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ayatollah · 2010-10-09 20:18:30

A man is in a queue at Tesco and sees this busty blonde staring at him, he can't believe she is staring at him, then she starts waving. "Excuse me do I know you?" he asks. "Yes I think you are the father of one of my kids" she says. The man thinks back and remembers his one act of infidelity and says "****ing hell are you…

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09-10-2010 9:18pm

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ayatollah

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A man is in a queue at Tesco and sees this busty blonde staring at him,
he
can't believe she is staring at him, then she starts waving.

"Excuse me do I know you?" he asks. "Yes I think you are the father of
one
of my kids" she says.

The man thinks back and remembers his one act of infidelity and says
"****ing hell are you the bird I shagged on me stag do, whilst your mate
whipped me and your other mate stuck a brush up my arse?"

"No" she replies "I'm your son's English teacher!"

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