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Tyre slashings going downhill rapidly in unfinished Marina lowers house prices....

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  • 11-10-2010 11:29am
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    Registered Users Posts: 328 ✭✭


    Lads and lassies....Where is the love gone??? Some humour please.....things far too grim around here....

    Reasons Not to live here
    1. A car drove past my house yesterday at 3.27pm

    continue....:P


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  • Registered Users Posts: 7,025 ✭✭✭d'Oracle


    I personally cannot laugh at the decline in the standard of tyre slashings in Greystones.

    My mother always complains about how there are about 20 restaurants and "not a place to buy a spool of thread".

    I think loosing Bells hit her hard.

    So:

    2) Lack of appropriate Haberdashery supplies.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 710 ✭✭✭Blandpebbles


    Nice one guys...

    The kids of Greystones seem far too happy due to lack of neurosis hence

    3) The lack of Frank Clarke Bowl Haircuts on our School Children thus leading to lack of bullying for being shapers.


  • Registered Users Posts: 24 coolhandd


    I'm going through some hardship with daily rejection living here. Its hard to survive in this place.

    4) The orange cat on my fence every day that never lets me pet it


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 60 ✭✭jc1980


    Non-Charlesland residents using the Charlesland bus

    5) Bring back the old school bus and crazy driver, not this luxury coach we have now


  • Registered Users Posts: 41,066 ✭✭✭✭Annasopra


    6 the councillors are crap - even the ones who agree with me are crap because I'm just cynical about councillors

    It was so much easier to blame it on Them. It was bleakly depressing to think that They were Us. If it was Them, then nothing was anyone's fault. If it was us, what did that make Me? After all, I'm one of Us. I must be. I've certainly never thought of myself as one of Them. No one ever thinks of themselves as one of Them. We're always one of Us. It's Them that do the bad things.

    Terry Pratchet



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  • Registered Users Posts: 4,468 ✭✭✭matt-dublin


    jc1980 wrote: »
    Non-Charlesland residents using the Charlesland bus

    5) Bring back the old school bus and crazy driver, not this luxury coach we have now
    Isn't the charlesland bus a school bus now for annoying little 13 year old sh1ts???


  • Registered Users Posts: 6,250 ✭✭✭pixbyjohn


    Isn't the charlesland bus a school bus now for annoying little 13 year old sh1ts???

    And does it really annoy them ? :D


  • Registered Users Posts: 4,468 ✭✭✭matt-dublin


    the sh1ts ??? :D


  • Registered Users Posts: 253 ✭✭birdwatcher


    7) the fact that some people can't stay on topic.....I've had enough. The FOR SALE sign goes up tomorrow morning!!:rolleyes:


  • Registered Users Posts: 7,025 ✭✭✭d'Oracle


    Sure that happens everywhere.


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  • Registered Users Posts: 5,663 ✭✭✭Charlie-Bravo


    8) the fact that when my house alarm goes off when I'm not here, my neighbour thinks I'm having a party and being so inconsiderate for not inviting them. :rolleyes:

    -. . ...- . .-. / --. --- -. -. .- / --. .. ...- . / -.-- --- ..- / ..- .--.



  • Registered Users Posts: 9,936 ✭✭✭LEIN


    9) No wonder we have a poor soccer team. The kids of today have no aim and hit my car at least once a day.






  • Registered Users Posts: 6,250 ✭✭✭pixbyjohn


    "The people who live there are Lawyers, Nurses, Artisits, company directors, Teachers, shop owners, stay at home mums, IT professionals and so on."
    10. Mere mortals live everywhere else :D


  • Registered Users Posts: 589 ✭✭✭danjo


    11. The real problem is that we don't moan enough. I mean really moan.


  • Registered Users Posts: 4,468 ✭✭✭matt-dublin


    my neighbours moan a lot.... eveytime theyre at it it sounds like a cheap pormo!!! :D


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 710 ✭✭✭Blandpebbles


    I dont know whether you mean porno or flymo


  • Registered Users Posts: 4,468 ✭✭✭matt-dublin


    maybe they're using a flymo in the act of the porno.....

    some people are into some strange stuff...


  • Registered Users Posts: 594 ✭✭✭Fiachra2


    Too many pubs in the town!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 6,939 ✭✭✭mikedragon32


    Some bloke keeps trying to pet my Ginger cat. Is he a felinophile?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 710 ✭✭✭Blandpebbles


    How heavy is the petting?


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  • Registered Users Posts: 41,066 ✭✭✭✭Annasopra


    Fiachra2 wrote: »
    Too many pubs in the town!
    I heard some story from a friend of a friend of a friend 50 years ago that the Byrnes are to blame for this

    It was so much easier to blame it on Them. It was bleakly depressing to think that They were Us. If it was Them, then nothing was anyone's fault. If it was us, what did that make Me? After all, I'm one of Us. I must be. I've certainly never thought of myself as one of Them. No one ever thinks of themselves as one of Them. We're always one of Us. It's Them that do the bad things.

    Terry Pratchet



  • Registered Users Posts: 4,535 ✭✭✭jaffa20


    Fiachra2 wrote: »
    Too many pubs in the town!

    And not enough restaurants!


  • Registered Users Posts: 328 ✭✭Langerland


    I also think there should be more roundabouts...not enough!


  • Registered Users Posts: 6,250 ✭✭✭pixbyjohn


    and wider footpaths........so as cars and trucks don't have to park on the yellow lines


  • Registered Users Posts: 7,025 ✭✭✭d'Oracle


    Langerland wrote: »
    I also think there should be more roundabouts...not enough!

    Awesome.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 19 kayman78


    jaffa20 wrote: »
    And not enough restaurants!

    LOL Too many amenities! I should know, I slummed it in Blackrock all my life and know all about hard times. Sports clubs, running tracks, swimming pools, golf courses, etc etc etc are nothing but trouble and only distract kids from what they should be doing!!


  • Registered Users Posts: 7,025 ✭✭✭d'Oracle


    Too many primary schools.


  • Registered Users Posts: 593 ✭✭✭cavemeister


    Not enough speed bumps on the main street and not enough empty lots in the charlesland shopping complex!


  • Registered Users Posts: 2,075 ✭✭✭Rasmus


    Superquinn is way too overstaffed and I'm just not hearing enough house alarms go off at night these days...


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  • Registered Users Posts: 4,535 ✭✭✭jaffa20


    Not enough fireworks/bangers going off outside my window!


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