Dental plan!

Witcher

Eddie: That sounded like an explosion at the old Simpson place.
Wiggum: Forget it. That's two blocks away.''
Eddie: Looks like there's beer coming out of the chimney!
Wiggum: [gets out of the car] I am proceeding on foot. Call in a Code 8.
Eddie:[into radio]We need pretzels. Repeat, pretzels.

corblimey

Marge: Oh my God. What happened to your fingers?
Mobster: (Boating accident)
Skinner: I believe it was a... boking accident

Alex: Your name's Lisa? Shut up, I love that name!
Lisa: Did she just tell me to "shut up"?
Skinner: Take it outside

PerrinV2

Krusty: Watch my show, I will send you this book featuring me in a variety of sexually explicit positions. I]men drag him off[/I What? Hey! It's not really me: I used a stunt butt!


Any1 know where I can get a picture of this book?

Jordan 199

Nurse sees Flanders in a padded cell: Flanders, Ned Flanders! I better call Dr. Foster.

Dr. Foster answers phone: It's Doctor Foster here. Ned Flanders, are you sure!? No no no, i'll come right over and may God have mercy on us all.

TheRiddler

Jordan 191 wrote: »

Nurse sees Flanders in a padded cell: Flanders, Ned Flanders! I better call Dr. Foster.

Dr. Foster answers phone: It's Doctor Foster here. Ned Flanders, are you sure!? No no no, i'll come right over and may God have mercy on us all.

Dr Foster to wife Where are my slippers?
Wife In the den
Dr. Foster May God have mercy on us all.

Princess Consuela Bananahammock

Even since the dawn of time, Man has yearned to destroy the sun...

Jordan 199

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QW6DTVK4aCk

bronte

As a young boy, I dreamed of being a baseball. But tonight I say, we must move forward, not backward; upward, not forward; and always twirling, twirling, twirling towards freedom!

weeder

now play classical gas

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HhMuCiAe6vA

paddy kerins

weeder wrote: »

now play classical gas

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HhMuCiAe6vA

Where's my burrito! Where's my burrito! Where's my- OW!!



Also:
Thats-a nice-a donut

Brendog

"Your busines will take you anywhere why before you know it you'll be on a rocket ride to the moon! and while your there pick up some of that nice green moon money for me, Royce McCutchen!"

No deal McCutchen that moon money is MINE!!

mfdc

I'm an amendment to be,
Yes an amendment you see,
And I'm hopin' that they'll ratify me...
There's a lotta flag burners who have got too much free-dom
I wanna make it legal for policemen, to beat-em
Then I'll crush all opposition to me!
And I'll make Ted Kennedy pay...
If he fights back, I'll say that he's gaaay

Brendog

27!

corblimey

I take a whiskey drink, I take a chocolate drink, and when I have to pee, I use the kitchen sink

IvyTheTerrible

bronte wrote: »

As a young boy, I dreamed of being a baseball. But tonight I say, we must move forward, not backward; upward, not forward; and always twirling, twirling, twirling towards freedom!

Abortions for some, miniature american flags for others!

NothingMan

Brendog wrote: »

27!

Love that one!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wF037gX5asU

Jordan 199

Horst: We plan to have some frank discussions with your safety inspector.

Homer: Yeah. Sock it to him, Horst!

Lenny: Psst, Homer. Aren't you the safety inspector?

Homer: D'oh!


Burns: Please sell me back my plant. I'll pay anything.

Horst: Isin't this a happy coincidence! You are desperate to buy, we are desperate to sell.

Burns: Desperate, eh? Advantage Burns!

Musiconomist

backstage at the U2 concert

Homer: Potato-man.
Security: Where have you been!?!

Musiconomist

Carl=Black
Lenny=White

the purple tin

stupid one legged pants.

Herrick

Political Analyst: We already know Presidential Candidate Wiggums (Ralph) stance on immigration.

Raplh to News Reporter: Stranger danger

Jordan 199

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8e1ry2DEtjc

Degsy

In THIS house we obey the rules of thermodynamics now go to your room!

Brendog

i've got the joy joy joy joy down in my heart
Where?
Down in my heart to stay and if the devil doesn't like it he can sit on a tac
Ouch
Sit on a tac
Ouch

Soby

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PUtFHl0r28Q

Pierce_1991

Hank Scorpio: Uh, hi, Homer. What can I do for you?
Homer: Sir, I need to know where I can get some business hammocks.
Hank Scorpio: Hammocks? My goodness, what an idea. Why didn't I think of that? Hammocks! Homer, there's four places. There's the Hammock Hut, that's on third.
Homer: Uh-huh.
Hank Scorpio: There's Hammocks-R-Us, that's on third too. You got Put-Your-Butt-There.
Homer: Mm-Hmm.
Hank Scorpio: That's on third. Swing Low, Sweet Chariot... Matter of fact, they're all in the same complex; it's the hammock complex on third.
Homer: Oh, the hammock district!
Hank Scorpio: That's right.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2VX4Lpf-xdg

Jordan 199

Call Mr Plow,
That's my name,
That name again,
is Mr Plow.

Dunny

Jordan 191 wrote: »

Call Mr Plow,
That's my name,
That name again,
is Mr Plow.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jkWiuFXNACI

Jordan 199

And here is the ad McMahon & Tate came up with for Mr Plow:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iTY5EKN6bzM

10green bottles

marge, keep an eye on that weird looking kid down there
you mean bart?
yeah.... "bart"

Think this was from Mr Plow:

Old Zeke here, he rides up front with me. Can't trust a pig with watermelons you know !