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"No, I'm actually an atheist" thread predictions

  • 11-10-2010 10:57pm
    #1
    Scanlas The 2nd
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 3,144 ✭✭✭


    I predict the thread will fall off the first page sometime on Thursday.


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  • #2
    squod
    Closed Accounts Posts: 8,704 ✭✭✭squod


    I don't believe in atheists.


  • #3
    TheZohanS
    Closed Accounts Posts: 11,582 ✭✭✭✭TheZohanS


    I believe in Jakkass.


  • #4
    o1s1n
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 35,265 ✭✭✭✭o1s1n
    Master of the Universe


    TheZohan wrote: »
    I believe in Jakkass.

    He said Jakkass! Stone him!


  • #5
    Scanlas The 2nd
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 3,144 ✭✭✭Scanlas The 2nd


    TheZohan wrote: »
    I believe in Jakkass.

    It seems he has the best stamina for long distance threads.


  • #6
    My name is URL
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 25,069 ✭✭✭✭My name is URL


    4-3 after extra time.. & someone stretchered off with a dislocated ego


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  • #7
    alwaysadub
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,554 ✭✭✭✭alwaysadub


    I predict this thread won't last as long as the atheist one.


  • #8
    Teutorix
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,674 ✭✭✭Teutorix


    Will get moved and/or locked after an all out flamewar erupts


  • #9
    Superbus
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,784 ✭✭✭Superbus


    It could be the new You Laugh You Lose.


  • #10
    starbelgrade
    Closed Accounts Posts: 20,739 ✭✭✭✭starbelgrade


    Atheists are gay.


  • #11
    Rented Mule
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,153 ✭✭✭Rented Mule


    I bet it's closed before Jesus comes back.


























    ....that's because Jesus isn't coming back.


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  • #12
    Blazer
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 17,464 ✭✭✭✭Blazer


    Godwin's law methinks :)


    Godwin's law (also known as Godwin's Rule of Nazi Analogies or Godwin's Law of Nazi Analogies)[1][2] is a humorous observation made by Mike Godwin in 1989 which has become an Internet adage. It states: "As an online discussion grows longer, the probability of a comparison involving Nazis or Hitler approaches 1."[3][2] In other words, Godwin put forth the sarcastic observation that, given enough time, all discussions—regardless of topic or scope—inevitably end up being about Hitler and the Nazis.



    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Godwin%27s_law


  • #13
    TheZohanS
    Closed Accounts Posts: 11,582 ✭✭✭✭TheZohanS


    Hitler etc.


  • #14
    bnt
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 13,033 ✭✭✭✭bnt


    starbelgrade wrote: »
    Atheists are gay.
    If by "gay" you mean "happy" or "pleasant", you're quite correct. :rolleyes:

    "Thread" is the wrong word for that thing: it's more like a knotty rope of rusty barbed wire. I can feel my jaw locking up with tetanus after a few seconds in there.

    Death has this much to be said for it:
    You don’t have to get out of bed for it.
    Wherever you happen to be
    They bring it to you—free.

    — Kingsley Amis



  • #15
    onlyrocknroll
    Registered Users Posts: 750 ✭✭✭onlyrocknroll


    Sc@recrow wrote: »
    Godwin's law methinks :)


    Godwin's law (also known as Godwin's Rule of Nazi Analogies or Godwin's Law of Nazi Analogies)[1][2] is a humorous observation made by Mike Godwin in 1989 which has become an Internet adage. It states: "As an online discussion grows longer, the probability of a comparison involving Nazis or Hitler approaches 1."[3][2] In other words, Godwin put forth the sarcastic observation that, given enough time, all discussions—regardless of topic or scope—inevitably end up being about Hitler and the Nazis.



    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Godwin%27s_law

    That's exactly what Hitler would say, ya Nazi.


  • #16
    Marcus.Aurelius
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,314 ✭✭✭Marcus.Aurelius


    Sc@recrow wrote: »
    Godwin's law methinks :)

    Already happened twice since I came across the thread. AFAIK, it wasn't from the atheist side either time.


  • #17
    Pherekydes
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 16,191 ✭✭✭✭Pherekydes


    I believe in the GMods.


  • #18
    alwaysadub
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,554 ✭✭✭✭alwaysadub


    TheZohan wrote: »
    Hitler etc.

    Nazi!


  • #19
    Guill
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,331 ✭✭✭Guill


    I predict no-one will be converted to or from atheisism.


  • #20
    Overheal
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 85,182 ✭✭✭✭Overheal


    I predict the thread will in fact not be killed with fire, as hoped.


  • #21
    fonecrusher1
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,702 ✭✭✭fonecrusher1


    Cheddar cheese.


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  • #22
    Mrmoe
    Registered Users Posts: 2,213 ✭✭✭Mrmoe


    It willl remain and be turned into the AH religous superthread where good battles evil.


  • #23
    TheZohanS
    Closed Accounts Posts: 11,582 ✭✭✭✭TheZohanS


    What does an Athiest spread on his toast?

    I can't believe it's not butter.


  • #24
    starbelgrade
    Closed Accounts Posts: 20,739 ✭✭✭✭starbelgrade


    bnt wrote: »
    If by "gay" you mean "happy" or "pleasant", you're quite correct. :rolleyes:

    No. I meant that atheists are gay in that they like to have bum sex.


  • #25
    Ush1
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,476 ✭✭✭✭Ush1


    starbelgrade wrote: »
    No. I meant that atheists are gay in that they like to have bum sex.

    2 reasons why atheists don't go to heaven so.


  • #26
    TheZohanS
    Closed Accounts Posts: 11,582 ✭✭✭✭TheZohanS


    bnt wrote: »
    If by "gay" you mean "happy" or "pleasant", you're quite correct. :rolleyes:

    "Thread" is the wrong word for that thing: it's more like a knotty rope of rusty barbed wire. I can feel my jaw locking up with tetanus after a few seconds in there.

    I hope he bought you dinner first.


  • #27
    jmirl
    Closed Accounts Posts: 6 ✭jmirl


    No god no all seeing all knowing deity just us boys and girls make the most of it while it lasts.


  • #28
    starbelgrade
    Closed Accounts Posts: 20,739 ✭✭✭✭starbelgrade


    Atheism is a non-prophet organization.


  • #29
    Pherekydes
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 16,191 ✭✭✭✭Pherekydes


    starbelgrade wrote: »
    No. I meant that atheists are gay in that they like to have bum sex.

    Bugger that.

    /gives up bum sex. Wife agrees to only have good sex from now on. Happy we're going to Heaven. Oh wait...


    I hope that didn't strike a bum note...


  • #30
    starbelgrade
    Closed Accounts Posts: 20,739 ✭✭✭✭starbelgrade


    How many atheists does it take to change a light bulb?

    Two. One to change the bulb, and another to videotape it so fundamentalists won’t claim that god did it.


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  • #31
    Guill
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,331 ✭✭✭Guill


    Right, i've read the 'no, i'm an atheist thread' and decided to become a Jedi.


  • #32
    bnt
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 13,033 ✭✭✭✭bnt


    starbelgrade wrote: »
    No. I meant that atheists are gay in that they like to have bum sex.
    Hmm... "nature vs. nurture"?

    Death has this much to be said for it:
    You don’t have to get out of bed for it.
    Wherever you happen to be
    They bring it to you—free.

    — Kingsley Amis



  • #33
    Scanlas The 2nd
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 3,144 ✭✭✭Scanlas The 2nd


    In 10 minutes there will be an "No, I'm actually an atheist" thread predictions" thread predictions" thread predictions" thread.


  • #34
    flyton5
    Registered Users Posts: 1,112 ✭✭✭flyton5


    IBTL


  • #35
    starbelgrade
    Closed Accounts Posts: 20,739 ✭✭✭✭starbelgrade


    flyton5 wrote: »
    IBTL

    I Believe The Lord?


  • #36
    alwaysadub
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,554 ✭✭✭✭alwaysadub


    starbelgrade wrote: »
    I Believe The Lord?

    No you don't.


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  • #37
    pablomakaveli
    Closed Accounts Posts: 7,752 ✭✭✭pablomakaveli


    I bet the thread will end when the OP realizes that he's been dead all along and all the other posters are actually ghosts too.


  • #38
    WindSock
    Closed Accounts Posts: 18,239 ✭✭✭✭WindSock


    I'm an athiest.


  • #39
    squod
    Closed Accounts Posts: 8,704 ✭✭✭squod


    WindSock wrote: »
    I'm an athiest.

    Athiest's anagram name is HE'S A TIT


  • #40
    starbelgrade
    Closed Accounts Posts: 20,739 ✭✭✭✭starbelgrade


    squod wrote: »
    Athiest's anagram name is HE'S A TIT

    'Eat shit' is another anagram.


  • #41
    squod
    Closed Accounts Posts: 8,704 ✭✭✭squod


    starbelgrade wrote: »
    'Eat shit' is another anagram.

    Someone should start a thread.


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  • #42
    WindSock
    Closed Accounts Posts: 18,239 ✭✭✭✭WindSock


    lol, just kiddin folks. I amn't really !!!

    Just seeing how my statement would be taken in here. So glad I amn't now. phew.


  • #43
    starbelgrade
    Closed Accounts Posts: 20,739 ✭✭✭✭starbelgrade


    WindSock wrote: »
    lol, just kiddin folks. I amn't really !!!

    Just seeing how my statement would be taken in here. So glad I amn't now. phew.

    Typical woman. Can never make up her mind.

    Tut. ;)


  • #44
    DOC09UNAM
    Closed Accounts Posts: 8,305 ✭✭✭DOC09UNAM


    squod wrote: »
    Athiest's anagram name is HE'S A TIT

    There's too many s's atheist's for that one.


  • #45
    WindSock
    Closed Accounts Posts: 18,239 ✭✭✭✭WindSock


    starbelgrade wrote: »
    Typical woman. Can never make up her mind.

    Tut. ;)


    Just like God, eh?


  • #46
    KeithAFC
    Closed Accounts Posts: 10,239 ✭✭✭✭KeithAFC


    Please don't go to 50 pages.. please don't go to 50 pages....


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