How can I bring my Russian girl to live in Ireland?

CaptainMeerkat

@starbelgrade!

noticed that too! nice people....!

problem is (altho I failed to mention also), have fine girl at home in Ireland too but preferences preferences preferences! thats not important, thats for relationship forum!

admiralofthefleet

CaptainMeerkat wrote: »

kinda off topic now mick really, time for ur pee bag to be emptied and off to bed u go....but thanks for the kind suggestions that my girl can become a 'lady of the night' in Limerick...sure maybe we can have her selling knives during the day, or better again...we will have her make a porno with Norris from Cornation Street in O Malley Park....

BACK TO TOPIC, pazhalsta!

throw in emily bishop getting bobbed with a dildo by rita from the cabin while they are both wearing red army gear with chefs hats and you have a deal

MidlandsM

Is she a black russian OP.........?

This her ? - cos I got the emails too........

bonerm

Currently watching The Wire Season 2. My suggestion is don't smuggle her in a shipping container.

CaptainMeerkat

Midlands, if u read OP, u will see that there are no emails! some smart ass decided to tag (who can do that btw?)...but thanks for the info..if i see this one around-ill be sure to give her a slap from yoy

admiralofthefleet

CaptainMeerkat wrote: »

Midlands, if u read OP, u will see that there are no emails! some smart ass decided to tag (who can do that btw?)...but thanks for the info..if i see this one around-ill be sure to give her a slap from yoy

is there ever a smell of moy off her?

Grimreaper666

PTO wrote: »

You'd have to pay tax on her

I thought it was VRT......

CaptainMeerkat

moy?

falan

CaptainMeerkat wrote: »

Hi all,

Firstly, I hope this is in the right forum , if not..please move but 'After Hours's' seems the best place for this!

Ok, so I am a frequent traveller to Russia for study and some business. Last year, I met a nice girl through a friend and we have been in contact ever since. I returned to Russia this year in March and will stay here until November.

The problem is: we have started dating but I can't stay here forever and she can't come to me without taking a job in Ireland (yeah right!). It is impossible to find anything there now...She is an Englidh teacher here but I doubt a non-native would get a job teaching English in Ireland somewhere!

So what can we do? Suggestions as to how to get around the very strict immigration rules for non-European citizens? And what sort of job availabilities are there?!

Many thanks in advance for help and advice,

C Meerkat

You will need to apply to the Irish embassy in Moscow or whatever. You will need to prove that you know each other by providing lots of photos together inc photos with her family. You will need to state when and where you met. (A two week relationship will be refused).

I'm not 100% but i think she can get a 90 day holiday visa provided she does not work during this time. You will have to be able to support her and have evidence to prove this.

Hope this helps:)

admiralofthefleet

CaptainMeerkat wrote: »

moy?

my bollix:pac:

starbelgrade

falan wrote: »

You will need to apply to the Irish embassy in Moscow or whatever. You will need to prove that you know each other by providing lots of photos together inc photos with her family. You will need to state when and where you met. (A two week relationship will be refused).

I'm not 100% but i think she can get a 90 day holiday visa provided she does not work during this time. You will have to be able to support her and have evidence to prove this.

Hope this helps:)

Spot the mail order bride expert /\ /\ /\

MardiB

CaptainMeerkat wrote: »

Hi all,

Firstly, I hope this is in the right forum , if not..please move but 'After Hours's' seems the best place for this!

Ok, so I am a frequent traveller to Russia for study and some business. Last year, I met a nice girl through a friend and we have been in contact ever since. I returned to Russia this year in March and will stay here until November.

The problem is: we have started dating but I can't stay here forever and she can't come to me without taking a job in Ireland (yeah right!). It is impossible to find anything there now...She is an Englidh teacher here but I doubt a non-native would get a job teaching English in Ireland somewhere!

So what can we do? Suggestions as to how to get around the very strict immigration rules for non-European citizens? And what sort of job availabilities are there?!

Many thanks in advance for help and advice,

C Meerkat

I hope you're not an Englidh teacher too...

CaptainMeerkat

thanks falan for the info...very much appreciated

I kind of knew about this tourist(y) visa thing, 90 day stay with all the associated fees. That is fine I guess but I'm looking more long term in the end-up

Your idea will be used in the meantime no doubt..

Mr Benevolent

OP just pay the invoice that came with her, it'll save you a lot of trouble in the long run. It'll also stop her reminding you to register her every two hours.

CaptainMeerkat

now Admiral, I think your all gone out to sea, or at least stuck half way out on the Liffey....

Star Bingo

tags :pac: russian mail brides r done to death though.. i'm gonna smuggle me naga hoe in. no-one has one o them i bet

CCCP

CaptainMeerkat wrote: »

Hi all,

Firstly, I hope this is in the right forum , if not..please move but 'After Hours's' seems the best place for this!

Ok, so I am a frequent traveller to Russia for study and some business. Last year, I met a nice girl through a friend and we have been in contact ever since. I returned to Russia this year in March and will stay here until November.

The problem is: we have started dating but I can't stay here forever and she can't come to me without taking a job in Ireland (yeah right!). It is impossible to find anything there now...She is an Englidh teacher here but I doubt a non-native would get a job teaching English in Ireland somewhere!

So what can we do? Suggestions as to how to get around the very strict immigration rules for non-European citizens? And what sort of job availabilities are there?!

Many thanks in advance for help and advice,

C Meerkat

привет!

I have a Russian Wife, and have been through the whole thing.

In short marry her. If not then its quite difficult if not impossible. PM me any questions I am a bit of an expert on this whole thing by now. I will PM you some useful links.


Желаем удачи

CaptainMeerkat

@mardiB,

well done, gold star and blue peter badge for you...now go count all the letters in the post on your fingers, toes, tenticles or whatever else you got; and compare the ratio of the ONE wrong spelling (please don't bother telling me if there are others) to the rest. Its 4am in Russia btw...so way past your bedtime here

eimearcmh

Watch 'The Proposal'.

MardiB

CaptainMeerkat wrote: »

@mardiB,

well done, gold star and blue peter badge for you...now go count all the letters in the post on your fingers, toes, tenticles or whatever else you got; and compare the ratio of the ONE wrong spelling (please don't bother telling me if there are others) to the rest. Its 4am in Russia btw...so way past your bedtime here

Sorry Captain Meerkat, I'm living in the West so don't get told when to go to bed by my man. I hope I didn't upset you too much, you are quite probably a fine English as a foreign language teacher.

CaptainMeerkat

historian actually mardi and no offense taken!none meant either

johnn

Call this man

MardiB

CaptainMeerkat wrote: »

historian actually mardi and no offense taken!none meant either

None meant or taken here either:)

Jaxxy

CaptainMeerkat wrote: »

@starbelgrade!

noticed that too! nice people....!

problem is (altho I failed to mention also), have fine girl at home in Ireland too but preferences preferences preferences! thats not important, thats for relationship forum!

Wait, whaaat? You have an Irish girlfriend and a Russian girlfriend? :eek:

CaptainMeerkat

JaxxYChicK wrote: »

Wait, whaaat? You have an Irish girlfriend and a Russian girlfriend? :eek:

well.....yes Please, I feel awful but only started to date this one while here in Russia and can't tell my Irish lady over the phone...we will have a talk when I return....Im an a*shole but not a complete c**t

Jaxxy

CaptainMeerkat wrote: »

well.....yes Please, I feel awful but only started to date this one while here in Russia and can't tell my Irish lady over the phone...we will have a talk when I return....Im an a*shole but not a complete c**t

So you've been in Russia since March and you've been stringing your Irish girlfriend along since then?

Might have been less cruel to link her to this thread.

Sardonicat

CaptainMeerkat wrote: »

well.....yes Please, I feel awful but only started to date this one while here in Russia and can't tell my Irish lady over the phone...we will have a talk when I return....Im an a*shole but not a complete c**t

Just pray Irish (soon-to-be) ex-girlfriend is not on boards, eh?


I'm gonna have that stupid meerkat jingle in my head all night now.(cue more pathetic puns :rolleyes:)

CaptainMeerkat

JaxxY, I really really don't like what I am doing but I will NOT dump a girl (3.5yrs) over the phone or via a chat on some instant messangers...the details are complicated and irrelevant to both this topic and your morals about MY personal life

Sorry Sardonicat... love Alexandr Orlov though - he the legend! Check out the Compare the Meerkat bloopers on Youtube too, hilarious!

Jaxxy

CaptainMeerkat wrote: »

JaxxY, I really really don't like what I am doing but I will NOT dump a girl (3.5yrs) over the phone or via a chat on some instant messangers...the details are complicated and irrelevant to both this topic and your morals about MY personal life

Sorry Sardonicat... love Alexandr Orlov though - he the legend! Check out the Compare the Meerkat bloopers on Youtube too, hilarious!

Nothing to do with my morals really, I was merely making an observation. Besides, you disclosed that information about YOUR personal life in this thread, leaving it open for public comment.

Personally I'd rather be dumped back in March over IM or phone rather than pine away and stay faithful to a bloke who is screwing a Russian English teacher behind my back for months on end. But that's just me. Maybe you like having her on standby in case you can't get your Russian missus into the country? :pac:

Oh Mr. Meerkat, you're a crafty one.

MardiB

CaptainMeerkat wrote: »

JaxxY, I really really don't like what I am doing but I will NOT dump a girl (3.5yrs) over the phone or via a chat on some instant messangers...the details are complicated and irrelevant to both this topic and your morals about MY personal life

Sorry Sardonicat... love Alexandr Orlov though - he the legend! Check out the Compare the Meerkat bloopers on Youtube too, hilarious!

Meerkat, that's even worse, 3.5 years and you are asking advise about how to bring a russian girl you have been seeing for a few months over to Ireland on a public forum:eek: That is brutal, hugely disrespectful and plain idiotic. Man up ffs...... She's a lucky girl