Worst experience with a doctor?

bareback mountain

Breast examination
Perv
Say no more

Second: Nearly got drunk from whiff of drink off him - and I was hungover

Not tarring all docs with same brush, have had good ones except two above

Peyton Manning

bareback mountain wrote: »

Second: Nearly got drunk from whiff of drink off him - and I was hungover

Yeah, the whiff of drink was definitely coming from him...

OutlawPete

bareback mountain wrote: »

Breast examination
Perv
Say no more

Ooooooooh matron.

abouttobebanned

My girlfriend went for advice on conceiving and the doctor said, seriously - "try having sex"

epgc3fyqirnbsx

stuck his finger up my hole when checking to see if I had appendicitis.

I didn't.

OutlawPete

Colt Swift Radium wrote: »

stuck his finger up my hole when checking to see if I had appendicitis.

I didn't.

Ah, you should have .. he would've liked it

donmeister

Went into the doc with a sore throat.....






.....came out with a sore arse. Thats all im saying

epgc3fyqirnbsx

OutlawPete wrote: »

Ah, you should have .. he would've liked it

Oh Pete ya messer ya!

January

Told me I wasn't pregnant, turned out I was...

dr gonzo

adrieanne__x wrote: »

Told me I wasn't pregnant, turned out I was...

Thats a bit of an oversight alright.

bareback mountain

adrieanne__x wrote: »

Told me I wasn't pregnant, turned out I was...

How the f**k could they make that mistake

OutlawPete

Colt Swift Radium wrote: »

Oh Pete ya messer ya!

Ah, that takes me back to 1987.

School principal screamed at me:

"Peter, you're nothing but a messer, and a messer is all you will ever be".

Well, I showed him .. :mad:

Over 13,000 'thanks' on Boards.ie, Ireland's biggest Internet discussion forums!!

In your face mutha****a!!!

ebixa82

I went in to the local GP for a check up..

She told me I needed to stop masturbating..

I asked her "Why?"

She got a bit pissed off and said "Because I'm trying to examine you!"

So unprofessional of her.

Saila

going for a prostate exam, finger went in, but then I noticed he had both hands on my shoulders :eek:

mojesius

Probably the aul hag who more-or-less performed an exorcism on me when I asked for the anti-baby (morning after) pill.

Absurdum

I went for an std investigation on my ding dong, the doc was a muslim dude in some kind of dress, I was a little embarrassed at first when I was divulging the gory details of my recent sexual conquests but it soon became obvious that he was waaayyyy more embarrassed than I was, he was scarlet, underneath the osama beard

Darlughda

Ancient auld fella in dickie bow with a consultant title in one of the world's most esteemed hospitals:

"You have no choice other than have a hysterectomy immediately"

12 years later, I may not be able to have kids, but at least I have not had to have a hysterectomy.

Super-Rush

I went to see one in Galway once and the bollocks took his clothes off and got people to take pictures. Sick freak.

bareback mountain

Saila wrote: »

going for a prostate exam, finger went in, but then I noticed he had both hands on my shoulders :eek:

They had to pin you down :eek:

susita06

Went to the Doctor with a cough, I was asked to take off my jumper to be examined with the stethoscope. Then my t-shirt and also my bra. I though this was a bit wierd as have been to the doctor before with a cough but it got wierder when the doctor said " ah sure look you have your bra off now I might as well give you an exam on those aswell"

It lasted waaaaaaaaaay too long

Doom

A doc convinced me that my child had asthma,( which she did not) gave me a prescription for some very strong drugs, she put the wrong dosage on the stuff, my kid would have ended up in big trouble if my wife and the pharmacy didn't cop it...:eek:

bareback mountain

susita06 wrote: »

Went to the Doctor with a cough, I was asked to take off my jumper to be examined with the stethoscope. Then my t-shirt and also my bra. I though this was a bit wierd as have been to the doctor before with a cough but it got wierder when the doctor said " ah sure look you have your bra off now I might as well give you an exam on those aswell"

It lasted waaaaaaaaaay too long

Exactly what happened to me...

susita06

sesna wrote: »

How long did it last ?

At least ten to twelve minutes..... pretty wierd!

My name is URL

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xHKTE75dgE4

someuser905

did you know that once your unconscious in a hospital, trainee doctors will perform a pelvic exam on you?

Susie_Q

I went to a doctor once in one of those walk-in surgeries on Dame St (bad idea). Told the doc I felt really ****ty, was sleeping 14 hrs a day and missing lots of work and generally felt crap. Instead of sending me for bloods or giving me a physical, he simply gave me a business card for a psychiatrist and sent me on my way!

I was so shocked that it didn't occur to me not to pay... still raging that I gave him 50 euro all these years later.

PS Second opinion (and blood tests) revealed I had glandular fever! Not mental illness!

sesna

Susie_Q wrote: »

I went to a doctor once in one of those walk-in surgeries. Told the doc I felt really ****ty, was sleeping 14 hrs a day and missing lots of work and generally felt crap. Instead of sending me for bloods or giving me a physical, he simply gave me a business card for a psychiatrist and sent me on my way!

I was so shocked that it didn't occur to me not to pay... still raging that I gave him 50 euro all these years later.

PS Second opinion (and blood tests) revealed I had glandular fever! Not mental illness!

Did you tell him you had a sore throat or swollen glands ?

Jumpy

Darlughda wrote: »

Ancient auld fella in dickie bow with a consultant title in one of the world's most esteemed hospitals:

"You have no choice other than have a hysterectomy immediately"

12 years later, I may not be able to have kids, but at least I have not had to have a hysterectomy.

Probably the same doctor that told me I had Alzheimers. I was relieved. At least I didnt have Alzheimers.

MrStuffins

I went to the doctor once feeling really ill.

He told me that i had been adopted and that i was actually a Clock!

I thought he was winding me up!

Chuchoter

I was given pills to fix all these nose bleeds I was having when I was 12. He pulled out his book of medicines, put his finger on which ever one he saw first and gave it to me. A week later I went into hospital because I kept fainting.

Answer from A&E doctor: God we don't usually give those to under 18s!

My brother threw up on him though next time he saw him:p:cool:

Jumpy

I went to the doctor once with a sore stomach. I asked him was there any medication I could imbibe.



































Bastard told me to put de lime in the coconut and drink them both together.

Loopy

When I was 5 or 6 my cousin pushed me off a wall. I wasn't able to walk so folks took me to the our local Doc.
'Ah she's looking for attention', he says, 'nothing wrong with her at all'.. I actually remember thinking, you dozy fucker...
They took me to hospital the next day - my leg was broken in 2 places..
He was struck off not long after - chronic alcoholic apparently.

Smokin_Aces

Doctor to my mam, your son is not deaf. Don't worry about it. Aye 20 odd years later and I'm "still not" deaf.

Bonito

susita06 wrote: »

Went to the Doctor with a cough, I was asked to take off my jumper to be examined with the stethoscope. Then my t-shirt and also my bra. I though this was a bit wierd as have been to the doctor before with a cough but it got wierder when the doctor said " ah sure look you have your bra off now I might as well give you an exam on those aswell"

It lasted waaaaaaaaaay too long

bareback mountain wrote: »

Exactly what happened to me...

susita06 wrote: »

At least ten to twelve minutes..... pretty wierd!

I dunno. I like it when a doctor is thorough.

MrStuffins

Smokin_Aces wrote: »

Doctor to my mam, your son is not deaf. Don't worry about it. Aye 20 odd years later and I'm "still not" deaf.

What?

alwaysadub

Loopy wrote: »

When I was 5 or 6 my cousin pushed me off a wall. I wasn't able to walk so folks took me to the our local Doc.
'Ah she's looking for attention', he says, 'nothing wrong with her at all'.. I actually remember thinking, you dozy fucker...
They took me to hospital the next day - my leg was broken in 2 places..
He was struck off not long after - chronic alcoholic apparently.

Same kinda thing happened to me. Was about 10 or 11 and fell and really hurt my arm. Eventually persuaded my parents to bring me to Crumlin Hospital where a doctor told me it was a slight sprain and to basically stop moaning. While i was waiting for him to get the paperwork in order, another doctor was passing by and happened to ask how did i break my arm. Told her what the other doc had said, at which point she went over and tore strips out of him and told him to get my off to x ray. Had broken my arm in two places. It was bad enough my parents hadn't believed me in the 1st place, but i was rightly pissed off when that doctor wouldn't. Thank fcuk for the sensible one.

Smokin_Aces

MrStuffins wrote: »

What?

He was trying to maintain that I was a healthy hearing boy when clearly I was not responding to his tests, so in fact I'm deaf and he was stating otherwise.

Bonito

Smokin_Aces wrote: »

He was trying to maintain that I was a healthy hearing boy when clearly I was not responding to his tests, so in fact I'm deaf and he was stating otherwise.

Do you die a little inside everytime the Malibu advert comes on?

4leto

Non Challenging at the end of the visit

Err By the way what is this spot on my ear

"MMMnnn That could be skin cancer we will keep an eye on that"

Cough whatttttttt nearly collapse

CorsetIsTight

adrieanne__x wrote: »

Told me I wasn't pregnant, turned out I was...

Mine told me I hadn't a tumour, turned out I had...

Doctors, eh....?

sesna

CorsetIsTight wrote: »

Mine told me I hadn't a tumour, turned out I had...

Doctors, eh....?

Agreed, back to witchcraft.

CorsetIsTight

sesna wrote: »

Agreed, back to witchcraft.

My comment was somewhat tongue-in-cheek as it was another doctor who finally diagnosed the tumour and a wonderful surgeon who removed it.

Oat23

A doctor once prescribed be penicillin when my file clearly stated I was allergic to it.

I almost died.

I don't go to hospitals or doctors now unless I am dying.

sesna

CorsetIsTight wrote: »

My comment was somewhat tongue-in-cheek as it was another doctor who finally diagnosed the tumour and a wonderful surgeon who removed it.

As was mine

Run_to_da_hills

A Number of years ago I attended my local doc with a nasty fever, he prescribed me on certain meds, after a few days it got worse and I broke out in nasty sores, I decided to get a second opinion from a specialist consultant at Blackrock Clinic who diagnosed that I was allergic to penicillin.

southsiderosie

I've always had very sensitive skin, and went to the campus clinic after getting a horrible rash on my arm.

The doctor took one look and said "Oh, we usually only see that kind of thing in elderly people and young people with AIDS'. She then sent me off to do a blood test, and gave me a prescription for topical cream, Unfortunately I was too hysterical to notice that the box for the cream had in big letters on the side "DO NOT USE ON BROKEN OR IRRITATED SKIN", so in addition to thinking I would be dead in two years, my arm felt like it was on fire. Luckily my roommate had more sense than I did, and pointed to the obvious spider bite on my arm while binning the cream.

I never went back to university health services.

sesna

Run_to_da_hills wrote: »

A Number of years ago I attended my local doc with a nasty fever, he prescribed me on certain meds, after a few days it got worse and I broke out in nasty sores, I decided to get a second opinion from a specialist consultant at Blackrock Clinic who diagnosed that I was allergic to penicillin.

You didnt tell the intial doctor you were allergic to penicillin ?

recylingbin

Never had anything but good experiences with doctors.
Better experiences with nurses though.

laugh

I went with a chest infection he decided to have a look at my balls.

La_Gordy

I lived in France and was having some fanny issues. It wasn't the doctor's fault or anything, but I had to get naked from the waist down (which always emphasises just how naked you are) while a doctor that looked like me da and a young lad shoved a camera up ma vadge. I cried and cried and didn't speak French well enough to explain I was just frightened.

Celtise

Everytime I go to a doctor it gets worse.

When I was a kid, broke my arm in two places. Bad enough the parents thought I was overreacting for a whole 24 hours before I went to hospital. Then the first doctor tried to tell me it was not broken and the second put the cast on too tight it had to be redone a few days later when my fingers were feeling funny...

Then xmas eve on my leaving cert year, serious pains in my side. Went to hospital 4am and took five doctors to get a vein and then 36 hours for them to stop thinking I was "looking for attention" and figure out I needed emergency surgery. An xmas day I will never forget. Or the subsequent check up I had 6 weeks later telling me they didn't find any cancerous cells. Thanks for telling me there was a possibility.

Lastly, couple years ago went to college doctor cause I'd never felt so weak/sick in my life. Told me I was probably just burnt out from rag week (despite my protests of a relatively quiet week) and had a bit of a throat infection and wrote me a doc note for two days. Glandular fever apparently, out a month of college.