How would you like to die?

ham_n_mustard · 12-10-2010 1:38am #1

its not really something we talk about, but its going to happen to us all some day (maybe more than once if thats what you believe). Anyways, exactly what it says on the tin, how would you like to bow out?

for me, i'd like to die from laughing too hard

Teferi · 12-10-2010 1:39am

Quickly and painlessly.

Sauve · 12-10-2010 1:39am

Spontaneously and quickly.

Miguel_Sanchez · 12-10-2010 1:40am

Brendan Gleeson had the best answer to this question.

How would you like to die?

How would you like a fat lip?

orourkeda · 12-10-2010 1:41am

In the middle of hammering the arse off a 20 year old blonde with huge juggs. Ideally it would be shortly after the money shot.

Sardonicat · 12-10-2010 1:43am

Quickly, and in a manner that's a bit ridiculous, so people will have difficulty keeping a straight face when they hear the news.* "She died how?:eek::D:o:(

*Likely to ne the case regardless of my cause of death

Rockery Woman · 12-10-2010 1:44am

In my sleep.

Mr Benevolent · 12-10-2010 1:44am

Having sex. My guess about the other AHers would be...

Biggins: Caught changing into his superhero costume
Pighead: In Dundalk
brummytom: Having sex
Wibbs: Sorting out the world's many problems single handedly
Dr. B: Naked in Galway
Terry: Naked in Dublin
CorkMan: Stoned to death by an angry mob
Kent Brockman: Ditto
Dudess: In Cork

drunken_munky52 · 12-10-2010 1:44am

In outer space mon!

chasm · 12-10-2010 1:45am

I want to die like my grandfather - who died peacefully in his sleep. Not screaming like all the passengers in his car.:D

dr ro · 12-10-2010 1:46am

orourkeda wrote: »

In the middle of hammering the arse off a 20 year old blonde with huge juggs

Yeah like john entwhistle, heart attack in hotel room with 2 hookers and a bag of coke the night before the who's next/last us tour.

mikom · 12-10-2010 1:47am

orourkeda wrote: »

In the middle of hammering the arse off a 20 year old blonde with huge juggs

http://gretelcostume.net/wp-content/uploads/2010/08/hansel-costume-300x300.jpg

Rockn · 12-10-2010 1:48am

Spontaneous combustion.

orourkeda · 12-10-2010 1:49am

dr ro wrote: »

Yeah like john entwhistle, heart attack in hotel room with 2 hookers and a bag of coke the night before the who's next/last us tour.

Dying the dream if you will.

Standard Toaster · 12-10-2010 1:55am

Like Tommy Cooper

orourkeda · 12-10-2010 1:55am

Standard Toaster wrote: »

Like Tommy Cooper

Just like that

ham_n_mustard · 12-10-2010 2:01am

orourkeda wrote: »

Just like that

got there before me

Sticky_Fingers · 12-10-2010 2:06am

Death by snu snu please

Standard Toaster · 12-10-2010 3:00am

orourkeda wrote: »

Just like that

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tpmk-vynoXk

itsnotmyname · 12-10-2010 3:03am

just died laughing

Doc · 12-10-2010 3:48am

I would like to go Aged 110 having been healthy and able to look after myself right up until I was suddenly struck ill. In a bed surrounded by all family (children, grandchildren, and possibly great-grandchildren) all of whom I get to say goodbye too before drifting off into a peaceful sleep with a smile on my face from which I never wake up.

TerryTibbs! · 12-10-2010 5:09am

Falling from a great great height.

Napper Hawkins · 12-10-2010 5:15am

Reading Boards.ie.

YYYEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!

:pac::pac::pac:

candy-gal1 · 12-10-2010 7:54am

never!

Kold · 12-10-2010 7:55am

F*cked apart by a gigantic octopus.

efb · 12-10-2010 8:09am

After a filthy night of hot sex with the Irish Rugby Team (Juan Hernandez is Irish for the purposes of this fantasy)

Massive heart attack immediately post climax! Bury that!

Pherekydes · 12-10-2010 8:20am

Live on TV, having been kidnapped by fundamentalist Islamicistical/Christianiserishers/Atheisticers (take your pick) having just foiled a mass murder attempt at a school.

mariaalice · 12-10-2010 9:08am

I think the way an uncle of mine died is the way to go... perfectly healthy till the day he died ...he went to the pub with his son for a pint then he went home made himself a cup of tea and a sambo sat down turned on the telly...when my cousin came home an hour later he found him dead in the chair apparently he just looked like he had fallen asleep.

Duggy747 · 12-10-2010 9:14am

Hopping on a nuclear missile, releasing it from a plane and riding it like a cowboy alà Dr.Strangelove, except it would be down on top of some celebrity convention containing Paris Hilton, Jordan, Jedward, etc.