Is there something wrong with been hetro

Conor_M1990

I honestly think theres someone wrong with been straight these days Im straight myself but I dunno the world seems to gone horrid gay lately to much sex and the city me reckons. It seems gayness is like foreign cooking these days its something that you most try once or something.
Im happy not give 2 ****s about my appearance drinkin pints and ridinn women why would I want to turn gay after all two holes are better then one. Ive nothing againist gays Im open minded to other peoples believes and what not I just don't like there believes been forced onto me

chin_grin

Oh no you didn' sista!

OutlawPete

The whole world is gonna be gay soon, Evo Morales says it's cause of the chicken:

http://www.guardian.co.uk/news/blog/2010/apr/22/chicken-causes-homosexuality-evo-morales

DetectivFoxtrot

Conor_M1990 wrote: »

I honestly think theres someone wrong with been straight these days Im straight myself but I dunno the world seems to gone horrid gay lately to much sex and the city me reckons. It seems gayness is like foreign cooking these days its something that you most try once or something.
Im happy not give 2 ****s about my appearance drinkin pints and ridinn women why would I want to turn gay after all two holes are better then one. Ive nothing againist gays Im open minded to other peoples believes and what not I just don't like there believes been forced onto me

:eek: facepalm


Who exactly is forcing their gayness on you?

krudler

Conor_M1990 wrote: »

I honestly think theres someone wrong with been straight these days Im straight myself but I dunno the world seems to gone horrid gay lately to much sex and the city me reckons. It seems gayness is like foreign cooking these days its something that you most try once or something.
Im happy not give 2 ****s about my appearance drinkin pints and ridinn women why would I want to turn gay after all two holes are better then one. Ive nothing againist gays Im open minded to other peoples believes and what not I just don't like there believes been forced onto me

Anatomy fail.

Mr Benevolent

I'm emigrating because of it. First they hanged you for it, then they legalised it, and I'm getting out before they make it compulsory.

Conor_M1990

DetectivFoxtrot wrote: »

:eek: facepalm


Who exactly is forcing their gayness on you?

ah the whole media especially the times I personally think the times tries to force gayness onto you

efb

If they OP doesnt turn gay I dont my Pink Toaster!!!!

questionmark?

Is this a joke?

Jesus Wept

It's not natural.

Links234

Conor_M1990 wrote: »

Ive nothing againist gays Im open minded to other peoples believes and what not I just don't like there believes been forced onto me

http://www.theonion.com/articles/why-do-all-these-homosexuals-keep-sucking-my-cock,10861/

20Cent

Conor_M1990 wrote: »

ah the whole media especially the times I personally think the times tries to force gayness onto you

Resist the forces of gayness.
Get some macho clothes like a builder (with toolbelt), cop or something like that. Work out a lot and grow a mustache. You'll be grand then.

AlmightyCushion

Being a hetero is for fags.

Links234

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4s1iQODC5OI

Kimono-Girl

i cannot believe there is a thread on this :eek:


*calls pc brigade* :P


you are all in trouble now!!!

smk89

Pfft, where you been, OP? Entire steel industry's gay. Yeah, aerospace too. And the railroads! And you know what else? Broadway!

Been hetero? Meaning you aren't anymore?
Well that's fine.

ElaElaElano

Conor_M1990 wrote: »

the world seems to gone horrid gay lately

Conor_M1990 wrote: »

Ive nothing againist gays

.

poppyvalley

20Cent wrote: »

grow a mustache

Like er............Freddy Mercury or Tom Selleck?

biko

Links234 wrote: »

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4s1iQODC5OI

LOL that was great

Sanjuro

Conor_M1990 wrote: »

I honestly think theres someone wrong with been straight these days Im straight myself but I dunno the world seems to gone horrid gay lately to much sex and the city me reckons. It seems gayness is like foreign cooking these days its something that you most try once or something.
Im happy not give 2 ****s about my appearance drinkin pints and ridinn women why would I want to turn gay after all two holes are better then one. Ive nothing againist gays Im open minded to other peoples believes and what not I just don't like there believes been forced onto me

Sweet holy mother of fuck. I quit the internet.

Rented Mule

I think the OP needs to sit down with a nice Merlot, listen to some show tunes and then watch a few gladiator films.

St._Andalou

This thread has to be a joke?

OP, there are lots of different types of gay men. You may find it hard to believe, but not all gay men "watch Sex and the City" or "care about their appearance".

Let it go. Life's too short. Or at least make some gay friends so you know what you're talking about.

Dunjohn

Everybody has their own way of dealing with discovering their homosexuality, I guess. Well, everybody who's gay, I mean.

Don't worry, OP, a warm glass of milk, an early night, your mind will be clearer in the morning.

St._Andalou

Ive nothing againist gays Im open minded to other peoples believes and what not I just don't like there believes been forced onto me

Just remember, it doesn't count as being "gay" if there's more than 8 pints involved.

Conor_M1990

This thread is case in point people presume just because you talk about gay people in a bad way you must be a closet gay (I know most people are joking I didnt put up this thread to be a serious discussion) or that any negative talking about homosexuals is bad. Ive no problem with gays I do hold my own views and opinions on them and yes some of them are negative.but at the end of the day its there life

00112984

OP, the gays called. They don't want you back.

cactuspaw

if it helps im a girl and i find it really hard to find straight men these days. theres only so much campness i can take. is it the fashion or somthing?

Conor_M1990

St._Andalou wrote: »

This thread has to be a joke?

OP, there are lots of different types of gay men. You may find it hard to believe, but not all gay men "watch Sex and the City" or "care about their appearance".

Let it go. Life's too short. Or at least make some gay friends so you know what you're talking about.

eh not to be taken to seriously. I know there different types of gay men Ive a few mates who are gay one of them turned gay for attention (imo) tries to force his believes onto everyone anything bad you say to him your suddenly homophobic the other ones grand like sound lad.

I really dont have a problem with gays

Grimreaper666

I was only thinking the same myself recently, more and more men i've seen are starting to look and dress very feminine and the women are looking more like men, even the clothes they ware and lots of them don't even make an effort to look like women anymore, must be end of times or something, it's only a matter of time before our cats and dogs start talking to us.............

saywhatyousee

Conor_M1990 wrote: »

eh not to be taken to seriously. I know there different types of gay men Ive a few mates who are gay one of them turned gay for attention (imo) tries to force his believes onto everyone anything bad you say to him your suddenly homophobic the other ones grand like sound lad.

I really dont have a problem with gays

just looking at your location i thought gayness was just a dublin problem!!

Agricola

Agree with ya. I blame the Greeks, they invented gayness.






Cant believe this hasnt been referenced yet!

Conor_M1990

cactuspaw wrote: »

if it helps im a girl and i find it really hard to find straight men these days. theres only so much campness i can take. is it the fashion or somthing?

thank you ive just kinda copped it today in college just seen a few lads going round the place dolled up to the nines Id understand a women doing that but dont really get a lad doing it auld runners jeans hoodie job done

efb

Its a disgrace when people take pride in their personal appearance...

And those gays have it so easy, no PDA's, no full marriage rights, no joint adoption rights with their partners and condemnation by the church...

Nothing worse that heterosexual white males being marginalized...

scientific1982

Will someone think of the children. This has to be trolling. If not i feel really bad for you.

Sanjuro

A bit OT, but is there anything the gub'ment can do to deprive Navan of internet access? For the sake of the collective consciousness.

Links234

well it's like, heterosexuality is unnatural, it's a deviant lifestyle choice that's forced upon children, they're indoctrinated into it by heterosexual media and a rich heterosexual elite. why is this deviant lifestyle so rampant? we have straight teachers in schools all across this country recruiting perfectly innocent homosexual children into their ranks. it starts at a very young age, books kids read as they grow up depict pairings between man and woman! "teen" soaps show heterosexual couples openly kissing. children are brainwashed into thinking this kind of thing is normal!

heterosexual couples threaten the natural homosexual relationship. today a man marries a woman, what's next? his kid marries the neighbor's dog! won't someone please think of the children?

and what is it with heterosexual people openly flaunting their straightness? like, I don't care if you're straight, just don't act like it.

desertcircus

If any women are finding it hard to find straight men, they should probably stop drinking in the Dragon. Come on, ladies, it's not that difficult to find some heterosexuals!

Why did OP edit the thread title and leave in "been"??
It's driving me insane now :mad:

Links234

bluewolf wrote: »

Why did OP edit the thread title and leave in "been"??
It's driving me insane now :mad:

Also, it's "hetero" not "hetro"

not that I'd know anything about that sort of thing.

dylano_k

St._Andalou wrote: »

This thread has to be a joke?

OP, there are lots of different types of gay men. You may find it hard to believe, but not all gay men "watch Sex and the City" or "care about their appearance".

Let it go. Life's too short. Or at least make some gay friends so you know what you're talking about.

Spoken like a pro :pac:

starbelgrade

Is there something wrong with been hetro

Apart from the obvious spelling mistake?

Eh, no Ted.

southsiderosie

Conor_M1990 wrote: »

I honestly think theres someone wrong with been straight these days Im straight myself but I dunno the world seems to gone horrid gay lately to much sex and the city me reckons. It seems gayness is like foreign cooking these days its something that you most try once or something.
Im happy not give 2 ****s about my appearance drinkin pints and ridinn women why would I want to turn gay after all two holes are better then one. Ive nothing againist gays Im open minded to other peoples believes and what not I just don't like there believes been forced onto me

I know this is AH and all, but this has to be one of the stupidest ****ing posts I have ever read on boards, especially considering the events of the last week in New York.

Yes, OP, it's soooooooo hard being a heterosexual man.

WesternZulu

The gayness could catch on, they're are gay politicians, gay celebrities, gay singers, gay priests...what next gay gaa players!

If you're not careful op the gay will sneak up on you from behind and get you too and you'll be one of them.

Rented Mule

southsiderosie wrote: »

Yes, OP, it's soooooooo hard being a heterosexual man.

How would you know ? :P

Incognita

cactuspaw wrote: »

if it helps im a girl and i find it really hard to find straight men these days. theres only so much campness i can take. is it the fashion or somthing?

It's Gok Wans fault.



Seriously though? Cop the **** on.

up for anything

candlelover wrote: »

i cannot believe there is a thread on this :eek:


*calls pc brigade* :P

I think this is a job more suited to the grammar Nazis. Contact them, quickly.

Conor_M1990 wrote: »

thank you ive just kinda copped it today in college just seen a few lads going round the place dolled up to the nines Id understand a women doing that but dont really get a lad doing it auld runners jeans hoodie job done

Slob.

southsiderosie wrote: »

Yes, OP, it's soooooooo hard being a heterosexual man.

Rented Mule wrote: »

How would you know ? :P

I think she was being funny.

Incognita

OP - You sound like a 'Mans Man', them 'Gays' and you might have more in common than you think... :P

Dudess

Conor_M1990 wrote: »

I honestly think theres someone wrong with been straight these days

Come on now, you don't "honestly" think it ("these days" being used by someone born in 1990 too - awesome!)

Im straight myself but I dunno the world seems to gone horrid gay lately to much sex and the city me reckons. It seems gayness is like foreign cooking these days its something that you most try once or something.
Im happy not give 2 ****s about my appearance drinkin pints and ridinn women why would I want to turn gay after all two holes are better then one. Ive nothing againist gays Im open minded to other peoples believes and what not I just don't like there believes been forced onto me

Nobody has ever made you feel bad for being a heterosexual guy, or forced homosexuality on you - that's all in your head due to a sense of discomfort at all those things which you perceive as gay. I don't think you're a closet homosexual or that you're homophobic, but I do think you've a bit of a persecution complex for absolutely no reason. Sure, I'd agree it's more acceptable now for men to be more effeminate (not necessarily correlated with homosexuality by the way - plenty of poncey heterosexual men; and there are gay men who are manly... and not in the "gay manly" Village People way) but just ignore it? You don't have to "try" anything.

Conor_M1990 wrote: »

ah the whole media especially the times I personally think the times tries to force gayness onto you

It does or it doesn't - it's not something you "feel". And it doesn't - that's just silly. Just because it's "there" doesn't mean it's being forced on you - it's up to you to feel you're being dragged in.

Conor_M1990 wrote: »

Ive a few mates who are gay one of them turned gay for attention (imo)

How can it be your opinion that he "turned gay" for attention? He either did or he didn't - opinion has nothing to do with it. People don't "turn gay" anyway - they are gay and come out. He may be extra sensitive about it, but that doesn't "lessen" his homosexuality.

Links234 wrote: »

http://www.theonion.com/articles/why-do-all-these-homosexuals-keep-sucking-my-cock,10861/

Links234 wrote: »

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4s1iQODC5OI

20Cent wrote: »

Resist the forces of gayness.
Get some macho clothes like a builder (with toolbelt), cop or something like that. Work out a lot and grow a mustache. You'll be grand then.

Hee hee! Brilliant!

galwayrush

OP, you have issues.:pac::pac:

Raze_them_all

Sounds to me that someone jealous of the emo kid with the girlfriend....