Dental plan!

Jordan 199

In theory Communism worked. In theory.

ascanbe

Run Marge!!
Pump those crazy legs!

paddy kerins

Lawyer:"What about that tattoo on your chest, doesn't it say 'Die, Bart, Die'?"
Sideshow Bob:"Why, no. That's German for 'The Bart, The'"
Parole board"No one who speaks German could be an evil man"

Giruilla

paddy kerins wrote: »

Lawyer:"What about that tattoo on your chest, doesn't it say 'Die, Bart, Die'?"
Sideshow Bob:"Why, no. That's German for 'The Bart, The'"
Parole board"No one who speaks German could be an evil man"

the simpsons

Dunny

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OpNtbyz3DEE

bb1234567

whats this thread about exactly? the simpsons in general or just dental plan episode, was that episode especially funny or something?

padd b1975

bb1234567 wrote: »

whats this thread about exactly? the simpsons in general or just dental plan episode, was that episode especially funny or something?

Jesus christ!!

A thread 159 pages long of Simpson quotes and you ask what its about!

bb1234567

padd b1975 wrote: »

Jesus christ!!

A thread 159 pages long of Simpson quotes and you ask what its about!

sorry im a stupid :P

bb1234567

Ralph: Me fail English? That’s unpossible.

bb1234567

Save me Jeebus:)

padd b1975

bb1234567 wrote: »

Save me Jeebus:)

Well done, 2 more quality quotes to add to the list.

bb1234567

Burns to Audience- Were you saying boo or boo-urns.
Crowd-Boo
Hans Moleman-I was saying Boo-urns.

bb1234567

Ralph: Mrs. Krabappel and Principal Skinner were in the closet making babies and I saw one of the babies and then the baby looked at me.

another one -
Superintendent Chalmers: I’ve had it with this school, Skinner. Low test scores, class after class of ugly, ugly children…

padd b1975

Stoned Homer: WE HAVE A KITCHEN!!

Dunny

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OflgZ9iELhY

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B0dWcWM8vXU

mackg

padd b1975 wrote: »

Anyone else think that youtube links don't really fit well on this thread? Typed quotes just seem funnier to me.

Looks at all Krudlers thanks, considers starting alternate thread in cool vids pics and links :cool:

padd b1975

mackg wrote: »

Looks at all Krudlers thanks, considers starting alternate thread in cool vids pics and links :cool:

Never underestimate the power of the written word my friend.

Thanks can easily be removed.

mfdc

D_D wrote: »

Reverend Lovejoy: "It's all over, people! We don't have a prayer!"

I just gotta say I really, really love this moment. The timing is perfect, the way he's waving his arms around, the desperate yell/scream at the end of it... absolutely perfect.

Arnie Pie: With the only bridge out of town gone and the airport unfortunately on the other side of the bridge, several people are trying to jump the gorge in their cars.
*scream in background*
Arnie Pie: It's a testament to the never-give-up, and never-think-things-through spirit of our city.

Kent Brockman: Over the years, there are certain things a newsman learns that for one reason or another he... just cannot report. Doesn't seem to matter now, so... the following people are gay.
*cheery music, names flying by on screen*
Marge: Turn it off!
Homer: *writing furiously* Juuust a second...

PREZ SEZ SCHOOL IS FOR LOSERS

Class episode all around!

padd b1975

"Billy Corgan, Smashing Pumpkins."
"Homer Simpson, smiling politely."

the purple tin

They say the greatest tragedy is when a father outlives his son.
I've never fully understood why that is. Frankly, I can see an upside to it.

Brendog

DDDDAAAAYYYYYRRRRLLLLLL

DDDDAAAAYYYYYYRRRRRRLLLLLLLL

padd b1975

"If its pale and yella, you've got juice there fella,

If its dark and brown, you're in cider town".

Busi_Girl08

padd b1975 wrote: »

"If its pale and yella, you've got juice there fella,

If its dark and brown, you're in cider town".

"Well you can stick around if you want to but I'm out of here"

..........................

*collapse*

Jordan 199

Hank: Good afternoon gentlemen. This is Scorpio. I have a doomsday device. You have 72 hours to deliver the gold. Or face the consequences. And proving I'm not bluffing, watch this... (Hank blows up a bridge).

UN Member 1: Oh, my god! The 59th street bridge!

UN Member 2: Maybe it just collapsed on it's own.

UN Member 1: We can't take that chance.

UN Member 2: You always say that. I want to take a chance!

Rega

So I says to Mabel, I says . . . . .

dominiquecruz

Rainier Wolfcastle giving award: What is it about music that enchants us? The notes.

Sam Vimes

Dealer: 19
Homer: Hit me
Dealer: 20
Homer: Hit me
Dealer: 21
Homer: Hit me
Dealer: 22
Homer: D'oh!

Acacia

Classic-

"I deride your truth-handling abilities! No truth- handler, you!"- Sideshow Bob.



Obscure, but hilarious-

Samantha Stanky- "I'm a good student, Principal Skinner!"

Skinner - "Yeah,sure, and they told me I'd get a big parade when I got back from 'Nam... instead, they spat on me... I can still feel it searing!... Anyway, let's see how the old permanent record holds up!"
:pac:

AlmightyCushion

Acacia wrote: »

Obscure, but hilarious-

Samantha Stanky- "I'm a good student, Principal Skinner!"

Skinner - "Yeah,sure, and they told me I'd get a big parade when I got back from 'Nam... instead, they spat on me... I can still feel it searing!... Anyway, let's see how the old permanent record holds up!"
:pac:

Is that one of the ones where skinner tilts his chair into the shadows? Always loved those bits.

Acacia

AlmightyCushion wrote: »

Is that one of the ones where skinner tilts his chair into the shadows? Always loved those bits.

Yeah! Old classic Simpsons when Skinner was a cool war vet!

Here's the vid (actually my quote was slightly off , but ah well!)-

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NRALD79ci1k