A Jazz cord

fred funk }{

Stevie Wonder was playing a concert one evening in Japan. Stevie asked the audience if they had any requests. A small Japanese guy sitting in the front row asked him to play ' a jazz cord' so Stevie starts playing a lovely song with plenty of jazz in it. When he was finished he once again asked the audience for requests, and once again the same Japanese guy asked him to play a 'jazz cord' so once again Stevie obliged and played another jazz song.

Midway through the song the Japanese guy interupted him and told Stevie to play 'a jazz cord'. Stevie was getting a little pissed off at this stage and told the guy he's already played two jazz cords and he wasn't playing anymore.
Then the little guy said 'No no No' 'It go like this' ' A jazz cord to say I love you'

stereo_steve

It's like the clift richard joke.

Japanese person keeps asking him to sing itchy fanny .

In the end he goes, you know "Ichy fanny how we don't talk any more!"

I was too laxy to write out hte whole joke

Dummy

And don't forget about the yank that asked an Irish singer in New York, to sing "Show Conny around the green" which he had heard in Dublin and it had been received to shouts & cheers by the Irish audience and was obviously a BIG HIT there.

It turned out to be "Seo libh canaídh Amhrán na bhFiann" from our National anthem.

Ash.J.Williams

Why does Noddy have a bell on the end of his hat?

because he's a c*nt