What do you want?

Kimono-Girl

in a man/woman,

i know similar topics have been done but our local radio station is discussing it and has a poll on facebook today to see what cork women/men want in an other half....

id love to see afterhours take on this, as in the poll most women state they want a guy with a 'good sense of humor'....is this true?


and guys are saying things such as 'knowing the offside rule' 'cooking like mammy' and 'a nice ass'

so after hours what do you want in your ideal woman/man?

FreudianSlippers

'knowing the offside rule' and 'cooking like mammy' are 2 things I would look for the opposite of in a woman. Country people :rolleyes:

I like intelligence, humour and nice tits (not too big!).

NothingMan

candlelover wrote: »

what do you want in your ideal woman?

Me!

sensibleken

Good stretchy skin. or sturdy femurs if im making the lamp itself

Sanjuro

Bones, internal organs, blood. I know it's unimaginative, but hey, I'm a traditionalist.

Mankyspuds

A heartbeat ticks all the boxes

soft hands that do dishes

Joey the lips

i want a women that i can roide senseless when ever i am in the mood and when i am watching football she takes the kids to the playground....

liah

Sense of humour, laid-back attitude (really can't deal with people who get over-excited about everything), intelligent, curious, more man than woman (not into the whole metro thing with men). A sex drive that is actually as big as mine would be nice.

Must love dogs, and must have the same basic values as myself, otherwise I doubt we'd get along.

Oh, and, a nice back is always a nice touch. Don't ask why though. I don't know.

sensibleken

It is absolutely essential that I inspect the quality of their stool.

kfallon

The main prerequisite is......she mustn't be from Cork :eek::p

Kimono-Girl

kfallon wrote: »

The main prerequisite is......she mustn't be from Cork :eek::p

ah so you don't have the sense of humor corkwomen seem to think is soooo important!

kfallon

candlelover wrote: »

corkwomen seem to think is they are soooo important!

Fixed
*dons tin hat*

orourkeda

Hand Jobs on tap

Sanjuro

Non-AH answer-

Primarily, intelligence. I dated a girl who asked me if Spamalot (the Monty Python musical) was based on a true story. I knew at that moment, it was over.

A sense of humour is next up. Love dry, sarcastic wit. Somebody I can share those moments where you point and laugh at other people.

Otherwise, a certain amount of nerdiness, in order to put up with the kind of crap I'm into. Generosity of spirit. Not into materialistic bullshit, which is kind of a cliche, pretentious answer, but seriously, I cant really put up with America's Next Top Model, shopping being considered an activity, and things like that. And independence and courage. To do what she wants in life no matter what others think, and to say what she thinks without worrying what others think.




Oh, and a rich father.

super_furry

kfallon wrote: »

The main prerequisite is......she mustn't be from Cork :eek::p

That's number one alright.

Duggy747

A pulse, preferably.














Though that hasn't stopped me before :pac:

kfallon

orourkeda wrote: »

Hand Jobs on tap

Would you not prefer one on your cock?
Tap fetish....that's a new one even for me

stovelid

I like who I like for any number of reasons.

It's not a shopping list.

Princess Peach

A descent ride

Angron

Someone who can listen to the music I do would be nice :P But I'm not too good at defining what I really look for into one list..

sensibleken

stovelid wrote: »

I like who I like for any number of reasons.

It's not a shopping list.

Got milk?

thirtythirty

Personality wise, I can pretty much pin them down based on whether they "get" the likes of Qi, penn & teller, banksy, and whether they like any outdoor activites(ugh, i wish i hadn't seen Step Brothers - I can't say the word 'activities' without picturing that bedroom scene now!).

IMO you can tell exactly what the person is like (religion, politics, interests, intellect, humour etc) based on how they do with the above! After that, they just gotta be aesthetically pleasing, which can be a variety of forms!


Oh, and they also have to like me .

kfallon

Princess Peach wrote: »

A descent ride

Hi

I defo don't have a checklist for potential partners, just go with the fooking flow......

Kimono-Girl

kfallon wrote: »

The main prerequisite is......she mustn't be from Cork :eek::p

kfallon wrote: »

Hi

I defo don't have a checklist for potential partners, just go with the fooking flow......

once she's not from cork of course

Birneybau

Princess Peach wrote: »

A descent ride

I like going down and being gone down on too...

Shenshen

candlelover wrote: »

in a man/woman,

i know similar topics have been done but our local radio station is discussing it and has a poll on facebook today to see what cork women/men want in an other half....

id love to see afterhours take on this, as in the poll most women state they want a guy with a 'good sense of humor'....is this true?


and guys are saying things such as 'knowing the offside rule' 'cooking like mammy' and 'a nice ass'

so after hours what do you want in your ideal woman/man?

In a man... nice smile and laugh, nice hands (chewed-off fingernails give me the creeps!) long hair, not skinny, and to quote Blackadder, "hung like a baboon"...

In a woman... cute face, full figure, nice smell.

kfallon

candlelover wrote: »

once she's not from cork of course

That's already assumed.....

Joey the lips

Birneybau wrote: »

I like going down and being gone down on too...

So anywomen that can count to 69 will do you

WindSock

stovelid wrote: »

I like who I like for any number of reasons.

It's not a shopping list.

Ticking boxes on a list doesn't mean you are attracted to a person.
However, I can't say what I want in a person as much as what I don't want.

FreudianSlippers

Princess Peach wrote: »

A descent ride

So, like a roller coaster?

FreudianSlippers

Birneybau wrote: »

I like going down and being gone down on too...

Damn, you beat me to it!

I think this should be referenced in the spelling thread! :pac:

bonerm

1. Mute
2. Good Cook.

Wibbs

Personality. No self centered neurotics. No one who makes a mistake then fobs it off with magical thinking or justification after the fact. Intelligence. No txt speakers. An actual sense of humour. Kindness. Loyalty. No footballists/GAA types. No alcos/potheads. Drugs should be like a condiment to life, not the main course. On that subject... Cooking ability unimportant. I can feed myself

Physically. I like thin women. "Curvy" doesn't do it for me. Yo yo dieters to be avoided at all costs. Hair/eye colour or hair length unimportant. Height not so much of an issue. Prefer darker women as a general thing(skin tone wise anyway). Nice bum.

jackiebaron

Long black or brunette hair. Very large tits.
Dresses like a whore....fishnet stockings, tarty platform hooker shoes, etc.

OldGoat

A snooker table.
Don't ask me to explain, that would just demean it.

Bigtoe107

Tbh, the main things I look for in a woman is depth of character and a relaxed laid back attitude to life.
Nothing puts me off a woman or a person for that matter, like an over inflated opinion of themselves and the need to show this by being rude to perfectly nice people; I cant stand it but it seems to be creeping more and more into the attitudes of young Irish women (and possibly men) today, who need to be rude to people to make themselves feel better.

I also quite like the boobies too:D

Princess Peach

candlelover wrote: »

once she's not from cork of course

I'm not!

OisinT wrote: »

So, like a roller coaster?

A man made of metal who goes very fast? Could be interesting

liah

Princess Peach wrote: »

I'm not!



A man made of metal who goes very fast? Could be interesting

We already have those, they're called vibrators and some may say they're even better than the real thing

Princess Peach

liah wrote: »

We already have those, they're called vibrators and some may say they're even better than the real thing

I'm very very well informed on these items. But mine aren't made of metal....

Birneybau

liah wrote: »

We already have those, they're called vibrators and some may say they're even better than the real thing

Metal Mickey?

Steely Dan?

Wibbs

Rust

Sanjuro

Wibbs wrote: »

No txt speakers.

Yeah, agree on the text thing. I don't know what it is, but it seems to be a combination of laziness and lack of intelligence that screams out when someone uses text speak.

Earthhorse

Wibbs wrote: »

Personality. No self centered neurotics. No one who makes a mistake then fobs it off with magical thinking or justification after the fact. Intelligence. No txt speakers. An actual sense of humour. Kindness. Loyalty. No footballists/GAA types. No alcos/potheads. Drugs should be like a condiment to life, not the main course. On that subject... Cooking ability unimportant. I can feed myself

Physically. I like thin women. "Curvy" doesn't do it for me. Yo yo dieters to be avoided at all costs. Hair/eye colour or hair length unimportant. Height not so much of an issue. Prefer darker women as a general thing(skin tone wise anyway). Nice bum.

Ha! Good luck!

In these desperate times I mostly looking for wiry strength in the forearms.

Ruu_Old

i like it on the counter..oh wait, what are we doing this time?

Kimono-Girl

Ruu wrote: »

i like it on the counter..oh wait, what are we doing this time?

we're doing you!

stovelid

Wibbs wrote: »

Personality. No self centered neurotics. No one who makes a mistake then fobs it off with magical thinking or justification after the fact. Intelligence. No txt speakers. An actual sense of humour. Kindness. Loyalty. No footballists/GAA types. No alcos/potheads. Drugs should be like a condiment to life, not the main course. On that subject... Cooking ability unimportant. I can feed myself

Physically. I like thin women. "Curvy" doesn't do it for me. Yo yo dieters to be avoided at all costs. Hair/eye colour or hair length unimportant. Height not so much of an issue. Prefer darker women as a general thing(skin tone wise anyway). Nice bum.

You're not choosy then.

Boom_Bap

Spoonie Luv says it all

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-6-C90IL1cU

Novella

Mature and sensible, but able to do fun, silly things when the time calls for it. Intelligent. Sense of humour. Experimentative. Laid back. Oh, and not crazy is always a plus.

Kimono-Girl

Novella wrote: »

Oh, and not crazy is always a plus.

ah now a little bit crazy is always a plus! e.g going skinny dipping...in november....;)

Novella

candlelover wrote: »

ah now a little bit crazy is always a plus! e.g going skinny dipping...in november....;)

A little crazy is way too much crazy for me. I'd list the skinny dipping under experimentative, and that's all fine and dandy.