Dental plan!

derfderf

"Mr Bloot, Homer Simpson here. When you sold me this house you didn't tell me it was built ON AN INDIAN BURIAL GROUND! NO.....YOU.....DIDN'T! Yeah, well that's not how i remember it. Yeah ok, goodbye." He says he mentioned it 5 or 6 times.

Dunny

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=II3Wt22rDE0

corblimey

Homer: Who are you?
Spirit of Cesar Chavez: I am the spirit of Cesar Chavez.
Homer: Then why do you look like Cesar Romero?
Spirit of Cesar Chavez: Because you don't know what Cesar Chavez looks like.

the purple tin

Homer Simpson: I'm here for the Alcoholics Anonymous meeting.

Rev Lovejoy: Mm-hm. Third door on your left.

[Jasper walks in]
Rev Lovejoy: Coping with senility?

Jasper: No! I'm here for Microwave Cookery. No, wait..... coping with senility.

jackwigan

Oh relax kids, I've got a gut feeling Uter's around here somewhere.
After all isn't there a little Uter in all of us? hahahaha... hahaha, in fact, you might even say we just ate Uter, and he's in our stomachs... right now! AHAHAHAHAHAHA!...


Wait, scratch that one.

FetchTheGin

Malibu Stacy, America's favorite eight-and-a-half incher. In 1959, homemaker Stacy Lavelle had a design and a dream. The design? Malibu Stacy. The dream? To mass market a fashion doll that was also edible. Kids didn't much like the taste of dried onion meal, but they loved the doll. A second, plastic Malibu Stacy took America by storm.

Just ask the owner of the world's largest Malibu Stacy collection: Wayland Smithers of Springfield!

Smithers: Hello, Malibu Stacy collectors. I'll see you at StacyCon '94, at the San Diego Airport Hilton.

And what does Stacy think of her thirty-five years of success and millions of friends worldwide?

Stacy: Don't ask me, I'm just a girl. [giggles]

[chuckles] She sure is.

Jordan 199

"Hello Smithers, you are quite good at turning me on."

Brendog

It worked! the de-bigulator worked!!

Brendog

"Surly only looks out for one guy. Surly!!"

"Sorry, Surly."

"Shut up"

BOHtox

Homer: Let the bears pay the bear tax. I pay Homer Tax!


Lad: No Dad, you pay Home Owner tax.

Jordan 199

Lisa: Remember, Dad. The handle of the Big Dipper points to the North Star.

Homer: That's nice, Lisa, but we're not in astronomy class. We're in the woods.

paddy kerins

We're here! We're queer! We don't want any more bears!

Herrick

Banner: Are you the beer baron?
Flanders: Well, if you're talking about root beer, I plead guilt- diddily-ildly as char-didily-arged!
Banner: He's not the baron, but he sounds drunk. Take him in.


I'm convinced the Nelson Van Alden ( Prohibition Agent) character from the Boardwalk Empire is based on Rex Banner :P

PrettyBoy

Ah McGarnagle, eases the pain...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pD-LB9z6nxg

Witcher

Barney: I'm Barney Gumble, and I'm
an alcoholic.
Lisa: Mr Gumble, this is a girl scout
meeting.
Barney: Is it? Or is it that you girls
can't admit that you have a problem?

qwerty93

Skinner: Children, I'll be frank. In the event of nuclear war, we can
only save our best, and brightest. Therefore, space in the fallout
shelter will be reserved for: Lisa Simpson, Martin Prince, our
championship kickball team, and Sherri, but not Terri.

Jordan 199

Apu talking to Homer: What's the matter, sir? Never have I seen you look so unhappy while purchasing such a large quantity of ice cream.

Homer: The reason I look unhappy is that tonight I have to see a slideshow starring my wife's sisters-or as I call them, "the gruesome twosome."

Rega

Na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na LEADER!

Mr Trade In

paddy kerins wrote: »

We're here! We're queer! We don't want any more bears!

Lenny: Hey that's catchy Homer, where did ya here it.

Homer: Oh at that mustache parade they have every year.

Jordan 199

Funglegunk

"Thank you Senor MacGuyver, you saved our village."

"Don't thank me, thank the moon's gravitational pull!"


Chief Wiggum: You wouldn't happen to know anything about a cigarette truck that got hijacked on route 401?
Fat Tony: What's a truck?
Chief Wiggum: Don't play dumb with me!

battser

Prob done but one of my favs

Kent Brockman Simpson Sex scandle update, Homer simpson is caught sleeping in an oxegen tent which he believes gives him sexual powers,
Homer Hey... thats a half truth

Tonighttttt on ROCK BOTTOM. He takes videos of you when you least expect it. He's Rowdy Roddy PEEPER!

Yes Im pretty sure thats homer simpson there, rotating in his own Juices.

Lemon Tree - Huh huh huh you must be stupider than you look
Homer Stupider like a fox (Priceless)

FetchTheGin

The ocean abounds with fearsome creatures, but none attacks its prey with more fury... than the seaweed shark!


The struggle is soon over.

Stocking Drinks Whiskey

Forced meme is forced.

Brendog

"Well if it isn't captain of the weiner patrol boning up on his nerd lesson"

"Homer stop that you should be encouraging Bart!"

"You're right Marge. Great job boy"

*Marge walks away*

"EGGHEAD LOVES HIS BOOKY WOOK!!"

"HOMER!!!!"

"Just tucking him in"

Brendog

"Brothers and Sisters are natural enemies, like Welshmen and Scots, or Japanese and Scots, or Scots and other Scots. Damn Scots! They ruined Scotland!"

"You Scots sure are a contencious people."

"You just made an enemy for LIFE!!"

Brendog

"Hello, I'm Dr.Cheeks. I'm doing my rounds and I'm a little behind."

the purple tin

Brendog wrote: »

"Hello, I'm Dr.Cheeks. I'm doing my rounds and I'm a little behind."

Here is Springfield as it appears from space.
Somewhere in this windy valley is the lost Dutchmans mine.

im invisible

Stocking Drinks Whiskey wrote: »

Forced meme is forced.

i shall direct you here...

LiamN wrote: »

http://www.gamefaqs.com/boards/915974-the-simpsons/51575369

paddy kerins

You crazy car, I don't know whether to kiss you or kill you