What's the worst thing you've dropped?

AskMyChocolate

Ok. On a scale of one to ten, "The hand" being a zero and a baby being a ten, what's the worst thing you've dropped and more importantly what's the story behind it, and how would you rate it? Waterford Glass wedding presents are a five and the water and wine are a seven.

Btw, I meant drop a baby on the floor is a ten. For some, "Dropping a baby " can be a zero, and to you smug married cnuts, I'd say go fcuk yourselves.

oppenheimer1

Whats this about?! How much have you been drinking??

Red Hand

Does it count if I was the baby being dropped?

jugger0

A 20kg plate on my foot:(

AskMyChocolate

oppenheimer1 wrote: »

Whats this about?! How much have you been drinking??

Stay on topic.

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Jesus Wept

In before yore ma.

Zillah

Once myself and some fellas were putting some reinforcement struts into a mine shaft and I dropped the beam half way through the process causing the whole thing to collapse. I was on the safe side though, think some lads were trapped down below. Took a while to get them out, think I saw it in the papers there a while ago.

johnn

Trou

AskMyChocolate

AskMyChocolate wrote: »

Stay on topic.

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I've got those eyes wrong. Haven't I?

discobeaker

Once seen a woman in Mcdonalds with a 2 year old kid in her arms and a ton of shopping. She was trying to get her purse out to pay for her order and the kid slipped out from her grasp,smack its chin on the counter,land on its feet and stumble back 2 or 3 steps before falling backwards and smacking the back of its head on the ground.

Didnt know if i should laugh or fap feel sorry for the little bastard

Sharpshooter

The-Rigger wrote: »

In before The Nest.

FYP.:pac:

and to you smug married cnuts, I'd say go fcuk yourselves.

Welcome to The Nest.:pac:

Matt Holck

I once deleted a post that would have solved world food distribution because it was off topic.

OldGoat

AskMyChocolate wrote: »

Stay on topic.

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AskMyChocolate wrote: »

I've got those eyes wrong. Haven't I?

Off topic.

Star Lord

I dropped the ball once.

sNarah

I catapulted a baby into a chandelier once.

Deki

cans of dogfood onto my bare toes - oww! and yuck!

BBDBB

does myself out of a bedroom window count?

sNarah

Sure, why not.

I once ate turtle meat too. T is yummy.

BBDBB

thanks

which kebab shop was this?

Scarydoll

I dropped a bowl of soup. It went fúcking everywhere.

lil'bug

i dropped a newly repaired telly

Sarky

I once dropped a GIGA PUDDING.

That was an unpleasant day for all concerned.

chucken1

I believe I may have dropped a Vowel In tCN...fcek!

Storminateacup

We dropped my mattress last night! Right down thru the freakin' bed it went.

BBDBB

could have been worse chucken

you could have dropped a vowel in the Count thread............:D

Star Lord

I dropped trou one time. I'll never work as a tour guide again, apparently.

[ps - I want Giga Pudding NOW!!!]

Lapin

I dropped into to visit my neighbours daughter once.

It was 3.17 am and she 18 at the time. (I was 15.)

She screamed.

Thats why I only dropped in once.

sNarah

I just dropped in to check what condition my condition is in.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yhOKhJaM1QE

Asphyxia

I dropped my laptop before when I was rushing one morning and it's still working perfectly :cool:

Matt Holck

someone dropped that xhtml id the current dhthml
which it clearly is not

but why did he lie?

Star Lord

I dropped a nun down a mineshaft.

James T Kirk

@Sarky: I want to drop (sniper style) everyone in that clip.

sNarah

Still haven't found my condition.

Panthro

I once dropped* my sister off the couch.


*(and by dropped I mean I pushed her up and over the back of the couch, she fell to the floor on the other side and broke her arm. oops!)

Dubchild

I dropped one of those massive dog food tins you get in Lidl on the lovely tiled kitchen floor and cracked a few tiles. Glad it missed my toes.

Star Lord

I dropped an F bomb.

Everyone in the vicinity got F'ed.

Daragh184

I dropped these 33 people down a mine and get got trapped for about 70 days i think.
:eek: oops my bad.

Dubchild

Sarky

I dropped some phat beats once. Nearly got me lynched.

Panthro

I'm after dropping the kids off at the pool..

Yup...thats exactly what I meant..