Dental plan!

the purple tin

Moe: Hi Eddie! Would you like some pretzels?

Eddie: No thanks, we're on duty. A couple of beers would be nice though.

CMpunked

Brendog wrote: »

"Well somebody had to take the babysitter home, so I noticed her - sweet can - i grabbed her - sweet can - urgh! just thinking about that -swee-swee-swee-swweeett can!"

So, Mr. Simpson, you admit you grabbed her can. What do you have to say in your defense?
Mr. Simpson, your silence will only incriminate you further!
No, Mr. Simpson, don't take your anger out on me! Get back! Get back! M-Mr. Simpson! NOOOO!

* Dramatization, may not have happened.*

foxyboxer

theeeeeme, from a suuummer plaaaaaace...from a suuummer plaaaaaace...the theme, from a suuuummer plaaaaaaaaaaace

Next!!!!

CMpunked

Another gem from the same ep i posted before:

Today on Ben: Mothers and runaway daughters reunited by their hatred of Homer Simpson. And here's your host, Gentle Ben.
[a bear wearing a helmet with a microphone runs out]
I just have one thing to say: let's have less Homer Simpson and more money for public schools.
[audience applause]
Ben, I have a question --
[Ben runs over to the tables filled with food]
No, Ben, no!

Jordan 199

CMpunked wrote: »

No, Ben, no!

Ben then falls in on audience members and then the test card pops up with high pitched sound.

Best ever Simpsons IMO.

Funglegunk

That's alright, your tears say more than real evidence ever could.

CMpunked

Jordan 191 wrote: »

Ben then falls in on audience members and then the test card pops up with high pitched sound.

http://img242.imageshack.us/img242/1912/homerbadmanbennf8.jpg

FetchTheGin

CMpunked wrote: »

Another gem from the same ep i posted before:

Today on Ben: Mothers and runaway daughters reunited by their hatred of Homer Simpson. And here's your host, Gentle Ben.
[a bear wearing a helmet with a microphone runs out]
I just have one thing to say: let's have less Homer Simpson and more money for public schools.
[audience applause]
Ben, I have a question --
[Ben runs over to the tables filled with food]
No, Ben, no!

Probably my favourite simpsons episode ever.

Season 6 was the best season IMO.

"So, what do you think of the Lady Krusty Mustache Removal
System now, Angelique?"

"It's Krusteriffic, Johnny Unitas. But is my upper lip
supposed to bleed like this?"

"Probably!"

CMpunked

FetchTheGin wrote: »

Season 6 was the best season IMO.

Completely agree. The film festival ep is one of my all time favorites:

Barney: I'm Barney Gumble, and I'm an alcoholic.
Lisa: Mr Gumble, this is a girl scout meeting.
Barney: Is it? Or is it that you girls can't admit that you have a problem?


Mr. Burns: [Mr. Burns' film is being booed by the audience] Smithers, are they booing me?
Smithers: Uh, no, they're saying "Boo-urns, Boo-urns".
Mr. Burns: Are you saying "Boo" or "Boo-urns"?[the audience boos and throws rubbish at him]
Hans Moleman: I was saying "Boo-urns"!

FetchTheGin

CMpunked wrote: »

Completely agree. The film festival ep is one of my all time favorites:

Barney: I'm Barney Gumble, and I'm an alcoholic.
Lisa: Mr Gumble, this is a girl scout meeting.
Barney: Is it? Or is it that you girls can't admit that you have a problem?


Mr. Burns: [Mr. Burns' film is being booed by the audience] Smithers, are they booing me?
Smithers: Uh, no, they're saying "Boo-urns, Boo-urns".
Mr. Burns: Are you saying "Boo" or "Boo-urns"?[the audience boos and throws rubbish at him]
Hans Moleman: I was saying "Boo-urns"!

LOL

If I was judging that contest, Moe better Booze would have got my vote!

Money gets you one more round,
Drink it down, you stupid clown,
Money gets you one more round,
You're out on your ass!
(falls) Ow! My back!

krudler

"hello mudda....hello fadda...here I am at....Camp Granada"

"Maaarge, is Lisa at Camp Granada?!"

Jordan 199

Homer: I want to tell you about the most wonderful place in the world: Doggie Heaven. In Doggie Heaven, there are mountains of bones, and you can't turn around without sniffing another dogs butt!

Bart: Is there a Doggie Hell.

Homer: Well... of course! There couldn't be a heaven if there weren't a hell.

Bart: Who's in there?

Homer: Oh, uh... Hitlers dog. And that dog Nixon had, whassisname, um, Chester...

Lisa: Checkers!

Homer: Yeah! One of the Lassies is in there, too. The mean one-the one that mauled Jimmy!

Jordan 199

CMpunked wrote: »

http://img242.imageshack.us/img242/1912/homerbadmanbennf8.jpg

Nice work! Yup, that card came up after the test card with the colour bars. Was accompanied with easy going music.

Funglegunk

The Catholic Church. We've made a few......changes!

foxyboxer

Eagle attacks Krusty.

Handler: She must think you're after her eggs!!

Krusty: I only ate one!!!!

the purple tin

Bart: Dad, isn't this stealing?

Homer: Read your town charter, boy. "If foodstuff should touch the
ground, said foodstuff shall be turned over to the village idiot." Since I don't see him around...start shovelling!

reap-a-rat

Dr. Foster: You folks are free to roam the grounds. Uh, just remember, one of our patients is a cannibal. Try to guess which one! I think you’ll be pleasantly surprised!

Jordan 199

Patty: My name is Patty. I'll be testing you. When you do good, I use the green pen. When you do bad, I use the red pen. Any questions?

Otto: Yeah, one. Have you always been a chick? I mean, I, I y'know don't want to offend you, but you were born a man weren't you? You can tell me, I'm open-minded.

Patty: (drops green pen) I won't be needing this.

MadameGascar

Bart: But dad, you're giving into mob mentality!

Homer: No I'm not...I'm jumping on the bandwagon!

Brendog

"Mr. Simpson!! Are you wearing a grocery bag?"

"I seem to have misplaced my pants"

padd b1975

"Its spankin' season and I've got a hankerin' for some spankerin'!"

Jordan 199

Sherri: Hey, Bart. Our dad says your dad is incompetent.

Bart: What does "incompetent" mean?"

Terri: It means he spends more time yakking and scarfing down donuts than doing his job.

Bart: Oh, okay. I thought you were putting him down.

Simply Red

Not Lenny!

Jordan 199

Martin: (ratting on Bart) I hope you won't bear a simple-minded grudge against me. I was merely trying to fend off the desecration of the school building.

Bart: Eat my shorts.

Martin: Pardon?

corblimey

Apu: This is worse than your song about Mr. T
Homer: I pity the fool who doesn't like... he

Amalgam

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I63kqpPpsn4

the purple tin

Nelson: My old man can't get a beer because his old man won't give a bear to another old man! Let's get him!

Jimbo: Wait, why are we getting him?

Martin: Look, fellows. The first snapdragon of the season.

Nelson: Nevermind. Let's get him!

Jordan 199

"KBBL is gonna give me some stupid prize!"

Mr Trade In

Artie Ziff He's a loser Marge! Dump him. I traveled the world and the seven seas... I am watching you through a camera.

qwerty93

Wiggum: All right, you scrawny beanpoles: becoming a cop is _not_
something that happens overnight. It takes one solid weekend of
training to get that badge.
Man: Forget about the badge! When do we get the freakin' guns?!
Wiggum: Hey, I told you, you don't get your gun until you tell me your
name.
Man: I've had it up to here with your "rules"! I]walks off[/I
http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=whadmRePr_8