If Karma exists we're all ****ed

errlloyd

Had a **** three weeks, broken up, fired ect. People tell me Karma should swing my way.

Makes me think, I was born into what, the richest 5% of the world? Probably even higher, in a country with at least a certain degree of social welfare, peace, stability and when I was born, money. Just because my karma is currently better then most of Ireland, doesn't mean my Karma is good.

So surely the whole of the west is ****ed? Or do I misunderstand Karma?

Biggins

I'm all right Jack! I'm blessed.

Mr. Incognito

You believe in Karma?

No wonder they fired your hippy ass.

We need worker drones, not dreamers. Off to a poetry reading with you.

errlloyd

errlloyd wrote: »

Or do I misunderstand Karma?

Yes. But don't worry, most people seem to.

Kimono-Girl

errlloyd wrote: »

Had a **** three weeks, broken up, fired ect. People tell me Karma should swing my way.

most people do not understand what karma really means!

Angron

Mr. Incognito wrote: »

You believe in Karma?

No wonder they fired your hippy ass.

We need worker drones, not dreamers. Off to a poetry reading with you.

Damn hippies, with their maryjoowanna and heroeen!


I don't believe in karma, cause it just seems like mumbo-jumbo to me really.

PeakOutput

errlloyd wrote: »

Makes me think, I was born into what, the richest 5% of the world? Probably even higher

if your one of the richest 300,000 people in the world im sure that losing your job didnt hit your bank account all that much and you could probably find a new gold digger girlfriend in a heartbeat if you wanted to

toughen up cupcake

Sanjuro

Don't worry. It doesn't. Carry on.

Marcus.Aurelius

Karma?

Relegated to the bin of false promises, like homeopathy and christianity.

Jimkil

Ur mixing up self pitty and karma. The question is what did u do to deserve all this sh1t.

Niall09

PeakOutput wrote: »

if your one of the richest 300,000 people in the world im sure that losing your job didnt hit your bank account all that much and you could probably find a new gold digger girlfriend in a heartbeat if you wanted to

toughen up cupcake

300,000,000 buddy

orourkeda

me bollix

PeakOutput

Niall09 wrote: »

300,000,000 buddy

you are correct and that is the answer the calculator gave me unfortunately i saw what i wanted to see

hmmmmm am i in the top richest 5% of people on the planet? :eek:

errlloyd

PeakOutput wrote: »

if your one of the richest 300,000 people in the world im sure that losing your job didnt hit your bank account all that much and you could probably find a new gold digger girlfriend in a heartbeat if you wanted to

toughen up cupcake

Someone has a great understanding of percentages?

Richest 300mn probably?

Asphyxia

I would love for Karma to be real there are some certain people due for their comeuppance

Superbus

I wish Instant Karma existed. Give to charity and spontaneously orgasm.

Teutorix

Being born into a rich society dosent make you a bad person, just a lucky one. If karma does infact work by our moral standards then as long as you do good deeds you should be rewarded. Not to say karma isnt a load of bollox.

4leto

I don't know about Karma but the world is undergoing an economic centre movement, for 300 years the west had it all with virtually no competition for markets and resources.

Now it is moving towards the far east and we can't compete, so the European rich economies will look more like South America in the near future, the days of socialism a welfare net and surplus income may be coming to an abrupt end.

We are ****ed and there is not a thing we can do.

dvpower

Superbus wrote: »

I wish Instant Karma existed. Give to charity and spontaneously orgasm.

I just want to preempt the obvious joke here.

Cavehill Red

Superbus wrote: »

I wish Instant Karma existed. Give to charity and spontaneously orgasm.

Just donate to a chugger then **** off on them.
Result achieved.

Teutorix

dvpower wrote: »

I just want to preempt the obvious joke here.

I'd give it to Charity shes a fine beeeooor :pac:

Cheeky_gal

Mr. Incognito wrote: »

You believe in Karma?

No wonder they fired your hippy ass.

And hopefully karma will slap you in the ass ...

starbelgrade

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JmcA9LIIXWw

Earthhorse

If I don't understand karma, does that meant that I do, in fact, understand karma?

curlzy

I believe in Karma, well my own version I suppose, nothing to do with magic or that crap. I just think if you're nice to people they'll be nice to you and if you're a **** you'll be treated like one. Hmmmm you reap what you sow, act like a scummer and you'll be treated as one, act like a friend and you'll be treated as one. Hmmm is that Karma though?

Copper23

Karma implies a belief in re-incarnation.

Kimono-Girl

Cheeky_gal wrote: »

And hopefully karma will slap you in the ass ...

Karma does not work like that, BUT there is nothing stopping you from taking the initiative and slapping him on the ass! :pac:

Hobbes

The universe really doesn't care about you (or me for that matter). Once you realise that, you don't sit around waiting for your Karma handout. You make it.

Deus Ex Machina

Karma is several orders of magnitude more implausable than even divine providence.

Monsieur Folie

Wikipedia.

According to karma, performing positive actions results in a good condition in one's experience, whereas a negative action results in a bad effect. The effects may be seen immediately or delayed. Delay can be until later in the present life or in the next. Thus, meritorious acts may mean rebirth into a higher station, such as a superior human or a godlike being, while evil acts result in rebirth as a human living in less desirable circumstances, or as a lower animal.

That's the Western interpretation of Karma, and the one that I follow by. When I do nice things, nice things happen to me. When I do bad things, bad things in turn happen to me. Might not be straight away, but it does swing back around. Many people misinterpret Karma.

Ronin247

You lot are weird believing in sh*t like Karma.I asked my parish priest about it and he said its something to do with Hari Krishnas and you are all going to hell:mad:

Black Swan

I like karma flavoured ice cream

Carl Sagan

Wait everything out OP. When things start getting good it'll feel all the better.

Cheeky_gal

Kimono-Girl wrote: »

Karma does not work like that, BUT there is nothing stopping you from taking the initiative and slapping him on the ass! :pac:

His ass isn't worthy of a slap. It's more like bum basher material.

Duggy747

What a load of old boulderdash!! It confuses me sometimes when some people don't believe in a higher power but they believe in Karma; Something that still dictates how they live their lives.

Or as one girl told me before: "People with disablitities are like that because they were bad in a past life" .........................good grief!

KungPao

Duggy747 wrote: »

What a load of old boulderdash!! It confuses me sometimes when some people don't believe in a higher power but they believe in Karma; Something that still dictates how they live their lives.

Or as one girl told me before: "People with disablitities are like that because they were bad in a past life" .........................good grief!

Is she Glenn Hoddle's daughter?