Take Me Out - Irish Version [ATTN: Please read Mod Note in OP)

JP Liz V1

What is a barista?

Ginny

Coffee maker-y person.

Bad Panda

JP Liz V1 wrote: »

What is a barista?

Like a bartender - but serves coffee.

JP Liz V1

So a waiter/waitress but barista sounds posher

eternal

JP Liz V1 wrote: »

So a waiter/waitress but barista sounds posher

No you dont serve tables. Like behind a counter making coffee. Like in stabucks

Curva Sud

That Ariana one was looking fine tonight



Beth :mad:

Thwip!

eternal wrote: »

No you dont serve tables. Like behind a counter making coffee. Like in stabucks

pretty much, i was a barista for a few months in an italian restaurant. Learned how to do the fancy designs on the tops of cappucinos and such

Bad Panda wrote: »

Baby got back!

Baby got back pain :P


Tina nt half living up to the stripper stereotype is she?

2xensemble

AnnyHallsal wrote: »

I don't equate thinness and beauty. A fat Irish women might be more beautiful than a thin Scandinavian woman, or vice versa. Unless the observer believes fat is inherently ugly.

Not being smart but that sounds like something a fat person would say...
The fact remains ---> Being obese is inherently unhealthy, If I were to apply your logic here it would read as follows:

#1: Being fat is being beautify as long as someone is into me being fat and willing to love and/or ride me

#2: Being unhealthy (cause that's what being obese is) is healthy as long as others and myself have convinced ourselves so.

My point is realistic perception:

Fat = Unhealthy

Slim/Normal = Healthy

Extremely Thin = Unhealthy

Stay Between the lines

waltersobchak

My buddy was on last night, the guy at the end, who butchered the R.E.M song, And he got absolutely abused by the girls on the show, like they really went to town on the Frodo line, he got called a Hobbit by at least 5 of them after the first girl said it. But they edited most of it out.. It was fu*king hilarious at the time:pac:

Also Tina "the Stripper" ran off stage crying after the short stocky lad picked the blonde girl, which was also pretty funny.

eternal

jpcarlow wrote: »

eternal wrote: »

No you dont serve tables. Like behind a counter making coffee. Like in stabucks

pretty much, i was a barista for a few months in an italian restaurant. Learned how to do the fancy designs on the tops of cappucinos and such

Bad Panda wrote: »

Baby got back!

Baby got back pain :P


Tina nt half living up to the stripper stereotype is she?
I was a barista too years ago when there were hardly any around. Ten years ago, more even.

Thwip!

eternal wrote: »

I was a barista too years ago when there were hardly any around. Ten years ago, more even.

it died out pretty swiftly didn't it? the designs dont impress as much at home :P

thelibertyboy

Anyone know Tina's full name?;)

xsiborg

thelibertyboy wrote: »

Anyone know Tina's full name?;)

tina temple bar, she's a brother of shirley temple bar! :eek:

el diablo

jpcarlow wrote: »

it died out pretty swiftly didn't it? the designs dont impress as much at home :P

They still serve instant coffee (Maxwell House) in the restaurants in Carlow apparently.

Thwip!

el diablo wrote: »

They still serve instant coffee (Maxwell House) in the restaurants in Carlow apparently.

Not upstairs in the Fairgreen Centre. Good coffee up there made right in front of you so I won't knock them.....other places in carlow however

Potatoeman

eternal wrote: »

I honestly think irish women are better looking than the men. Theres very few attractive guys out there

An Eastern European friend of mine had the best quote about Irish women: "Do Irish girls think the mirror stops at the neck?"

eternal

jpcarlow wrote: »

eternal wrote: »

I was a barista too years ago when there were hardly any around. Ten years ago, more even.

it died out pretty swiftly didn't it? the designs dont impress as much at home :P

No i trained to be a chef. Only so muchcoffee you can make

Thwip!

eternal wrote: »

No i trained to be a chef. Only so muchcoffee you can make

switch to coffee cake? :P

Busi_Girl08

Memorial Card maker.

Interesting...

Oooh a Cark bai!

Minister Boyce

Jayzuz that Cork lad is awkward. Cringe fest... Im off for a walk

xsiborg

Busi_Girl08 wrote: »

Memorial Card maker.

Interesting...

Oooh a Cark bai!

did he do an intro? missed that, didnt miss foleys quip about cora's beard though... baastard!

Busi_Girl08

Poor fecker is sweatin' like mad.

Busi_Girl08

xsiborg wrote: »

did he do an intro? missed that, didnt miss foleys quip about cora's beard though... baastard!

Nope that was the new girl Saoirse. Thought it was a bit random :P

xsiborg

Busi_Girl08 wrote: »

Poor fecker is sweatin' like mad.

ah thats just the greasy hair... that he forgot to brush, but jesus the bai did well all the same! :eek:

Charlie seemed a very nice girl.

Caraville

Jaysus the chap looked like he was so depressed! And there is no way the girl he picked is from Clare, she had a very thick Cork accent too

xsiborg

Caraville wrote: »

Jaysus the chap looked like he was so depressed! And there is no way the girl he picked is from Clare, she had a very thick Cork accent too

she could well have been from clare though, im originally from laois but i have a woeful bad 'waaah' limerick accent aswel...

Busi_Girl08

Wa-heeeeeeeey.

... what a knob

xsiborg

Busi_Girl08 wrote: »

Wa-heeeeeeeey.

har har, his clontaahf rugby bragging efforts left him down something woeful!

actually the head looks a bit jerry flannery only with less hair!

Galwayguy35

Mr cool rugby player

Kerrydude1981

"Chunky Monkey" Time for the puke bucket

xsiborg

Kerrydude1981 wrote: »

"Chunky Monkey" Time for the puke bucket

he wont like hearing that back on the VT as she tries to explain, 'no, no, i meant you were P.H.A.T'...

'ah, roysh'... knob!

Kerrydude1981

Looks like Foleys younger brother

Busi_Girl08

Oh god.


The poem.


Poor bastard.

xsiborg

god i know the head off him, im sure im remembering him from somewhere now, coulda been out in UL, its the awful spock-like haircut on him is throwing me off...

Busi_Girl08

I think this guy is the lovechild of Foley and the guy from Crystal Swing.

Galwayguy35

I thought this guy would have been blasted out of it but he has a date.

Lone Stone

I want to take that american girl out phwahhh

xsiborg

obviously langer in cork and langer in limerick dont mean the same thing...

Thwip!

Pfft those two knew nothing about eating chocolate....they would be a nightmare with an easter egg :P

Busi_Girl08

Just noticed something: Is Tina gone?

Thwip!

Lone Stone wrote: »

I want to take that american girl out phwahhh

someone beat you to it bro

Lone Stone

That bastard took my mollie ! :mad:

supernova84

Lone Stone wrote: »

That bastard took my mollie ! :mad:

He took our Mollie but he will never take our freedom!

xsiborg

Busi_Girl08 wrote: »

Just noticed something: Is Tina gone?

and indeed she IS! didnt one of the lads though earlier in the thread say that she ran off the stage crying after 'last weeks' episode when it came down to the last two and she wasnt picked?

EDIT: well spotted, eyeballs on you!

102091101

just started watching this over the english version, was it just this episode or do all the irish lads just walk out on stage? Even the more awkward english lads give an attempt at a bit of a dance?

Thwip!

xsiborg wrote: »

and indeed she IS! didnt one of the lads though earlier in the thread say that she ran off the stage crying after 'last weeks' episode when it came down to the last two and she wasnt picked?

EDIT: well spotted, eyeballs on you!

eyeballs on her :P

200yrolecrank

The women on this show remind me of the same type who go away in groups like fat cackling hens to Teneriffe or Majorca,pestering the bar tenders for a packet of tayto`s and slagging of every lad they meet.

xsiborg

200yrolecrank wrote: »

The women on this show remind me of the same type who go away in groups like fat cackling hens to Teneriffe or Majorca,pestering the bar tenders for a packet of tayto`s and slagging of every lad they meet.

at least your username is appropriate for your post!

insulting the contestants is so 200 pages ago!