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    #2852
    Jordan 199
    Registered Users Posts: 11,944 ✭✭✭✭Jordan 199


    CMpunked wrote: »
    SKY PLUS'd and never delete! :D

    Damn right!


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    #2853
    corblimey
    Registered Users Posts: 4,475 ✭✭✭corblimey


    Ned: I feel like I violated Matthew 19:19
    Rev.Lovejoy: Huh?
    Ned: Love thy neighbor
    Rev.Lovejoy: Oh, Matthew nineteen nineteen, yeah, right, right


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    #2854
    play4fun1
    Registered Users Posts: 171 ✭✭play4fun1


    Homer : My fellow Americans I'm full of crap


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    #2855
    Jordan 199
    Registered Users Posts: 11,944 ✭✭✭✭Jordan 199


    Samantha Stankey: We just moved here from Phoenix. My dad owns a security company. He came to Springfield because of it's high crime rate and lackluster police force. All my friends are back in Phoenix and this town has a weird smell that you're probably used to.... but I'm not.

    Mrs Krabappel: You'll get used to it after six weeks


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    #2856
    Volvagia
    Registered Users Posts: 1,119 ✭✭✭Volvagia


    Helen Lovejoy - "Do you think they should be talking about s-e-x in front of the c-h-i-l-d-r-e-n?"
    Krusty - "Sex Cauldron! I thought they closed that place down years ago!"


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    #2857
    corblimey
    Registered Users Posts: 4,475 ✭✭✭corblimey


    For the first time in my life, people weren't laughing at me, they were laughing towards me!


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    #2858
    Jordan 199
    Registered Users Posts: 11,944 ✭✭✭✭Jordan 199


    Nelson Muntz's "Patriots of Tomorrow" essay.

    "So burn the flag if you must, but before you do, you better burn a few other things! You better burn your shirt and your pants! Be sure to burn your TV and your car! Oh, yes, and don't forget to burn your house because none of these things could exist without 6 white stripes, seven red stripes and a hell of alot of stars!"


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    #2859
    Galway K9
    Registered Users Posts: 2,353 ✭✭✭Galway K9


    Rodd: when is rods solo coming up.
    Todd(plays solo sweetly)
    Flanders (crying with ): my son, my son
    Homer(touches Flanders shoulder with compassion): he's not that bad!

    Homer at Lisa recital
    Skinner: here is shuburts unfinished symphony...
    Homer: oh unfinished, this shouldn't take long.


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    #2860
    Claasman
    Registered Users Posts: 630 ✭✭✭Claasman


    Subject: Telivised super swear


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    #2861
    corblimey
    Registered Users Posts: 4,475 ✭✭✭corblimey


    You don't win friends with salad.


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    #2862
    sensibleken
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,650 ✭✭✭sensibleken


    Stealing, Stealing, Stealing a car for moe. la la la la la la la insurance fraud today!


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    #2863
    krudler
    Registered Users Posts: 34,788 ✭✭✭✭krudler


    the family seeing a cute sheep at a petting zoo:
    "awww!"
    then a cuter,smaller sheep arrives
    "awwwwwww!"
    an even cuter smaller lamb arrives
    "awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww!"
    second sheep walks in front again
    Homer: "out of the way you!"


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    #2864
    Jordan 199
    Registered Users Posts: 11,944 ✭✭✭✭Jordan 199


    Part of the entry for the "Patriots of Tomorrow" contest from a boy in Alabama.

    "My back is spineless, my belly is yella. I am the American nonvoter."


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    #2865
    Marzipan85
    Registered Users Posts: 133 ✭✭Marzipan85


    Homer: A gym? What the hell is a GYM!?
    *Walk into Gym*
    Homer: Ooooh. A Gym!


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    #2866
    Benicetomonty
    Registered Users Posts: 1,611 ✭✭✭Benicetomonty


    Chief Wiggum after Snake runs him over: "Wait! We have to exchange insurance information!"


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    #2867
    the purple tin
    Registered Users Posts: 10,943 ✭✭✭✭the purple tin


    [Homer on Kent Brockmans show]
    Kent: Yes, well... Homer, organised labour has been called "a lumbering dinosaur".

    Homer: Aargh!!!

    Kent: ...My director is telling me not to talk to you any more.

    Homer: Woohoo!


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    #2868
    -Corkie-
    Closed Accounts Posts: 10,025 ✭✭✭✭-Corkie-


    What in name of hell is this thread about??


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    #2869
    Witcher
    Registered Users Posts: 14,934 ✭✭✭✭Witcher


    -Corkie- wrote: »
    What in name of hell is this thread about??

    What episode was that from?:pac:


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    #2870
    Ainekav
    Registered Users Posts: 342 ✭✭Ainekav


    Hey funboys! Get a room!!!


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    #2871
    im invisible
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,372 ✭✭✭im invisible


    Homer: Lisa for you I watched hours and hours of soccer… once I nearly saw a goal..


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    #2872
    corblimey
    Registered Users Posts: 4,475 ✭✭✭corblimey


    Okay everybody, for the next fifteen minutes, one third off on every pitcher. One per customer. Domestic beer only. Hey, no sharing.


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    #2873
    Welsh Megaman
    Registered Users Posts: 72,597 ✭✭✭✭Welsh Megaman


    Ned: Howdy, neglect-erinos!


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    #2874
    the purple tin
    Registered Users Posts: 10,943 ✭✭✭✭the purple tin


    Homer: Why you little...
    [chokes Bart]
    Marge: Why you big...
    [chokes Homer]


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    #2875
    mongoman
    Closed Accounts Posts: 669 ✭✭✭mongoman


    -Corkie- wrote: »
    What in name of hell is this thread about??


    Sad fúcks I think.


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    #2876
    Sky King
    Registered Users Posts: 4,431 ✭✭✭Sky King


    Did you know there's a direct correlation between the decline of Spirograph and the rise of gang activity?


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    #2877
    kkelly77
    Registered Users Posts: 1,673 ✭✭✭kkelly77


    -Corkie- wrote: »
    What in name of hell is this thread about??

    Seriously??!!!!

    http://bit.ly/z6SUt5


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    #2878
    coonecb1
    Closed Accounts Posts: 523 ✭✭✭coonecb1


    That night at dinner, Homer relates his antics to the rest of the
    family.

    Homer: So I said to him, "Look, buddy, your car was upside down when we got here. And as for your Grandma, she shouldn't have mouthed off like that!"
    Lisa: Dad, don't you see you're abusing your power like all vigilantes?
    I mean, if you're the police, who will police the police?
    Homer: I dunno. Coast Guard?


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    #2879
    Riddle101
    Registered Users Posts: 8,409 ✭✭✭Riddle101


    From todays episode
    Stan Lee: Hey son, do you really want that Batman action figure, wouldn't rather have the Thing instead.
    Nerdy Kid: Ah, but only batman fits in my Batmobile.
    Stan Lee: Nonsence the Thing can fit in there
    *Starts jamming the Thing into the Batmobile*
    Stan Lee: There!
    Nerdy Kid: You broke my batmobile!
    Stan Lee: Broke? or made better....
    *starts putting Marvel Comicbooks over other comics on shelf*

    Bart: Stan Lee came back?
    Comicbook Guy: Stan Lee never left, and i'm starting to think his mind is no longer in mint condition.

    Stan Lee: He's not the Hulk, i'm the Hulk!


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    #2880
    Deus Ex Machina
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 1,556 ✭✭✭Deus Ex Machina


    You're interferon with our fun!


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    #2881
    corblimey
    Registered Users Posts: 4,475 ✭✭✭corblimey


    We do have a product which is more in your price range. However, I must assure you that any hair growth you experience while using it will be purely coincidental.


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