Dental plan!

Brendog

WOW THIS GAME IS GREAT AND I'VE ONLY JUST ENTERED MY NAME...."THRILLHOUSE!!!!"

Brendog

Homer clone: *thick german accent* "Isn't there anyving good on your american TV? Perhaps someving about an evil island?"

Bart: "Theres something different about you dad!"

Homer clone: "......I am a new tie vearing"

Bart: "Oh yeah"

Brendog

ME SO SALLY!!!

Brendog

Bart: look its ZZ Top!! "YOU GUYS ROCK!!!"

Rabbi: eh, maybe a liitle?

Decky86

Homer: Look everyone, now that I'm a teacher I've sewn patches on my elbows.
Marge: Homer that's supposed to be leather patches on a tweed jacket, not the other way around. You've ruined a perfectly good jacket.
Homer: Correction, Marge.
I]He holds up a tweed jacket with two large holes in the back[/I
Homer: Two perfectly good jackets.

Funglegunk

Brendog wrote: »

WOW THIS GAME IS GREAT AND I'VE ONLY JUST ENTERED MY NAME...."THRILLHOUSE!!!!"

THRILLHO

the purple tin

There's nary an animal alive that can outrun a greased Scotsman.

Ridley

"Lisa, I know a song that'll cheer you up: #There once was an ugly duckling-"
"So you think I'm ugly?!"
"No. No, I meant that you're one of the good looking ducks... that makes fun of the ugly one. Mnnn."

----

"This is my quest. I'm like that guy. That Spanish guy. You know, he fought the windmill..."
"Don Quixote?"
"No, that's not it. What's-his-name, the Man of La Mancha."
"Don Quixote."
"No!"
"I really think that was the character's name. Don Quixote."
"Fine! I'll look it up!"
"Well, who was it?"
"Never mind."

----

Marge: "The funeral is in Littleneck Falls. We'll have to go to Duff Gardens another day."
Lisa: "I understand."
Bart: "No use complaining about something you can't change."
Homer: "But I wanna go to Duff Gardens. Right now!"
Marge: "Homer, quit pouting."
Homer: "I'm not pouting. I'm mourning. Stupid dead woman."

Jordan 199

Mother: Gavin, don't you already have this game?

Brazen son: No, Mom, you idiot. I have Bloodstorm and Bonesquad and Bloodstorm 2, stupid.

Mother: Oh, I'm sorry, honey. We'll take a Bonestorm.

Brazen son: Get two. I'm not sharing with Caitlin.

Susie_Q

Homer: Lisa, would you like a donut?
Lisa: No thanks. Do you have any fruit?
Homer: This has purple in it. Purple is a fruit.

Glico Man

"Hey Ma, how bout a cookie?"
"No dice"
"This ain't ova"

foxyboxer

Fat Tony: "It has come to our attention that there is a rat in the group. We,ve narrowed it down to two suspects. Tight Lips Tony and Jimmy the Squealer."

Jimmy the Squealer: "Ok it's me, its me!!"

tight lips tony gets shot in the shootout.

Fat Tony: "Tight lips Tony, where have you been shot?"
Tight Lips Tony: "I aint saying nothing!"
Fat Tony: "But what will we tell the doctor?"
Tight Lips Tony: "Tell him go suck on a lemon!"

Brendog

You'll have to speak up I'm wearing a towel

Jordan 199

"Ah yes. Lobsters stuffed with tocco's."

the purple tin

Bart: Boys and girls, Mrs. Krabappel, I come before you today to solve a riddle that has plagued mankind for centuries: What has four legs and ticks?

Milhouse: A walking clock?

Nelson: A walking clock!

Martin: I'd wager he has some variety of walking clock in that box!

FetchTheGin

Hey fattie, I got a movie for ya, a fridge too far!

44leto

McBain: "But Captain, I can't avenge my partner's death with this pea-shooter. ...

Dunny

Best sales pitch ever!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AEZjzsnPhnw

Rega

the purple tin wrote: »

Bart: Boys and girls, Mrs. Krabappel, I come before you today to solve a riddle that has plagued mankind for centuries: What has four legs and ticks?

Milhouse: A walking clock?

Nelson: A walking clock!

Martin: I'd wager he has some variety of walking clock in that box!

Mrs K: Bart, is it a walking clock?

Bart: What? .... No, it's my dog.

Paparazzo

Bart: Why do women ruin everything?
Homer: Aww son, you say that now, but when you're older you'll just think it.

Jordan 199

Lionel Hutz:

There's the truth (shakes head side to side).

And there's the truth (nods head up and down whilst grinning).

Jordan 199

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=khSIYmTzt6U

Recognition Scene

"Hmm... who's that goat-legged fellow? I like the cut of his jib!"
"That's the prince of darkness, sir. He's your 11 o'clock"

Nephinbeg

Don't you get it, Springfield? It's over. You lose!
Now if you'll excuse me, all this talk has made me hungry.
[bites into a lemon]

corblimey

Let's just say that fame was like a drug. But what was even more like a drug was the drugs

The Simpsons started on a wing and a prayer, but now, the wing was on fire, and the prayer had been answered... by Satan

Musiconomist

SHUT UP, BECKY!

the purple tin

Mr Burns: This house has quite a long and colourful history.
It was built on an ancient Indian burial ground, and was the setting of Satanic rituals, witch-burnings, and five John Denver Christmas specials.

Homer: [shudders] Uh-uh-uh! John Denver.

Musiconomist

Otto: Man... what was I smoking?.... Oh yeah, pot.

Musiconomist

Mickey Rooney to Bart: Luckily, we've got a perfectly good Fallout Boy, right here...

(cut to Mickey Rooney wearing the Fllout Boy outfit and stamping his feet)

Mickey Rooney: Jimminy jillickers! Jimminy jillickers! Jimminy jillickers!!!

Dunny

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mV1LWhNpTJU