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  • 07-10-2010 11:59am
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    MonkieSocks
    Registered Users Posts: 8,310 ✭✭✭


    On the news earlier I was watching all these Scousers marching in protest about the Liverpool FC buy out.

    I thought, "Fook me, how did all these people manage to get a day off work at such short notice to...?

    "Oh."

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    I rang the Anfield souvenir shop yesterday and said that I already own some Red Socks and I wanted to know if they had any other stuff going cheap...

    Apparently I now own the whole bloody club.

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    Try braking, it gives your driving a bit of 00mph.

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    I went to the butchers this morning and asked for a pound of sausages.

    The butcher replied "sorry we only serve kilos"

    I said "alright. Give me a pound of fookin kilos then."

    =(:-) Me? I know who I am. I'm a dude playing a dude disguised as another dude (-:)=



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