Dental plan!

mfdc

AlmightyCushion wrote: »

Is that one of the ones where skinner tilts his chair into the shadows? Always loved those bits.

Johnny... JOHNNNYYY!!!!!
Cool, I broke his brain.

Jordan 199

Hank Scorpio: By the way Homer, what's your least favourite country? Italy or France?

Homer: France.

Hank Scorpio: Heh heh heh. Nobody ever says Italy...

keithb93

Is there a chance the track could bend?
Not on your life, my Hindu friend.

coonecb1

keithb93 wrote: »

Is there a chance the track could bend?
Not on your life, my Hindu friend.

What about us brain-dead slobs?

the purple tin

I'll thank you to stop pinching my Boticelli.

the purple tin

Marge: I'm going into the dining room to have a conversation. Anyone
who wants to join me is welcome.
I]she walks off[/I

Marge: I]off-screen[/I Hello, Marge. How's the family?
I]in a different tone[/I I don't want to talk about it.
Mind your
own business.

Homer: Keep it down in there everybody!

Susie_Q

Bart: Look Lisa, I'm Baron von Chickenpants!

Lisa: Bart, that's tomorrow night's dinner!

Bart: No, YOU'RE tomorrow night's dinner!

Jordan 199

Marge: So, what did you children learn in Sunday school today?

Bart: Hell.

Homer: Bart!

Bart: Well, that's what we learned about! I sure as hell can't tell you we learned about hell if I don't say hell can I?

Homer: He's got us there.

Bart: Hell yes!

Optimalprimerib

It's a joke!! When you make them faces I am telling a joke

Precious flower

Lionel Hutz: Well, he’s kind of had it in for me ever since I accidentally ran over his dog. Actually, replace “accidentally” with “repeatedly” and replace “dog” with “son.”


Jimmy: Hey, what gives?
Jimmy's Dad: You said you wanted to live in a world without zinc Jimmy. Well now your car has no battery.
Jimmy: But I promised Betty I'd pick her up by 6:00. I better give her a call.
Jimmy's Dad: Sorry Jimmy. Without zinc for the rotary mechanism, there are no telephones.
Jimmy: Dear God! What have I done?
(Jimmy pulls out a gun and points it to his head and fires)
Jimmy's Dad: Think again Jimmy. You see the firing pin in your gun was made out ofyepzinc.
Jimmy: Come back zinc, Come Back!!


Homer: Old people don’t need companionship. They need to be isolated and studied so it can be determined what nutrients they have that might be extracted for our personal use.

Superintendent Chalmers: “Thank the Lord”? That sounded like a prayer. A prayer in a public school. God has no place within these walls, just like facts don’t have a place within an organized religion.

Witcher

Bart and Marge bring lizards to Skinners birdwatching group..Skinner wants to kill them and talks for ages...up stands Mr. Burns..

Burns: Look, Skinner, we haven't got all day. Kill the horrid beasts... and do away with their lizards.'

Jordan 199

"Hi, I'm Troy McClure. You might remember me from such telethons as 'Out with Gout '88' and 'Let's Save Tony Orlando's House.'"

Rud

It's a ring toss game

saa

I wash ma self with a rag on a stick.

Benny_Cake

Kent Brockman: " At the risk of editorializing, these women are guilty, and must be dealt with in a harsh and brutal fashion. Otherwise, their behavior could incite other women leading to anarchy of biblical proportions. [Pause] It's in "Revelations", people! "

Delta_Raven1

[FONT=Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif] "This brown spot needs a little H2-oh, yeah!"[/FONT]

padd b1975

"This fog is so thick I can't see my own cataracts"

derfderf

Host of Promiscuous Idiot's Island: Now, ladies, when you agreed to do this show, you were told you would be living with a millionaire on his private island. Well, I'm afraid we've misled you. (the women gasp)
Marge (watching show): Get ready, skanks! Here comes the Truth Train!
Host: This isn't an island at all. It's a peninsula!
Woman 1: (walking away) This was supposed to be about trust!
Woman 2 (crying): I just want to get on that boat and go home!
Host: Well, you don't need a boat, because you can walk.

derfderf

http://www.simpsoncrazy.com/content/lists/newspaper/news_068.jpg

Dunny

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kkisx_ifQAw

Jordan 199

paddy kerins

Maybe it's the beer talking Marge, but you got a butt that won't quit. They got these pretzels here that are awrafglhkjddfghjk-beer- five dollars? Get outta here

Brendog

MILHOUSE GIVE HIM BACK HIS SOUL I'VE GOT WORK TOMORROW!!!

Brendog

I'm....going outside ...toooo stalk...Lenny and Carl....

Brendog

The alien has a beautiful, heavenly voice. Like Erkel!!

And he appears every friday night! Like Erkel!!

Brendog

They called me "Kid Gorgeous", then "Kid Presentable", "Kid Gruesome" and finally "Kid Moe"

Brendog

TV!!! Teacher, mother, secret lover

Jesus Wept

Homer Simpson: Hey, Flanders, you're the worst coach this team has ever had!
Marge Simpson: He's the only coach this team has ever had. And the season hasn't even started yet.
Homer Simpson: Yeah, well, he's... wearing that hat like an idiot.
Marge Simpson: You know, Homer, it's very easy to criticize.
Homer Simpson: Fun too.

Brendog

"Well somebody had to take the babysitter home, so I noticed her - sweet can - i grabbed her - sweet can - urgh! just thinking about that -swee-swee-swee-swweeett can!"

Macers

"Sunrise, sunset, sunrise, sunset...Cats in the cradle and a silver spoon but they have no bananas."

* cries *