too….
<dreams of cooking bacon on the beach>
Ooohhh, bacon drool

Glico Man

DazMarz wrote: »

Oh no! English side ruined! Must use French instructions.... Le Grille!?!?!? What the Hell is that?!?!?!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qhNyG5838CE

talla10

Sideshow Bob; Attention evergreen terrace. I will not be killing the following ; Ned Flanders, Maud Flanders, Rod & Todd Flanders. Marge Simpson, Homer Simpson, Lisa Simpson and little baby Simpson. That is all.

Homer( bursts into barts room); Hey Bart you Hea...oh right..

======

Marge; You awful man. Stay away from my family.

Sideshow Bob; Oh i'll stay away all right.....stay away forever!!....wait that's no good........................... Oh wait i've got a good one now. Marge say stay away from my family again!

Marge; No!

Wetai

http://www.gamefaqs.com/boards/915974-the-simpsons/51575369

Glico Man

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h-E5NaWlBuc

Jordan 199

I was lying in bed in the early hours of this morning thinking what a freakin' great thread this is.

All the regular Simpson characters are mentioned, as well as one off characters such as Hank Scorpio, each with their own distinct personalities and traits.

The quotes are brilliant, so credit to those for posting and keeping this thread alive.

Now, release the hounds...

coonecb1

Can you name the truck with four wheel drive,
smells like a steak and seats thirty-five..

Canyonero! Canyonero!

Well, it goes real slow with the hammer down,
It's the country-fried truck endorsed by a clown!

Canyonero! (Yah!) Canyonero!
[Krusty:] Hey Hey

The Federal Highway comission has ruled the
Canyonero unsafe for highway or city driving.

Canyonero!

12 yards long, 2 lanes wide,
65 tons of American Pride!

Canyonero! Canyonero!

Top of the line in utility sports,
Unexplained fires are a matter for the courts!

Canyonero! Canyonero! (Yah!)

She blinds everybody with her super high beams,
She's a squirrel crushing, deer smacking, driving machine!

Canyonero!-oh woah, Canyonero! (Yah!)

Drive Canyonero!

Woah Canyonero!

Woah!

Jordan 199

"Why, everything! Policemen, trees, sunshine, and let's not forget the folks who just don't feel like workin', God bless 'em!"

padd b1975

Jordan 191 wrote: »

I was lying in bed in the early hours of this morning thinking what a freakin' great thread this is.

All the regular Simpson characters are mentioned, as well as one off characters such as Hank Scorpio, each with their own distinct personalities and traits.

The quotes are brilliant, so credit to those for posting and keeping this thread alive.

Now, release the hounds...

Anyone else think that youtube links don't really fit well on this thread? Typed quotes just seem funnier to me.

Jordan 199

padd b1975 wrote: »

Anyone else think that youtube links don't really fit well on this thread? Typed quotes just seem funnier to me.

I prefer typed quotes myself, but if people want to put in youtube vids, let them if they want to I'd say. Best not be strict with a thread like this

padd b1975

Homer Simpson!!

Well if that does'nt put the dink in goinkydink!

Johnny D. Mudd

Chief Wiggum: "Gee, I'd hate to close you down. Maybe we can reach a little, uh, understanding here."

Homer: "I understand."

Bart: "Um, hey, Dad, I— I think he wants—"

Homer: "Not right now, son. Daddy's talking to a policeman."

Chief Wiggum: "Uh, let me put it this way. I'm looking for my friend Bill. Have you seen any Bills around here?"

Homer: "No. He's Bart."

Chief Wiggum: "I— Listen carefully, and watch me wink as I speak, okay? The guy I'm really looking for—wink—is Mr. Bribe—wink, wink."

Homer: "It's a ring toss game."

Chief Wiggum: "All right, that's it, I'm shutting this game down."

Dunny

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VUSWQD7tI6c

TV respects me. It laughs with me, not at me....

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V_-e_iSFE6g

D'oh!

PandyAndy

This thread is dedicated to the Steelworkers of America - Keep reaching for that rainbow!

talla10

Lisa; Any room for me?? (gasps all round) Thats right a girl wants to play football, What do you think of that??

Flanders; Thats super duper Lisa we already have three girls.

Lisa(disappointed); You do??

Flanders; Uh ha But we'd love to have ya aboard.

Lisa; Well i don't know. I mean, what kind of twisted game kicks around the skin of an innocent pig???

Sheri; The balls are made from reused materials.

Teri; And for every ball we buy a dollar goes to Amnesty International.

Lisa (eyes full of tears); I gotta go!!

D_D

Reverend Lovejoy: "It's all over, people! We don't have a prayer!"