Theiving traveller girls.

Dublindude69

You would think they would of learned by knowbut know,every day I catched them epicly failing to steal. Are they brought up to steal or something?

fonecrusher1

Hammered.^

jugger0

Dublindude69 wrote: »

You would think they would of learned by knowbut know,every day I catched them epicly failing to steal. Are they brought up to steal or something?

We should move them all to the aran islands then sink it.

johnn

Didn't know the word "know" had so many meanings

Del2005

Perhaps they are getting caught on purpose so that their friends can rob away while you deal with one. If they haven't left the shop it's not stealing

brianthebard

oh dear.

Dublindude69

Del2005 wrote: »

Perhaps they are getting caught on purpose so that their friends can rob away while you deal with one. If they haven't left the shop it's not stealing

But they have left, I wait until they leave before busting the thieves. Why don't travellers have to follow the same laws as everyone else? I saw a bunch of them on the Luas being kicked off for not having a ticket. Did the Luas guy take down their details and have them sent to court? No, just asked them to get off. Most people get fined, they get off scot free.

Barna77

Sore head tomorrow, uh?

The Highwayman

coco and sambo.....

this should be good

fonecrusher1

The Highwayman wrote: »

coco and sambo.....

this should be good

I have my 3D glasses on.....

brendansmith

They stole my heart the moment I gazed upon their large pumpkin faces.

Dublindude69

jugger0 wrote: »

We should move them all to the aran islands then sink it.

I like this idea, lacks fire though.

jugger0

Dublindude69 wrote: »

I like this idea, lacks fire though.

Sure a few napalm strikes beforehand so.

Dublindude69

jugger0 wrote: »

Sure a few napalm strikes beforehand so.

Lets not forget the patato peelers for flayings.

jugger0

Dublindude69 wrote: »

Lets not forget the patato peelers for flayings.

I prefer cheese grating nipples.

Dublindude69

Ew, what's wrong with you? Thats nasty.

StupidLikeAFox

Dublindude69 wrote: »

You would think they would of learned by knowbut know,every day I catched them epicly failing to steal. Are they brought up to steal or something?

Did a traveller girl reject your advances and this is your only way to release your bitter disappointment? Tell the truth, the only thing she stole was your heart

policarp

How did you know that they were traveller girls and not knackers?

kowloon

policarp wrote: »

How did you know that they were traveller girls and not knackers?

Sure they were all wearing their traveller hats silly!

pow wow

fonecrusher1 wrote: »

Hammered.

Slashhooked.

senordingdong

Traveller girl stole my virginty.

sensibleken

Yeah, I remember all the thieves I used to catch. Every one of them was settled. We should put all the settled out on Inis mór and bomb the f*ck out of. What do yiz say lads.

General Zod

OP watch Taxi Driver, it's a documentary. Give yoruself a mohawk and video log yourself doing the mirror scene. post results.

topper75

The grammar police have just radioed HQ for some serious backup on this one. The word "know" has been kidnapped, raped, and tortured in an underground complex in the backwoods.

godscop

They all have huge knockers for some reason. anyone explain why ?:D

FlutterinBantam

Ten-four chief... we are on the way.

2 stroke

godscop wrote: »

They all have huge knockers for some reason. anyone explain why ?:D

They are pureblood irish.

bernardo mac

Young Male and female,settled and unsettled,suss out houses town and country,pay a visit beggin' or bargaining while another will seize the moment and rob.Lots of variations of this tactic.Beware of of the little buggers!

Gone West

"Settled" is not the opposite of "traveller"

twitch1984

2 stroke wrote: »

They are inbred irish.

Fixed your post:D

_feedback_

Fuzzy wrote: »

"Settled" is not the opposite of "traveller"

As far as I know, sensibleken is a traveller and he uses the term, so it must be widely accepted.

sensibleken wrote: »

Yeah, I remember all the thieves I used to catch. Every one of them was settled. We should put all the settled out on Inis mór and bomb the f*ck out of. What do yiz say lads.

AH is great on Friday mornings! The mods must feel like council workers out sweeping the street on a Sunday.

sensibleken

Fuzzy wrote: »

"Settled" is not the opposite of "traveller"

I can call you whatever you prefer. At least you were polite enough to use traveller rather than some of the other abusive ones on here

Delirium

Dublindude69 wrote: »

You would think they would of learned by knowbut know,every day I catched them epicly failing to steal. Are they brought up to steal or something?

It's called a diversion. You never spotted the guys robbing the place

Gone West

sensibleken wrote: »

I can call you whatever you prefer. At least you were polite enough to use traveller rather than some of the other abusive ones on here

Yeah no problem (anyways knacker is a personality trait these days, no longer a rude synonym for traveller)

But I never really understood why travellers called non travellers "settled".
I always thought that settled should just refer to travellers who have settled, gotten a house, maybe a standard 9-5 job, and so on.
But I hear travellers calling everybody else "settled", and you´d wonder, jaysus at one stage were we all travellers :pac::pac:

biko

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