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How would you like to die?

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    #62
    Teutorix
    Registered Users Posts: 1,674 ✭✭✭Teutorix


    Id rather not think about it.

    But at the age of 90 in a showdown with police would be awesome.


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    #63
    orourkeda
    Closed Accounts Posts: 17,918 ✭✭✭✭orourkeda


    candlelover wrote: »
    swiftly and painlessly....

    Suicide is painless.

    It brings on many changes

    And I can take or leave it if I please


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    #64
    Son Of A Vidic
    Registered Users Posts: 32,370 ✭✭✭✭Son Of A Vidic


    OP - when I'm ready!


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    #65
    00112984
    Registered Users Posts: 1,600 ✭✭✭00112984


    I'll never forget my granddad's final words to me before he kicked the bucket. "Here 00112984, watch me kick this bucket"


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    #66
    krudler
    Registered Users Posts: 34,788 ✭✭✭✭krudler


    Taking as many innocent bystanders with me as I possibly can.


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    #67
    Delicate_Dlite
    Closed Accounts Posts: 250 ✭✭Delicate_Dlite


    soon.........................................taking as much as the internet with me as possible :cool:


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    #68
    Kimono-Girl
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,160 ✭✭✭Kimono-Girl


    orourkeda wrote: »
    Suicide is painless.

    It brings on many changes

    And I can take or leave it if I please


    i had to thank it i loved stewie singing that!! :D


    BUT seriously

    *steps outside the door of after hours* have to argue suicide is not painless not by a long shot or something to joke about :(


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    #69
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 0 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    Without pants.


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    #70
    The Agogo
    Registered Users Posts: 834 ✭✭✭The Agogo


    By eating salmon mousse with some American friends...


    ...wonders who'll get the reference


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    #71
    Biggins
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 34,567 ✭✭✭✭Biggins


    In space.


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    #72
    krudler
    Registered Users Posts: 34,788 ✭✭✭✭krudler


    Shot by a man in Reno, just to watch me die.


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    #73
    changes
    Closed Accounts Posts: 959 ✭✭✭changes


    Fast and painless. I don't want to know when or how i just want it to be seconds (if thats even possible).


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    #74
    Nevermind_
    Closed Accounts Posts: 328 ✭✭Nevermind_


    aged around 90 having sex on my yacht in the south of france....
    My girlfriend will be so distraught at my death that she will have to drop out of college...:D


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    #75
    Pauleta
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,778 ✭✭✭Pauleta


    Like Maximus in Gladiator


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    #76
    MGMTea
    Registered Users Posts: 427 ✭✭MGMTea


    In 2031 when i've succesfully re-created the dinosaur and it eats me and has other dino babies so they can take over the world again

    or from partying too hard at the age of 99 years and 364 days


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    #77
    efb
    Closed Accounts Posts: 35,514 ✭✭✭✭efb


    Nevermind_ wrote: »
    aged around 90 having sex on my yacht in the south of france....
    My girlfriend will be so distraught at my death that she will have to drop out of college...:D

    Mature Student, prob wonder will she have to re-apply for the grant...


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    #78
    orourkeda
    Closed Accounts Posts: 17,918 ✭✭✭✭orourkeda


    efb wrote: »
    Mature Student, prob wonder will she have to re-apply for the grant...

    No grant. She'll be back at the milf porn game.


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    #79
    Oranage2
    Registered Users Posts: 11,128 ✭✭✭✭Oranage2


    Cancer- I hear theis method is least painful


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    #80
    catthinkin
    Registered Users Posts: 1,060 ✭✭✭catthinkin


    burned at the stake surrounded by a baying mob make a nice change funerals are normally so dull


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    #81
    Icaras
    Registered Users Posts: 926 ✭✭✭Icaras


    I always like Benders from Futuramas one: being crushed by a semi truck driven by the Incredible Hulk


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    #82
    AshaD
    Closed Accounts Posts: 8 ✭AshaD


    While saving someone... A heroic way to die:)


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    #83
    Johro
    Registered Users Posts: 4,705 ✭✭✭Johro


    ham_n_mustard wrote: »
    its not really something we talk about, but its going to happen to us all some day (maybe more than once if thats what you believe). Anyways, exactly what it says on the tin, how would you like to bow out?

    for me, i'd like to die from laughing too hard
    Alive! magazine and a no junk mail sign. Or so it says under your thread in the AH thread list. Looks kinda funny.


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    #84
    Red Hand
    Registered Users Posts: 4,986 ✭✭✭Red Hand


    40 is a good age. Just make it quick!


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    #85
    dunsandin
    Closed Accounts Posts: 879 ✭✭✭dunsandin


    Like Tony Soprano, just enjoying a meal with my family, and then ............................................................ I really need to start that "family" I've been planning.

    edit:does give a whole new, more interesting edge to "Family planning" tho.


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    #86
    AudreyHepburn
    Registered Users Posts: 5,673 ✭✭✭AudreyHepburn


    As an old woman in my sleep in my own bed. A nice peaceful death after a good long life.


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    #87
    laugh
    Registered Users Posts: 3,745 ✭✭✭laugh


    up for anything wrote: »
    That was pretty cuntish even for AH. Not really a laugh at all! :rolleyes:

    My point was, that there was no evidence that it was a nice/painless way to go.


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    #88
    FreudianSlippers
    Registered Users Posts: 20,397 ✭✭✭✭FreudianSlippers


    I want to die old, healthy and in a badass way.


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    #89
    Ronin247
    Registered Users Posts: 1,256 ✭✭✭Ronin247


    Icaras wrote: »
    I always like Benders from Futuramas one: being crushed by a semi truck driven by the Incredible Hulk

    His name was Bender and he wanted to be crushed to death by the Hulks semi ??
    Must be a joke in there somewhere

    Me I would like to go out as a 99 year old suicide bomber in Mecca shouting "Laugh now Jihad boys" Kaboooooooom


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    #90
    poppyvalley
    Closed Accounts Posts: 372 ✭✭poppyvalley


    Standard Toaster wrote: »
    Like Tommy Cooper

    Just like that. What?


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