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How would you like to die?

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    #32
    Fizman
    Registered Users Posts: 6,605 ✭✭✭Fizman


    senordingdong wrote: »
    What was that from again?

    The General maybe?


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    #33
    NothingMan
    Registered Users Posts: 11,178 ✭✭✭✭NothingMan


    As a character in the book I'm reading at the moment said:
    In my own bed, with a belly full of wine and a maiden's mouth around my c0ck, at the age of eighty.

    I promise I'm not reading porn. It's A Game of Thrones by George R R Martin. Only read that chapter this morning and it sounded a splendid way to die.


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    #34
    stovelid
    Closed Accounts Posts: 27,252 ✭✭✭✭stovelid


    Like John Entwistle.


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    #35
    sbsquarepants
    Registered Users Posts: 11,812 ✭✭✭✭sbsquarepants


    Probably the best i can hope for is peacefuly in my sleep. But obviously the dream would be to be jockeyd to death by lindsey lohan. The kids would be so proud:)


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    #36
    Sanjuro
    Registered Users Posts: 4,236 ✭✭✭Sanjuro


    like this-

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0FEL4nfSscU


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    #37
    daveyboy_1ie
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,352 ✭✭✭daveyboy_1ie


    Inside Naomi Campbell


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    #38
    laugh
    Registered Users Posts: 3,745 ✭✭✭laugh


    mariaalice wrote: »
    I think the way an uncle of mine died is the way to go... perfectly healthy till the day he died ...he went to the pub with his son for a pint then he went home made himself a cup of tea and a sambo sat down turned on the telly...when my cousin came home an hour later he found him dead in the chair apparently he just looked like he had fallen asleep.

    He could have spent 55 minutes in terrible pain.


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    #39
    Krusader
    Registered Users Posts: 4,057 ✭✭✭Krusader


    Sanjuro wrote: »
    like this-

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0FEL4nfSscU

    Was he gay???? :pac:


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    #40
    Liam Byrne
    Closed Accounts Posts: 18,163 ✭✭✭✭Liam Byrne


    orourkeda wrote: »
    Dying the dream if you will.

    Nightmare ?


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    #41
    Sanjuro
    Registered Users Posts: 4,236 ✭✭✭Sanjuro


    Crosáidí wrote: »
    Was he gay???? :pac:
    Looking for logic in a Monty Python sketch is a minefield.

    But Graham Chapman was in fact, gay.


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    #42
    bonerm
    Closed Accounts Posts: 8,595 ✭✭✭bonerm


    Like Obi-Wan Kenobi.


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    #43
    admiralofthefleet
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    Rockery Woman wrote: »
    In my sleep.

    then wake up and find yourself dead and die with the shock


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    #44
    --Kaiser--
    Registered Users Posts: 6,461 ✭✭✭--Kaiser--


    Shot by a jealous lover at the age of 99


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    #45
    jimthemental
    Registered Users Posts: 2,004 ✭✭✭jimthemental


    Rich, old, surrounded by 20 something blonde models while reminiscing about the time I saved the Irish economy and successfully conquered England while laying waste to what was left of Anfield. :pac:


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    #46
    PeterIanStaker
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,072 ✭✭✭PeterIanStaker


    NothingMan wrote: »
    It's A Game of Thrones by George R R Martin. Only read that chapter this morning and it sounded a splendid way to die.

    Best book ever!!


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    #47
    qwytre
    Closed Accounts Posts: 409 ✭✭qwytre


    Lying in the back garden on a deck chair looking up at a clear sky, where th only sounds are the swallows swooping back and over, with a warm breeze blowing, looking at the the dandelion seeds floating high in the air, in the house where I grew up. Bliss.


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    #48
    PeterIanStaker
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,072 ✭✭✭PeterIanStaker


    I'd like to be reverse cowgirled to death by Lucy Lawless in a room full of mirrors:cool:


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    #49
    NothingMan
    Registered Users Posts: 11,178 ✭✭✭✭NothingMan


    PeterIanStaker wrote: »
    Best book ever!!


    Soon to be HBO series starring Sean Bean :D. Well this is way off topic, but who cares, it's fantastic.


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    #50
    orourkeda
    Closed Accounts Posts: 17,918 ✭✭✭✭orourkeda


    while taking a dump on a female porn star who was **** into a jam jar


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    #51
    up for anything
    Registered Users Posts: 5,778 ✭✭✭up for anything


    mariaalice wrote: »
    I think the way an uncle of mine died is the way to go... perfectly healthy till the day he died ...he went to the pub with his son for a pint then he went home made himself a cup of tea and a sambo sat down turned on the telly...when my cousin came home an hour later he found him dead in the chair apparently he just looked like he had fallen asleep.
    laugh wrote: »
    He could have spent 55 minutes in terrible pain.


    That was pretty cuntish even for AH. Not really a laugh at all! :rolleyes:

    I'd like to die surrounded by my family and heaven help the ones that aren't weeping because I'd come back and make them cry. :D


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    #52
    jimthemental
    Registered Users Posts: 2,004 ✭✭✭jimthemental


    orourkeda wrote: »
    while taking a dump on a female porn star who was **** into a jam jar

    Graphic but something we can all aspire to.


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    #53
    Riddle101
    Registered Users Posts: 8,410 ✭✭✭Riddle101


    Gunned down in shootout with a load of gangsters. I'd be not only be dying a heros death but i'd be taking some scumbags to hell with me as well

    That or as another poster said, riding an atom bomb that has been dropped on Jedward's house


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    #54
    smegmar
    Registered Users Posts: 795 ✭✭✭smegmar


    I'd like to die either charging out of the trenches of WW3 into lazer fire holding only a mauser pistol with 6 bullets, shouting insults at the French the whole time.

    or

    walking into a nuclear reactor chamber of a submarine to heroically make vital repairs preventing nuclear explosion, looking through the 10cm glass viewing porthole to see everyone singing farewell to slavianka , while I melt into a glowing goo.


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    #55
    Chorizo
    Closed Accounts Posts: 45 ✭Chorizo


    In a blaze of glory.


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    #56
    Killer Pigeon
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    DEATH IS THE END

    FTW!!!!!!


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    #57
    stovelid
    Closed Accounts Posts: 27,252 ✭✭✭✭stovelid


    daveyboy_1ie wrote: »
    Inside Naomi Campbell

    Apply for a job as her assistant and something can probably be arranged.


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    #58
    Angron
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    Spontaneous combustion in the middle of some important event. It'd be awesome.


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    #59
    orourkeda
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    Riddle101 wrote: »
    Gunned down in shootout with a load of gangsters. I'd be not only be dying a heros death but i'd be taking some scumbags to hell with me as well

    That or as another poster said, riding an atom bomb that has been dropped on Jedward's house

    I'd prefer to die shooting off.


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    #60
    daveyboy_1ie
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,352 ✭✭✭daveyboy_1ie


    stovelid wrote: »
    Apply for a job as her assistant and something can probably be arranged.

    I did, but failed on the 'Do you have diamonds?' bit.


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    #61
    Kimono-Girl
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,160 ✭✭✭Kimono-Girl


    swiftly and painlessly....


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