Dental plan!

jd007

Way to breathe, no breath

Jordan 199

"Vote Quimby. If you were running for mayor, he'd vote for you."

Vanderbilt

Jordan 191 wrote: »

"Vote Quimby. If you were running for mayor, he'd vote for you."

Mayor Quimby even released Sideshow Bob. A man twice convicted of attempted murder. Can you trust a man like mayor Quimby? Vote Sideshow Bob

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vey7GKNpl4Q

AlmightyCushion

From the sexual harassment episode.

Two! Four! Six! Eight! Homer's crime was very great!
"Great" meaning "large" or "immense", We use it in the pejorative sense!

Jordan 199

AlmightyCushion wrote: »

From the sexual harassment episode.

Two! Four! Six! Eight! Homer's crime was very great!
"Great" meaning "large" or "immense", We use it in the pejorative sense!

Homer Badman.

'Homer S: Portrait of an Ass Grabber'.

AlmightyCushion

Jordan 191 wrote: »

Homer Badman.

'Homer S: Portrait of an Ass Grabber'.

Ooo, sounds classy.

Jordan 199

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zAZ8xwXE5UY

Acacia

Marge: "You can't fire me because I'm married- I'm going to sue the pants off you!"

Burns: "You don't have to sue me to get my pants off..."

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Ralph: "Principal Skinner is an old man who lives at the school."


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Can I borrow a feeling?
Can you lend me a jar of love?
Broken hearts need some healin',
Take my hand with your glove of love!

CaoimH_in

Pi is exactly 3!!

herisson

AlmightyCushion wrote: »

From the sexual harassment episode.

Two! Four! Six! Eight! Homer's crime was very great!
"Great" meaning "large" or "immense", We use it in the pejorative sense!

another line from it when groundskeeper Willie comes forward to testify!

"I dinna come forward because in this country it makes you look like a pervert, "But every single Scottish person does it!"

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and from the monorail episode!

Marge: "Homer, there's someone here who can help you!"

Homer: "Is it Batman?"

Marge: "No, he's a scientist"

Homer: "Batman's a scientist!

Jordan 199

Hank Scorpio: By the way, Homer, what's your least favourite country? Italy or France?

Homer: France.

Hank Scorpio: Heh heh heh. Nobody ever says Italy...

Galway K9

Acacia wrote: »

Can I borrow a feeling?
Can you lend me a jar of love?
Broken hearts need some healin',
Take my hand with your glove of love!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8IYNH9XkZ80

Pixie-Fairy wrote: »

Marge: "Homer, there's someone here who can help you!"

Homer: "Is it Batman?"

Marge: "No, he's a scientist"

Homer: "Batman's a scientist!

Marge: "Its not Batman!!!!!!"

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Kirk: "If there's a tie on the door knob, It means i'm with a lady!"
Homer: "You don't have a door knob?!?!"
Kirk(Pissed off): "Ya well i dont have a tie either!"

Vanderbilt

...but first! Let's check the death count from the killer storm bearing down on us like a shotgun full of snow.

[Weatherman]: Well, Kent, as of now the death count is zero. But it is ready to shoot right up. [Kent]: Oh my God. [shakes fist at heaven] Damn you snow!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zbb34ixU5OM

corblimey

Homer: Hey, Bartly-boobly, care for a steak-a-rooney?
Bart: Sounds crumptly-uptious, dear old duddly-doodly!
Homer: Heh heh, "duddly-doodly"

Welsh Megaman

George C. Scott: Ow, my groin!

Vanderbilt

Quiet Lou. Or I'll bust you down to Sergeant so fast it'll make your head spin.

Dozen Wicked Words

Homer: I need a beer.

Cult member: Do you want a beer or complete and utter contentment?

Homer: What kind of beer?

Riddle101

I know this is about Simpsons quote but still....

Saw this today. Looks like they're at their 500th episode. Pretty big thing if you ask me. Here's Hank Azaria's interview
http://popwatch.ew.com/2012/02/19/the-simpsons-500-episodes-hank-azaria/

kkelly77

Seymor Skinner: Whoa!! An enjoyment buzzer!!!

Recognition Scene

Vanderbilt wrote: »

Quiet Lou. Or I'll bust you down to Sergeant so fast it'll make your head spin.

Nice work Lou. I'll see you make sergeant for this!

mikemac1

How is this thread still going?

Everytime I think it's gone then it's back again

corblimey

Homer: What's the opposite of that shameful joy thing of yours?
Lisa: Sour grapes
Homer: Boy, those Germans have a word for everything!

Vanderbilt

Workers, please! There will be time for the frozen pudding wagon later. You still owe me ten more Iroquois Twists! ... Ten Hi Ya Ya

Captain Graphite

Moe: "Renee, there's something I gotta tell ya."
Renee: "Oh no. You're gay, aren't you? Oh boy, Renee, you sure can pick 'em!"
Moe: "Nah, it ain't that."
Renee: "What, so you're married?"
Moe: "No, no! I.....hey why did you say gay first?"
Renee: *shrugs*

ConmanTheKiller

It was I, you fools! The man you trusted wasn't Wavy Gravy at all! And all this time, I've been smoking harmless tobacco.

the keen edge

Oh, geez! Homer, geez! You and Marge ain't cousins, are you?

herisson

Here in my car
i am washing out blood
some of its mine
but most of its not
heres marge!!


also

oh margey
you came and you found me a turkey
on my vacation away from worky

Jordan 199

Homer: Mmmm. Sixty-four slices of American cheese. Sixty-four...sixty-three...two...one.

Marge: Have you been up all night eating cheese?

Homer: I think I'm blind.

corblimey

Homer: (in a monotone voice) Marge, you have a nice body, and if you'd like to see me in a costume, you have only to ask.

herisson

Homer: You'll have to speak up im wearing a towel! :pac:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jk8SToEQPGw