Things that Culchies Like (alternative to the Skanger's list)

Gran Hermano

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Whinging about Dublin whilst having no qualms taking advantage of education or employment opportunities in Dublin. There are plenty of places I dislike, unlike certain turf chewing brethern I'd never even contemplate living in any of them .

goat2

CorkMan wrote: »

WTF!?!?!

I'm from Cork City. The city itself has 125,000 people and if you include the suburbs there is close to 300,000 people. Cork is far from a little town, it is a city. Dublin is bigger alright but I Cork is way bigger than the likes of Portlaoise, Killarney, Athlone, etc.

i am sorry to inform you that, killarney, portlaoise and athlone are not cities, they are known as towns, cork, Dublin, galway,limerick, waterford have cities as the last name

Toyota_Avensis

Drivin 98-02 Toyota Avensises

Reloc8

CorkMan wrote: »

WTF!?!?!

I'm from Cork City. The city itself has 125,000 people and if you include the suburbs there is close to 300,000 people. Cork is far from a little town, it is a city. Dublin is bigger alright but I Cork is way bigger than the likes of Portlaoise, Killarney, Athlone, etc.

Being from Cork.

Talking about Cork, even if no one else is.

Thinking everything goes back to something about Cork.

Being paranoid about whether everyone else thinks Cork is brilliant.

Being defensive about Cork because they suspect that not everyone else thinks that.

CorkMan wrote: »

Making sure that people know they're from Cork without having to say anything.

CorkMan wrote: »

WTF!?!?!

I'm from Cork City

Telling them anyway.

Richard Noggin

Calling everyone ''bai'', even women.

Being obsessed with Dublin, have extremely lame reasons why their ****hole is better.

Having one pair of trousers.

Driving 120mph after drinking all night with 28 people in the Fiat Punto.

RTE.

Tayto Crisps, a synonym for crisps.

The Farmer's Journal.

Hang sangwiches.

Mundy, playing Galway Girl at every party.

Doing the Christmas shopping in Dublin (Cleary's).

Fianna Fáil.

Glenroe.

30 mile drives to the shop.

orourkeda

scientific1982 wrote: »

An appreciation that Dublin is just a big town and not a real city.

You must feel right at home so

Reloc8

Sure it was a field once.

mstan

Wait a second OP.....you think a culchie is the alternative to a skanger

x in the city

using the green bong in the middle of the road as a guide on their journey

Donal Og O Baelach

Don't forget - ye were all culchies once. This nations progress was fuelled by turf pulled out of the bogs by ye're fathers, and ye're fathers fathers. It's proud traditions and lore were invented at a thousand cottage hearths. I for one am proud to be what ye call a "culchie"; and in answer to your question - I like porridge, mart day, and Desirae Spencer.

Dyr

Donal Og O Baelach wrote: »

Don't forget - ye were all culchies once.

Ehh...No, I was born in dublin, so I was never a spud gobbler

Mont

People from the country like a bit of intelligent conversation every now and again. This is impossible when talking to a West-Brit Dub who is so braindead that it doesnt even know where the IFSC is or where Grafton St is??? Get out of your pyjamas pushing your prams up and down to Spar, with your fake tan on at 10.00 am. Get a life and see the country. I swear most Dubs know more about X Factor than their own city. I have never met a dumber breed than your typical loud ignorant Dub. What is it with your scanger dress sense too. Ye are a bunch of cheap skates buying yer sham clothes in some flea market. As ye say in that knacker accent ye have "Look at de state of yis".

silverspoon

Erm...to get back on to the topic of harmless humourless fun...

The Post Office.
Angel Delight.
Corned Beef.
The Ploughing Championships.
Dinner at 1 p.m.

John_Rambo

cutymonalisa wrote: »

Dubland

flas wrote: »

people in dublin

flas wrote: »

dublin

tennessee time wrote: »

from dublin

Elenxor wrote: »

Our Dublin

kilkenny_kid wrote: »

dubs

goat2 wrote: »

dublin

scientific1982 wrote: »

Dublin

CorkMan wrote: »

Dublin .

goat2 wrote: »

Dublin

Mont wrote: »

a West-Brit Dub

Mont wrote: »

Dubs

Mont wrote: »

Dub

Being so obsessed with their capital, they have to talk about it on a thread devoted to all rural activities.

LETHAL LADY

Bambi wrote: »

Ehh...No, I was born in dublin, so I was never a spud gobbler

Yeah but being a dub I'm sure youse are well used to gobbling

John_Rambo

LETHAL LADY wrote: »

gobbling

Wishful thinking sugar. xxx

demakinz

Hare hunting

Coursing

A bottle of tay on the bog.

Getting the turf home before the neighbor.

Spitting the fat from food on the floor for the dog

A dinner dance

Mr Trade In

The Big Smoke
Incest
Cabbage
The Big Red Tractor
Poitcheen
The Gaa
Rugby
Jackeens
occasional sheep rummage
Fianna Fail
RTE
Milk Prices
Bread Prices
F'n EU
Bringing their own tap water to Dublin in bottles(at least the guys I know do)

John_Rambo

Having a rear wheel drive car and knowing it's a rear wheel drive car and driving it like a rear wheel drive car.

At the age of eight.

LETHAL LADY

Being a culchie I would have to say tis a package of tayto and a can of finta lemon everytime.

yeahme

LETHAL LADY wrote: »

Being a culchie I would have to say tis a package of tayto and a can of finta lemon everytime.

Well if its meself im considering its the cheese and honion crisps and a glass bottle of coke that I like. especially after the taetime.

LETHAL LADY

yeahme wrote: »

Well if its meself im considering its the cheese and honion crisps and a glass bottle of coke that I like. especially after the taetime.

Well holy god you must be one of them big fancy folk that went to the big smoike and came back with your big ideas and your glass bottles and your cheese and honion and the like. The parish priest will be hearing about this.

yeahme

Araa jaysis woman will ya shtop your whist, and leave me to enjoy me bacon and cabbage in peace, and as for the big shomke
the only good thing in it is the road leading out of it.

efb

Cafe Kylemore on O'Connell St

kowloon

EarlERizer wrote: »

1. TK Red Lemonade
2. Nodding sharply and saying "haw jayney o'course"
3. Drink driving
4. The Late Late show
5. Glenroe DVD's
6. GAA
7. Painting everything in their county colours
8. Hating Dubs
9. Going to town
10. Tea and a 'Hang' Sandwiches


continue....

How I miss thee...:(

Puck

Saying hello to people.
Being neighbourly.
Tayto crisps!
Proper dogs.

rainbowdrop

LETHAL LADY wrote: »

Being a culchie I would have to say tis a package of tayto and a can of finta lemon everytime.

yeahme wrote: »

Well if its meself im considering its the cheese and honion crisps and a glass bottle of coke that I like. especially after the taetime.

LETHAL LADY wrote: »

Well holy god you must be one of them big fancy folk that went to the big smoike and came back with your big ideas and your glass bottles and your cheese and honion and the like. The parish priest will be hearing about this.

yeahme wrote: »

Araa jaysis woman will ya shtop your whist, and leave me to enjoy me bacon and cabbage in peace, and as for the big shomke
the only good thing in it is the road leading out of it.

The two of ye should get married.......

:pac:

starbelgrade

rainbowdrop wrote: »

The two of ye should get married.......

:pac:

They're probably related.

Johro

'Things that culchies like.'
Making lists.

storm2811

kowloon wrote: »

How I miss thee...:(

Why? Where'd it go?:eek:

Cavan cola, hate the stuff but everyone seemed to love it at the time.

fonecrusher1

Not injecting heroin into both eyeballs at the same time while snorting lines of coke & eating heroin sandwiches & cakes.

scientific1982

We should just have a big fight between the culchies and the dubs to sort it out once and for all.

LETHAL LADY

rainbowdrop wrote: »

The two of ye should get married.......

:pac:

Well ta very much for pointing that out. What a splendid idea :rolleyes:. Twould be in the parish church and we would all sit on the one side cause we are all related after all.

andrew cross

LETHAL LADY wrote: »

Well ta very much for pointing that out. What a splendid idea :rolleyes:. Twould be in the parish church and we would all sit on the one side cause we are all related after all.

you could (the DO)in the barn ate barnbrack, (go for a roll in the hay) ask the dubs down make sure they wear baceball caps and runners over their pyjames say to the happy couple( a jasus howey bud.whats the storry ,this is my mot kimberley) :cool:

flas

John_Rambo wrote: »

Being so obsessed with their capital, they have to talk about it on a thread devoted to all rural activities.

not taking things out of context!

flas

scientific1982 wrote: »

We should just have a big fight between the culchies and the dubs to sort it out once and for all.

needles against pitch forks, with the dubs outnumbered 3-1!

apoeiguq3094y

sangwiches with butter (buh-her) so thick ... ya can see the skid marks of your teeth.
waving at everybody you pass on the road.
knowing that its going to rain because the local mountain looks further away - really close.

scientific1982

flas wrote: »

needles against pitch forks, with the dubs outnumbered 3-1!

We'd batter them but it would be good craic.

fonecrusher1

flas wrote: »

needles against pitch forks, with the dubs outnumbered 3-1!

The dubs foot soldiers would be all the useless skanger junkies & the bogger foot soldiers would be all the inbred kids & mutant half farm animal/half human creatures.

Dubs would throw large hot cappafrappaigottheclappachinos & freshly used (empty of course) needles at the culchies & they would respond by throwing turf, spuds & breakfast rolls by the bucket load.

The dubs would probably win though because of their secret weapon. Giant pictures of escalators. T'would scare the sh!t out of the bogfolk. "Jaysus lads, wat da hell are dey??? run lads run....":eek:

John_Rambo

flas wrote: »

not taking things out of context!

I haven't. You get a chance to talk about all things good with rural living and all you can do is put down another part of the country? Boast about bigger houses and bigger gardens in comparison with Dublin?

Have some pride in your area, point out the good and if you have nothing good to say, say nothing.

_feedback_

Having a piss in Cavehill Reds garden. Ya couldn't baaate it with a schtick.








and saying ya couldn't baaate it with a schtick.

Sykk

They like being much more skilled than dubs in all sports, yes that includes your shítty soccer.

Actually letting their kids out to play in a big garden rather than the 4x5 foot ones full of nettles the dubs call gardens.

Can speak understandable English.

yeahme

well to be honhest, I am on the look out for a new quare 'un, the one i have a the moment, well lets face it shes pinking a bit, just like when the auld MF135 blows the gasket, jaysis when shes yelling at me, she sounds like a dunnes stores bag a wailin cats bein drownded.

and fore i forgets it, ah TK red Lemonade and a bit a poiteen works wonders on a sick beast.

sensibleken

Trying to stop me crossing 'their' land to see a national monument

checkyabadself

Ear to the ground
Angelus
Sunday clothes
Black wrangler jeans
Swarfega
Mitsubishi L200's
Hard water
Homemade "cakes" of brown bread
5 piece tool kit- consaw, welder, WD40, lump hammer, bailing twine.
Loose leaf tea.
Have a field just for old cars.
Burn their rubbish in a barrel.
Range cookers.
Never use the front door ofthe house.
Smoke golden virginia, drink Paddy.
Use shotguns as coatstands at the back door.
Call a utility room a scullery.

Richard Noggin

Sykk wrote: »

They like being much more skilled than dubs in all sports, yes that includes your shítty soccer.

Actually letting their kids out to play in a big garden rather than the 4x5 foot ones full of nettles the dubs call gardens.

Can speak understandable English.

1)Better at all sports? Definitely not golf (Harrington,McGinley). Boxing (Bernard Dunne being the most celebrated Irish boxer in years, Michael Caruth is an olympic gold medalist, Steve Collins is a former World Champion.) Dublin has produced the most great footballers (Robbie Keane,Damien Duff,Niall Quinn,Ronnie Whelan,David O Leary,Richard Dunne,Kenny Cunningham). Dublin Gaelic footballers are the second most decorated county in the country (22 All Ireland titles).Snooker(Ken Doherty is a former World Champion,Fergal O Brien is a Dub). Most of the big football clubs are from Dublin ( St Pats,Rovers,Bohs,Shels).

2) You would want to have a big garden with fcuk all else to do.

3)Understandable english? Good one!

jackiebaron

CorkMan wrote: »

WTF!?!?!

I'm from Cork City. The city itself has 125,000 people and if you include the suburbs there is close to 300,000 people. Cork is far from a little town, it is a city. Dublin is bigger alright but I Cork is way bigger than the likes of Portlaoise, Killarney, Athlone, etc.

Feck off back ta Gurrane' ya norrie!

irishgrover

I love it when people take this sh!t seriously and start getting all defensive (with examples!!!!)

CHealy

Whenever I see the boggers down here on a night out they always seem to wear chord trousers, or jeans with really really wide ends. As in they could fit the end of the pair of jeans over there shoes. That and shirts tucked into their jeans.

I was also with a relative from the country once who was amazed with the double decker buses.

All this doesnt really matter anyway, everyone from outside of this tiny island thinks of us as spud eating farmers anyway.

doolox

Try driving to Ballyboughill, Naul, Rush etc.....full of tractors and LAND.......

LAND...............