What happened

Mrs Garth Brooks

Do you ever wake up and wonder what happened to you the night before?

I have a bruise on my shoulder/neck and the back of my knee. How does someone bruise the back of their knee? Its not a place that gets walloped easily. I dont know what happened myself.

Biggins

Its your stalker!
Be afraid, be very afraid. Lock your doors and hide under the bed... NOW!!!

dlofnep

Rohypnol?

alwaysadub

Was alcohol consumed? That's what usually happens me after a night out.

Balfie

sounds to be like u were hoped on by the mysterious drunken leprachaun that likes to bruise knees when he is drunk, he can only reach that high ya see. And on the shoulder I'm guessing that u fell over after the blow to the knee and he was able to bruise ur shoulder and neck too, pesky little fecker

mikom

HardMattressWoman?

Kess73

You just broke the first rule of fight club.

OutlawPete

HardLuckWoman wrote: »

I have a bruise on my shoulder/neck and the back of my knee. How does someone bruise the back of their knee?

Ah, you were bent over a sofa and rogered hard as the sexy brute held you by the neck and shoulders.

When you orgasmed, you went weak at the knees causing both of you to fall to the floor.

It was at this point where his knees hit the back of yours, causing the bruise.

Next case Dr Watson.

TanG411

I think you got the bruises because you were hit in those areas.

Mrs Garth Brooks

OutlawPete wrote: »

Ah, you were bent over a sofa and rogered hard as the sexy brute held you by the neck and shoulders.

When you orgasmed, you went weak at the knees causing both of you to fall to the floor.

It was at this point where his knees hit the back of yours, causing the bruise.

Next case Dr Watson.

I wish!

Dunjohn

A few months ago, there was a period of about a week where I'd wake up in the morning with my left thumb all cut, like with a blade. Nothing too serious, after a few days there were a good few scars but they're all gone now. Never found out what was doing it. And no, I was never drunk, so it had to have happened while I was asleep.

Sound Bite

Reminds me of a time where I'd to constantly wake up with what looked like hickeys on the right hand side of my neck. Couldn't understand it at all & was beginning to freak out. Used to happen about once a week. Having to cover them up or explaining to friends it wasnt what it looked like but not being able to tell me what it was instead was driving me mad.

After about a month, I had a eureka moment, when reversing around a corner during driving lesson. I'd been practicing it so much before the test, my sensitive skin was brusing from the seatbelt.

Ya I know should have copped it alot sooner than I did

OutlawPete

Ever since I was a kid, I have been waking up with long scratches, in places that it would be very hard to do with force required to cause a scratch to be so long and deep.

It's like I've got to bed with Freddie Krueger some nights.

Jimmy Bottlehead

What happened?

I DID

darad

No never

WildBoots

OutlawPete wrote: »

Ever since I was a kid, I have been waking up with long scratches, in places that it would be very hard to do with force required to cause a scratch to be so long and deep.

It's like I've got to bed with Freddie Krueger some nights.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iCHFVTQKqdQ

Latchy

HardLuckWoman wrote: »

Do you ever wake up and wonder what happened to you the night before?

I have a bruise on my shoulder/neck and the back of my knee. How does someone bruise the back of their knee? Its not a place that gets walloped easily. I dont know what happened myself.

You just described your typical friday night alien abduction .The back of the knee is were they implant the device to track your movement and behaviour , nothing to worry about at all

Jimmy Bottlehead

OutlawPete wrote: »

Ever since I was a kid, I have been waking up with long scratches, in places that it would be very hard to do with force required to cause a scratch to be so long and deep.

It's like I've got to bed with Freddie Krueger some nights.

Itchy balls... effects all men, from the highest king to the lowliest peasant. But the relief... so worth it.

*sigh*

amdublin

Maybe this was you Hardluckwoman! :eek:

Last night my friend and I had to pick some girl up off the pavement when she she tottering drunkly along and fell over in front of us. She was OURIVIT! Couldn't understand her speaking to find out her address. Eventually managed to translate...

She was on her own, no friends. We put her in a taxi to go home.......hmmm thinking about it now maybe we should have brought to her a garda station :rolleyes: (I was a bit drinky myself)

drdeadlift

Dunjohn wrote: »

A few months ago, there was a period of about a week where I'd wake up in the morning with my left thumb all cut, like with a blade. Nothing too serious, after a few days there were a good few scars but they're all gone now. Never found out what was doing it. And no, I was never drunk, so it had to have happened while I was asleep.

Pussy scratches

parker kent

HardLuckWoman wrote: »

I wish!

Your wish is my command

marcjacobs

Sleepwalking?

bonerm

HardLuckWoman wrote: »

I have a bruise on my shoulder/neck and the back of my knee. How does someone bruise the back of their knee? Its not a place that gets walloped easily. I dont know what happened myself.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y_RLGpNOd68

Dunjohn

Latchy wrote: »

You just described your typical friday night alien abduction .The back of the knee is were they implant the device to track your movement and behaviour , nothing to worry about at all

It's also where the really short aliens begin their anal probes.