The things my OH finds strangely endearing:

curlzy

So, you know the way your OH knows you better than anyone? What odd things do you do that they find really cute? According to my OH, eating all my toast (from centre to outside) except for the crust and also individually buttering his potatoes when I boil them.

Now your go:

NOTE: mostly made up this thread coz all the others are so depressing.

ottostreet

the sight of my blood all over her bedroom floor


no, really, she wants me dead

ibarelycare

I don't have an Other Half. I'm a full person.

optogirl

ibarelycare wrote: »

I don't have an Other Half. I'm a full person.

ah relax

Mr Benevolent

Our latest conversation:

She: 'Is your face hurting you?'

Me: 'No, why?'

She: 'It's bleedin' killin' me.'

stovelid

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OBj9AQJ3a6I

Pookah

ibarelycare wrote: »

I don't have an Other Half. I'm a full person.

I'm a top half. Virgo. GSOH.

Seeking bottom half who likes theatre and long walks on the beach.

FlutterinBantam

She loves the way I sometimes 'flag up' a diamond cutting boner and whack it up her nipsy when she is taking the clothes out of the washing machine.

Never fails to amuse her.

alwaysadub

I'm single, so people find the odd things i do weird, not endearing.

stupidusername

I'm single. so naturally I've nothing endearing about me.

Hasmunch

Dutch Oven... keeping the romance alive

knird evol

curlzy wrote: »

So, you know the way your OH knows you better than anyone? What odd things do you do that they find really cute? According to my OH, eating all my toast (from centre to outside) except for the crust and also individually buttering his potatoes when I boil them.

Now your go:

NOTE: mostly made up this thread coz all the others are so depressing.

I find your post really depressing

Lockstep

She loves it when I give her an Angry Pirate. Who says romance is dead?

curlzy

bazmaiden wrote: »

OH dear, I don't think someone is going to be happy with your response, she is a strong independant woman (or man) that doesn't need an other half. So really you should have been making a "you go girl" face, the nearest I would find is this:

stovelid

Hasmunch wrote: »

Dutch Oven... keeping the romance alive

We fondly refer to this as The Bedroom Belsen.

ibarelycare

alwaysadub wrote: »

I'm single, so people find the odd things i do weird, not endearing.

stupidusername wrote: »

I'm single. so naturally I've nothing endearing about me.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BKPoHgKcqag

bazmaiden

ibarelycare wrote: »

I don't have an Other Half. I'm a full person.

alwaysadub wrote: »

I'm single, so people find the odd things i do weird, not endearing.

stupidusername wrote: »

I'm single. so naturally I've nothing endearing about me.

a pattern emerges

Funkfield

stovelid wrote: »

We fondly refer to this as The Bedroom Belsen.

We call it the Aga CAN

OhThePenguin

curlzy wrote: »

So, you know the way your OH knows you better than anyone? What odd things do you do that they find really cute? According to my OH, eating all my toast (from centre to outside) except for the crust and also individually buttering his potatoes when I boil them.

You butter your potatoes before you boil them or when they are actually boiling in the pot? Strange....

alwaysadub

kickoutthejams wrote: »

She loves it when I give her an Angry Pirate. Who says romance is dead?

I might regret this, but what may i ask is an Angry Pirate?

ibarelycare

alwaysadub wrote: »

I might regret this, but what may i ask is an Angry Pirate?

Lol. From urbandictionary

When a guy is ****ing a girl from behind and when he's about to blow his load, spits on the girls back. Naturally she thinks the man is done and turns around. As soon as the girl turns around, he blows his load in ONE of her eyes. When the girl covers her eye with her hand (like a pirates eye-patch), the guy then punches her in the throat. She will then gargle "ARRRRRRRRRR" like a pirate due to her throat being punched.

OhThePenguin

alwaysadub wrote: »

I might regret this, but what may i ask is an Angry Pirate?

A pirate after his treasure has been stolen.

Or this.

EDIT: Beaten to it

00112984

Mr. 00112984 is a lovely man. Every evening he makes me a cup of tea and offers me a snack. Last night he offered me a Rich Tea but I said "no thanks. I'd like a Kitkat Chunky". He brought me a Kitkat Chunky so I threw it back at him and said "no, I wanted an ordinary Kitkat you fat bastard".

Mr Benevolent

00112984 wrote: »

Mr. 00112984 is a lovely man. Every evening he makes me a cup of tea and offers me a snack. Last night he offered me a Rich Tea but I said "no thanks. I'd like a Kitkat Chunky". He brought me a Kitkat Chunky so I threw it back at him and said "no, I wanted an ordinary Kitkat you fat bastard".

Inspired.

Sanjuro

00112984 wrote: »

Mr. 00112984 is a lovely man. Every evening he makes me a cup of tea and offers me a snack. Last night he offered me a Rich Tea but I said "no thanks. I'd like a Kitkat Chunky". He brought me a Kitkat Chunky so I threw it back at him and said "no, I wanted an ordinary Kitkat you fat bastard".

Has anyone ever tried getting 4 Kitkat Chunkies, melting a bit of chocolate and fusing the 4 KKCs together to make some sort of godless abomination uber Kitkat chunky...?

....


.... that's the plan for the evening sorted.


Okay, back on topic.

Pookah

Mine won't tell me what she finds endearing.

She doesn't like to give me any sort of advantage.

Darksaga87

Nothing says "I love you!" like a donkey punch. Then, when her birthday rolls around, show her the comments of the donkey punch vid you put on the internet of the 2 of you.

thebigbiffo

em...she likes it when i, eh. emmmmmmm

DAMN YOU OP, DAMN YOU TO HELL FOR MAKING ME REALISE MY MARRIAGE IS A SHAM

i'm only half joking...i think most of my quirks actully wreck her head

Feeona

When I belch, he says 'Oohhh Feeona' in a voice that's usually reserved for other activities.

I think he's taking the piss, in fact I hope he is. I can't belch on demand :mad:

curlzy

OhThePenguin wrote: »

You butter your potatoes before you boil them or when they are actually boiling in the pot? Strange....

, sorry that should have been "I individually butter his potatoes, when I boil them":D

Adam

Sanjuro wrote: »

Has anyone ever tried getting 4 Kitkat Chunkies, melting a bit of chocolate and fusing the 4 KKCs together to make some sort of godless abomination uber Kitkat chunky...?

....


.... that's the plan for the evening sorted.


Okay, back on topic.

been watching any bill bailey lately?

super_furry

Sanjuro wrote: »

Has anyone ever tried getting 4 Kitkat Chunkies, melting a bit of chocolate and fusing the 4 KKCs together to make some sort of godless abomination uber Kitkat chunky...?

....


.... that's the plan for the evening sorted.


Okay, back on topic.

http://www.supersizedmeals.com/food/article.php/20080617-Giant_Kit_Kat

curlzy

thebigbiffo wrote: »

em...she likes it when i, eh. emmmmmmm

DAMN YOU OP, DAMN YOU TO HELL FOR MAKING ME REALISE MY MARRIAGE IS A SHAM

i'm only half joking...i think most of my quirks actully wreck her head

:eek:.......*HUG*

curlzy

Adam wrote: »

been watching any bill bailey lately?

EVERYONE should quote Bill Bailey!!!

D'Agger

Sanjuro wrote: »

Has anyone ever tried getting 4 Kitkat Chunkies, melting a bit of chocolate and fusing the 4 KKCs together to make some sort of godless abomination uber Kitkat chunky...?

Watch Bill Bailey much??

EDIT: DAMMIT!!!

flahavaj

The soft hairless underside of my ballsack.

AckwelFoley

Apparently i give good head, well it either me or that JESUS chap

AckwelFoley

This guy is nice to his OH.. LOL

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=70jFzlxCnZA

ascanbe

This is what a thread in the Ladies Lounge being invaded by After Hours regulars would look like.

Lux23

ascanbe wrote: »

This is what a thread in the Ladies Lounge being invaded by After Hours regulars would look like.

Puke fest.

Snowie

gick

Celly Smunt

ibarelycare wrote: »

Lol. From urbandictionary

thats wrong what you do is cum in her eye and kick her leg real hard so she looks like she has a wooden leg,its the angry pirate.

bronte

Weird things I do that are endearing apparently:

I like to use a mouse when I'm on my laptop.

I always overdress..even if we're just heading to the pub for a bit.

I talk to myself.

I never really think ahead that much.

The amount of space all my products take up in the bathroom.

silverspoon

curlzy wrote: »

So, you know the way your OH knows you better than anyone? What odd things do you do that they find really cute?

You know, it's never come up.

BluesBerry

curlzy wrote: »

, sorry that should have been "I individually butter his potatoes, when I boil them":D

Duuurty!

Asphyxia

The little freak out I have when he's making me a cup of tea and he puts the milk in before the tea. Eek it has to go in last :rolleyes:

00112984

Pocketfizz wrote: »

The little freak out I have when he's making me a cup of tea and he puts the milk in before the tea. Eek it has to go in last :rolleyes:

Of course it does! Otherwise the milk clogs the pores of the teabag and it doesn't brew properly. Same with sugar- water and syrup prevents osmosis.

The Agogo

00112984 wrote: »

Of course it does! Otherwise the milk clogs the pores of the teabag and it doesn't brew properly. Same with sugar- water and syrup prevents osmosis.

m'glevin

Sanjuro

Adam wrote: »

been watching any bill bailey lately?

No. From your post, I assume he talks about it. Or else you're going wildly off-topic.

Adam

Sanjuro wrote: »

No. From your post, I assume he talks about it. Or else you're going wildly off-topic.

strueth, best not go off topic in after hours :rolleyes:

squeakyduck

I think he's gotta love "oh no I've lost my keys/ID/passport/wallet" freakout by now...He always calls me "mad woman" when I find it/them.

When I get angry/annoyed I usually push him away and yell high pitched "gwan goway" in a country accent which he just stops an laughs at, also the way I say "no" is funny to him. Damn my Waterford accent!

He finds my constant choosing of chocolate with nearly every meal...which I'm called "chocolatey woman".

He loves the way I eat eggs too. I take the shells off, eat the white like an apple and leave the yoke last...because I'm a "mad yoke" to him! :P One of our friends told me I ate my eggs like a protestant on a recent trip to Belfast! :eek: :rolleyes: