Things that Jackeens do

andrew cross

fonecrusher1 wrote: »

- Litres of heroin. In soup, sandwiches, on toast, in their tea.
- call each other bud. Ariiii buuuud...stowreee??
- Think dublin is the biggest city in the world.
- Run from one building to the next avoiding junkies with knives.
- Congregate around the spire & chant because they keep mistaking it for a giant needle.
- love the film Trainspotting.

wear pyjamas to the shops think everything is (bleeding deadly) two dublin joyriders went over a cliff and died guards said it was a tragedy it was a 7 seat er :pac:

flahavaj

Say "soddy" when they mean "sorry."

yeahme

Wear Abercrombie and Fitch, and drink jizzinachino coffee......
hold on...
have we done this thread already????

anyway to be fair, the real dubs are sound out,
just the other 2 groups (skangers&D4s) give them a bad name.

mathepac

Saila wrote: »

I thought a jackeen was a knacker bitch from dublin
...

No, that's either a Julia or Jackaleen.

Killer Pigeon

a) Bemoan secretly the fact that they don't live in Dublin and have access to high speed broadband and other technological novelties.
b) Spend thousands on petrol/ diesel.
c) Rarely come to Dublin (except when they are in dire need of supplies and when they want to watch major GAA matches) because they have this inferiority complex with respect to Dublin people.
d) Make threads on boards.ie about what Dublin people do.
e) Have this crazy obsession with primitive instruments and singing the most boring tunes with the most depressing lyrics about death, famine, disease and other sufferings and how terrible their lives are.
f) Have to travel around the country to watch primitive fuseball games.
g) Think that talking about potholes in South Kerry all day will fix the country's problems.
h) Become Taoiseach or Minister for Finance and fuck up the country.
i) Have a sexual obsession with farmyard animals.

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What else can you think of, I'm sure I missed out on a hell of a lot.

orourkeda

bog snorkle

ordinary_girl

Adriatic wrote: »

I love Dublin and I'm just glad I'm not from there.

Why? (Just curious!)

johngalway

a) Wouldn't live in Dublin if you paid me. But secretly, I really wouldn't live in Dublin if you paid me, not even really really well.
b) But not pay thousands for parking.
c) I went for the Zoo. If the Zoo was in Roscommon, Id' go there. We left before Sundown, a la the Simpsons.
d) Hahahaa
e) It's called culture, it's OK, we don't expect you to understand, all that pollution interfering with foetus development and that.
f) Nope, see there's this new fangled invention called the Television, unfortunately ruined by some twat called Ger Canning.
g) I could care less about South Kerry, no, wait, I actually couldn't.
h) I never knew Bertie was a culchie, now I feel dirty.
i) What happens on the farm, stays on the farm. No, serioulsy, you can't imagine how hard it is to sell a half human half sheep hogget.

Arnold Layne

Show Dubs how to work.

KeithM89_old

Host Dinner parties


Ah wait, no....

mathepac

...

Sergeant

Wasn't this stupid and tedious topic not covered earlier this week?

Culchies and Dubs all live in Ireland, and are all fúcked bcause of the way the economy was run. Been a gombeen politician crosses all rural-urban divides.

AirBiscuit

Conor108 wrote: »

Have broadband.

That hurt. My pitchfork wants a word with you

orourkeda

Arnold Layne wrote: »

Show Dubs how to work.

which explains why we're all unemployed

Killer Pigeon

mathepac wrote: »

...

Culchies don't know how to delete comments on boards.

Killer Pigeon

johngalway wrote: »

a) Wouldn't live in Dublin if you paid me. But secretly, I really wouldn't live in Dublin if you paid me, not even really really well.
b) But not pay thousands for parking.
c) I went for the Zoo. If the Zoo was in Roscommon, Id' go there. We left before Sundown, a la the Simpsons.
d) Hahahaa
e) It's called culture, it's OK, we don't expect you to understand, all that pollution interfering with foetus development and that.
f) Nope, see there's this new fangled invention called the Television, unfortunately ruined by some twat called Ger Canning.
g) I could care less about South Kerry, no, wait, I actually couldn't.
h) I never knew Bertie was a culchie, now I feel dirty.
i) What happens on the farm, stays on the farm. No, serioulsy, you can't imagine how hard it is to sell a half human half sheep hogget.

Boggers have terrible come-backs.

LeNNoX

yeahme wrote: »

anyway to be fair, the real dubs are sound out,
just the other 2 groups (skangers&D4s) give them a bad name.

Well said yeahme & same for the rest of Irish people throughout the country (with their own county equivalent of skangers & D4 knob head types).

This is a pointless thread (like many others, but then again it is in AH!).

The whole country is full of people who are complete buckets of $hite, but on the other hand the country is full of ubber cool /the nicest people in the world. It really depends on who you meet & your experience.

orourkeda

johngalway wrote: »

a) Wouldn't live in Dublin if you paid me. But secretly, I really wouldn't live in Dublin if you paid me, not even really really well.

Don't worry. We won't be paying you to live in Dublin.

jahalpin

Subsidise the people in the resr of the country. Most of the tax revenue in the country is generated in the greater Dublin area and this is used to subsidise the costs of people living the countryside ie anywhere outside of greater Dublin area

The "Jackeens" also subsidise the country people on items such as;
- Newspapers and magazines
- Food
- everything else

This is done due to the fact that stores have standard prices for most items throughout the country even though the costs of distributing the goods within the high population area of greater Dublin are far lower than distributing it to Cork, Limerick, any other Irish "city", town or village outside of Dublin

roy rodgers

They p*ss off kildare people. because of who they are:D

fonecrusher1

Can't the stinkin inbred culchies please make peace with the walking talking heroin needle cushions?

saywhatyousee

jahalpin wrote: »

Subsidise the people in the resr of the country. Most of the tax revenue in the country is generated in the greater Dublin area and this is used to subsidise the costs of people living the countryside ie anywhere outside of greater Dublin area

The "Jackeens" also subsidise the country people on items such as;
- Newspapers and magazines
- Food
- everything else

This is done due to the fact that stores have standard prices for most items throughout the country even though the costs of distributing the goods within the high population area of greater Dublin are far lower than distributing it to Cork, Limerick, any other Irish "city", town or village outside of Dublin

i doubt it considering shop rent and other things in dublin would cost much more

chucken1

jahalpin wrote: »

Subsidise the people in the resr of the country. Most of the tax revenue in the country is generated in the greater Dublin area and this is used to subsidise the costs of people living the countryside ie anywhere outside of greater Dublin area

The "Jackeens" also subsidise the country people on items such as;
- Newspapers and magazines
- Food
- everything else

This is done due to the fact that stores have standard prices for most items throughout the country even though the costs of distributing the goods within the high population area of greater Dublin are far lower than distributing it to Cork, Limerick, any other Irish "city", town or village outside of Dublin

Yes.so true..I pay 4euro for a newspaper and...food..dont get me started..3million monies for a loaf.. I dunno how we get by.:p

CorkMan

Give money to junkies offering to buy their tickets at LUAS Stops, instead of giving em a good kick when the LUAS arrives.

Pdfile

Rebelheart wrote: »

Not forgetting in this discussion of Jackeens, their supporting Union Jack cultural outposts in Ireland like the garrison game, particularly watching British soccer at every turn. And don't get me started, like, on, like, the, like, affected, like accents, like. And you can also identify Jackeens by their reading of that trash, The Sunday Independent. The authors of which are the most superficial excuses for human beings - ever.

Cultured, educated Dubs are an entirely different matter. You'll see them in An Góilín on a Friday night, at the Na Fianna match today, and most of us have met them on our holidays to the gaeltacht. No cultural inferiority complex there, buíochas le Dia.

But the worst, the very worst sort, are the culchies of the "I've made it to Dublin" vintage. I despise those snivelling little fúckers, each and every one of the bastards, and their aspirations. The moment that the "made it to Dublin" crowd send their children to one of those Roman Catholic/English subsidised fee-paying secondary schools in, like, south Dublin, is, like, the day the cúnts show their politics. If they sent them to the German/French school in Stillorgan, that would be genuine ambition, a statement of an intention of hard work on the part of their child. But to an English-speaking fee-paying secondary school? Blah. A recipe for sycophancy.

/rant over (and, yes, I do feel markedly better. hehe)

its only called the union jack when its on the back of a boat. Its just The Jack...

you spud munching, lucazade loving idiot.

sponsoredwalk

CorkMan wrote: »

a) Boast on about the LUAS, how superior it is to other cities measly bus services.
b) Lots rarely stray outside Dublin for fear of getting stabbed with a pitchfork.
c) Make threads on boards.ie about what Culchies do.
d) Sing lots of Westlife Songs
e) Don't go to away GAA games (or soccer ones) cos they are scared sh*tless :P
f) Like to think that every Taoiseach is from Dublin. After all, their main residence is there.

Come on!!!

Is this supposed to be derrogatory?

AskMyChocolate

Stay awake all night worrying ourselves sick as to whether we should really be the capital given the fact that we haven't even got an opera house.

-Corkie-

Dubs are always complaining about every single thing. They even complain when they have to go for a sh1te...:p

orourkeda

-Corkie- wrote: »

Dubs are always complaining about every single thing. They even complain when they have to go for a sh1te...:p

You would never hear a Cork person complain about anything. Sure you wouldn't.

-Corkie-

orourkeda wrote: »

You would never hear a Cork person complain about anything. Sure you wouldn't.

Well nothing like a Jackeen. Everything is bleeeding this and bleeedddiiinnn jaysus.

I-Shot-Jr

thank jaysis everyday they don't live in the shticks.

bnt

When I moved to Dublin from the UK, ten years ago, I was amazed to see signs with instructions on how to use an escalator. "Step on ... stand still ... step off". Who on earth, I wondered, would need instructions on how to use an escalator? So, thank you for this thread, which helps to answer such questions. Though I still don't know what a "Jackeen" might be.

PS: on the one occasion I visited Cork, three years ago, someone threw an egg at me from a car. It just bounced off my back ... why go to all the trouble of boiling it, then?

irishdub14

johngalway wrote: »

a) Wouldn't live in Dublin if you paid me. But secretly, I really wouldn't live in Dublin if you paid me, not even really really well.
b) But not pay thousands for parking.
c) I went for the Zoo. If the Zoo was in Roscommon, Id' go there. We left before Sundown, a la the Simpsons.
d) Hahahaa
e) It's called culture, it's OK, we don't expect you to understand, all that pollution interfering with foetus development and that.
f) Nope, see there's this new fangled invention called the Television, unfortunately ruined by some twat called Ger Canning.
g) I could care less about South Kerry, no, wait, I actually couldn't.
h) I never knew Bertie was a culchie, now I feel dirty.
i) What happens on the farm, stays on the farm. No, serioulsy, you can't imagine how hard it is to sell a half human half sheep hogget.

Its Dublin, not Beijing

Btw I wouldn't drink the water in Galway.

Hide behind the post

Going to Croke Park late because 'We own the hill and they have to wait for us'
Getting nose bleeds going down the N7
Incapable of driving on any road with even a hint of a bend....then thinking your a hero when you hit a straight
Calling everyone your buddy/bud/mate when clearly they are not
Peak caps pointing towards the sky (although thats pretty standard for any scumbag!!!!
Complain about bin charges

blow69

This thread depresses me

bohsboy

Typical moany langer. I bet you're "a proud Rebel from the real capital like" - newsflash, no one gives a toss about Cork.

Cork City - More clubs than Padraig Harrington.

tennessee time

stab people
rob people
wear pyjamas to shopping centres
watch league of ireland
hang out in bookies
use "yer ma" as a comeback to everything
eat in mcdonalds
wear chains
visit their boyfriend in prison
mate with people from the same block of flats
hate the irish language
hate foreigners
wear velcro strap runners
live in flats
pay 5 euro for a pint
act like theyre from a real city
add an o to everyones first name
steal cars
refuse to learn to drive
live with their parents into their 30s
live at home in college like a sado
hang out with the same friends in college as the did in school
have bad social skills
hate scousers because they support man united even though theyve never met a scouser

blow69

bohsboy wrote: »

Typical moany langer. I bet you're "a proud Rebel from the real capital like" - newsflash, no one gives a toss about Cork.

Cork City - More clubs than Padraig Harrington.

Me? :eek:

Horse_box

The only built up place I'd live in before Dublin would be Galway

Cork, Belfast, Kilkenny, Waterford, Limerick- All absolute sh1teholes

orourkeda

-Corkie- wrote: »

Well nothing like a Jackeen. Everything is bleeeding this and bleeedddiiinnn jaysus.

That is easily one of the most ridiculous criticisms of Dublin people I think I've ever heard.

orourkeda

tennessee time wrote: »

stab people
rob people
wear pyjamas to shopping centres
watch league of ireland
hang out in bookies
use "yer ma" as a comeback to everything
eat in mcdonalds
wear chains
visit their boyfriend in prison
mate with people from the same block of flats
hate the irish language
hate foreigners
wear velcro strap runners
live in flats
pay 5 euro for a pint
act like theyre from a real city
add an o to everyones first name
steal cars
refuse to learn to drive
live with their parents into their 30s
live at home in college like a sado
hang out with the same friends in college as the did in school
have bad social skills
hate scousers because they support man united even though theyve never met a scouser

Your ma

Auvers

tennessee time wrote: »

hate scousers because they support man united even though theyve never met a scouser

:pac:

orourkeda

Hide behind the post wrote: »

Going to Croke Park late because 'We own the hill and they have to wait for us'
Getting nose bleeds going down the N7
Incapable of driving on any road with even a hint of a bend....then thinking your a hero when you hit a straight
Calling everyone your buddy/bud/mate when clearly they are not
Peak caps pointing towards the sky (although thats pretty standard for any scumbag!!!!
Complain about bin charges

Just a couple of quick questions

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Joe_Higgins

(1) Where does this guy come from and (2) What did he go to prison for recently

Secondly in response to your little jibe about Dublin football fans:

http://www.thefreelibrary.com/GAA+FANS+IN+TRAIN+BRAWL+SHAME%3B+EXCLUSIVE%3A+Hurling+hooligans+terrify...-a062356869

tommyboy2222

Things that Jackeens do
a) Boast on about the LUAS, how superior it is to other cities measly bus services.
b) Lots rarely stray outside Dublin for fear of getting stabbed with a pitchfork.
c) Make threads on boards.ie about what Culchies do.
d) Sing lots of Westlife Songs
e) Don't go to away GAA games (or soccer ones) cos they are scared sh*tless
f) Like to think that every Taoiseach is from Dublin. After all, their main residence is there.

g) Don't f*ck their sisters.

Sanjuro

Things that CorkMan does.

a) Start moronic threads.
b) Post moronic replies.


That is all.

-Corkie-

orourkeda wrote: »

That is easily one of the most ridiculous criticisms of Dublin people I think I've ever heard.

See always complaining and moaning.

problemchimp

My God, culchies get so jealous. We gave you the ability to speak, we educated you on so many things, we gave you curry chips, we allowed you to fuuck up the civil service, we tolerate the Healy Rae tribe, and still you complain. Be thankful for what we did for you, tilt your little unwashed caps when you meet us and pass straight through our beautiful city and head straight for Hollyhead! Good day to you little people.

Gran Hermano

Dear culchie village,

It has come to our attention that your idiot has the keyboard again.
Please rectify.


Regards.

-Corkie-

I forgot Dubs dont wash them selves either. I know a few that stink of bo. Its really disgusting. I know your water is scarce but come on its no harm to have a little wash now and again.

saywhatyousee

Horse_box wrote: »

The only built up place I'd live in before Dublin would be Galway

Cork, Belfast, Kilkenny, Waterford, Limerick- All absolute sh1teholes

you would live in galway before cork, belfast, and limerick?joke is on you then