The Apprentice UK 2010 ***Week 1***

Busi_Girl08

Surely that's illegal?!

kerash

the girls didnt cook any saussies! fail

they look to be in a professional area so they should be able to sell their high priced bangers easier there than the like of where the boys are. Fecking expensive sausages tho.

duckysauce

Gunsfortoys wrote: »

Nope. This task is much worse than any of the ones Bill handed out.

same as selling hotel vouchers

MagicMarker

kerash wrote: »

the girls didnt cook any saussies! fail

they look to be in a professional area so they should be able to sell their high priced bangers easier there than the like of where the boys are. Fecking expensive sausages tho.

Would you buy sausages on your way to work?

IM0

who is going to buy sausages in an office ffs! muppets..

ibarelycare

Melissa (? blondey with glasses) is a dick.

MagicMarker

WTF!?! They're arguing in front of the fúcking chef, IDIOTS!!!

duckysauce

bitch fest one of them is gone if the women lose

Gunsfortoys

Sweet jesus, closing the sale of a ****ing sausage. What a ****ing idiot.

fricatus

"It's a matter of pro-fes-sio-nal-ism"

Stupid b!tch Melissa :rolleyes:

kerash

MagicMarker wrote: »

Would you buy sausages on your way to work?

good point!

Sizzler

duckysauce wrote: »

same as selling hotel vouchers

Refreshing to see there has been no blatant product placement, a run of the mill non branded product, makes for much easier viewing

Not the easiest task but trying to flog sausis on the street, WTF !

IM0

right Im betting one of the city bankers goes today

Gunsfortoys

Sizzler wrote: »

Refreshing to see there has been no blatant product placement, a run of the mill non branded product, makes for much easier viewing

Not the easiest task but trying to flog sausis on the street, WTF !

Exactly, it is a test of absolute balls of brass. The best way is to be thrown in at the deep end. Fair play to them they sold a good bit.

thalia_13

Blonde one is some power hungry bxtch. Everyone in our house shouting at her antics about closing her deals. Oh my god and as for the fella's team leader!

ibarelycare

Oooh Nick's got Melissa's number!

I LOVE Nick. He's so scathing :cool:

fricatus

The thought just struck me... no ads for the Big Red Book, Snap Printing, Lucozade Lite, in fact no ads at all!!!

By the way, anyone else think that the name "Lord Sugar" sounds like a dodgy porn star?

fricatus

Sizzler wrote: »

Not the easiest task but trying to flog sausis on the street, WTF !

Coming from someone called Sizzler, that's got to be true!

ibarelycare

:eek: so close!

Hope Dan goes.

IM0

fricatus wrote: »

The thought just struck me... no ads for the Big Red Book, Snap Printing, Lucozade Lite, in fact no ads at all!!!

BBC1

Gunsfortoys

ibarelycare wrote: »

Oooh Nick's got Melissa's number!

I LOVE Nick. He's so scathing :cool:

He is very fair but also very ruthless when he comes across a slacker.

MagicMarker

That's right ladies.... group hug.

ibarelycare

Gunsfortoys wrote: »

He is very fair but also very ruthless when he comes across a slacker.

I like the way he pointed out the two girls that stood out.

You can already see that there is much more promise with these candidates than the Irish ones.

That house :eek: Wow!

fricatus

Hopefully d!ckhead Dan will go, or else that dumbass "telecoms entrepreneur" Stuart Baggs will go.

Busi_Girl08

So their prize was....to go home?

IM0

£15 ouch
the PM goes, if only for the feet on the table type stunt...muppet

MagicMarker

OMG WATER!!!!!!!!! AGGGGHGHGHHGHG!!!!!

Gunsfortoys

Liz is a tasty dish.

pablodunlop

me@ucd wrote: »

£15 ouch

What were the numbers again?

Busi_Girl08

Mr. Grumpy Face PM to go I think.

Either that, or cheeky chappy telecom guy who shoved the sausages in the punters' faces.

salad dodger

pablodunlop wrote: »

What were the numbers again?

305for the boys
320for the girls

Gunsfortoys

I can't see Dan lasting, he is very bad with people and very unprofessional. F**K this and F**k that. Get the wanker out.

thalia_13

I'm with you on that fricatus. Think it has to be dan he already irked suralun by slouching in his chair

salad dodger

thalia_13 wrote: »

I'm with you on that fricatus. Think it has to be dan he already irked suralun by slouching in his chair

Its Lorsuga now

Busi_Girl08

A lot of them have very strikingly blue eyes :eek:

pablodunlop

DP

pablodunlop

salad dodger wrote: »

305for the boys
320for the girls

me@ucd wrote: »

cant remember that was the difference which is all that matters for this task

Thanks, any idea of the costs?probably tiredness but coulda sworn that the boy's profit margin was better when I heard it

ibarelycare

I love Raleigh Addington!

fricatus

Anyone think Lord Addington is like a cross between Tim Nice But Dim and the Breffmeister?

ibarelycare

fricatus wrote: »

Anyone think Lord Addington is like a cross between Tim Nice But Dim and the Breffmeister?

As soon as I saw him I was thinking Breff!

Busi_Girl08

pablodunlop wrote: »

Thanks, probably tiredness but coulda sworn that the boy's profit margin was better

They spent less than the girls, mainly because they bulked up the sausages with all the rusk and crap.

The girls were able to charge higher with their "gourmet" sausages, so made a higher profit.

As far as I know, both teams had the same quantity of stock?

ibarelycare

"One of the most successful people in the world"

"The brand Stuart Baggs"

???

GTFO!

MagicMarker

Busi_Girl08 wrote: »

They spent less than the girls, mainly because they bulked up the sausages with all the rusk and crap.

The girls were able to charge higher with their "gourmet" sausages, so made a higher profit.

As far as I know, both teams had the same quantity of stock?

They had the same budget and had to buy their own stock, or meat at least.

Gunsfortoys

ibarelycare wrote: »

I love Raleigh Addington!

Yes he is a good candidate. A degree in Economics FTW.

yahoo_moe

All I can think of every time that Raaaawleigh guy says anything:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tekXxB6dosQ

MagicMarker

I want to stab Stuart in the face.

fricatus

I'm looking forward to seeing the Lego animation of all the lads arguing together.

Busi_Girl08

I don't know who I can't stand more; Dan or Stuart.

Stuart is too arrogant to be a Breffney.

Gunsfortoys

Dan calls himself an entrepreneur.:mad::mad:

fricatus

"I had an offer like that from Nigeria once"

ROFL Lord Siúcra