Film reviews, AH Style.

orourkeda

Debbie Does Dallas = Debbie Does Dallas

AckwelFoley

The Passion of the Christ - The Leading character dies at the end.

Rage, i was rooting for him

Krusader

Salt: A rom-com where Salt dumps Vinegar whose left sour-faced, Salt finds true love with Pepper which leads to some spicy action in the the kitchen

BotFly

Blair witch project:

Ok they're in the woods, looking for a witch or something... nothings happening, nothings happening, the camera keeps on moving, nothings happening, nothings happening, something about a map, nothings happening, nothings happening, it's over. Everyone in the audience looks pissed.

nullzero

foxinsox wrote: »

Rocky = it's not about geology and it's not set in the mountains...

Partially corrected in Rocky IV...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1oDTNEEu3Rw

alwaysadub

Snatch: Not actually a porno.

Dodgeball: People trying to dodge balls.

ikeano29

Foreign movie well worth a watch, Pusher.

there are also 2 and 3 that are just as good also.

orourkeda

alwaysadub wrote: »

Snatch: Not actually a porno.

Dodgeball: People trying to dodge balls.

Is that not a porno either?

alwaysadub

orourkeda wrote: »

Is that not a porno either?

Good point!

orourkeda

alwaysadub wrote: »

Good point!

at least they weren't trying to dodge tits.

speaking of which

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1479183/

joebucks

The Girl with the Pearl Earring- Scarlett Johannson with a pearl necklace woulda been better.

RayM

The Expendables - Watched it once. Never again.

Inception - Slept straight through it. Very enjoyable.

Son Of A Vidic

The Hangover - so fcuking funny I fell asleep!!!

BotFly

Letters from Iwo Jima - Hollywood affords full human being status upon the Japs.

The Big Lewbowski - Nam, Bowling, Nam, bowling, white russians, wheelchair, In and Out Burger, nihilists, Nam, Shola Shabbas, 8 year olds, Bowling.

Sharpshooter

medicman2009 wrote: »

The Hangover - so fcuking funny I fell asleep!!!

You're hard to please so, I found it to be .

Loved it, what's wrong with you?

/oh..right, you fell asleep.

Though then again it might be me, Weekend at Bernie's also had me laughing.

El Horseboxo

Timecop - About a punctual police officer.

Cliffhanger - You need to see the sequel to find out what happens next.

Einhard

Dean09 wrote: »

District 9 -- Sh1te film with a poxy accent all the way through. "Fookin prawns"

Take that back! I'm just after watching it. Thought it was brilliant. You're obviously a Praunist!!

fonecrusher1

NothingMan wrote: »

Avatar = See Ferngully / Dances with Wolves

Not a bad review.

Hows this?...Avatar: A movie about 9ft tall smurfs wearing a bit too much glitter dancing around giant trees singing.

Einhard

fonecrusher1 wrote: »

Not a bad review.

Hows this?...Avatar: A movie about 9ft tall smurfs wearing a bit too much glitter dancing around giant trees singing.

Even better...

Avatar: A biopic depicting the early years of legendary director Howard Hughes' career, from the late 1920s to the mid-1940s.

Oh, wait...

fonecrusher1

Einhard wrote: »

Take that back! I'm just after watching it. Thought it was brilliant. You're obviously a Praunist!!

Its the best sci/fi film of the last 5 years.

It upset a lot of people because its a bit dark & violent & actually provokes thought unlike the usual hollywood happy shiney sh!te thats drip fed to the masses.
Also the fact that it was set in South Africa confused/frightened a lot of dumb folk.

Sorry...my After Hours type remark; Anchorman/dodgeball etc etc FTW lol omg epic...um?.....< Father Ted reference >.

foxinsox

I am legend = zombies and stuff - good eye candy

28 Days = zombies and stuff - nothing to do with menstrual cycle

2012 = mostly very bad stuff - no zombies or eye candy

LOTR The Two Towers = documentary on the demolition of Ballymun

Pirates of the Caribbean = nice scenery and eye candy